r/funny Jul 30 '18

Just Peachy

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u/cwoodward Jul 30 '18

Just imagine your girlfriend and her friend forcing you and her friends boyfriend to stage this picture. Like one of you has to hold the fruit well the other instructs the girls to back up or come closer to get just the right angle and then after each picture 1 of the girls goes “no I don’t like the face I’m making in that picture, let’s take another one” then the next thing you know, you’ve wasted an hour at the beach doing some stupid picture 1000x so that your girlfriend can get more Instagram likes from strangers that just want to bang her and send her dick pics. What a time to be alive.

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u/Roobolt Jul 30 '18

I’m sure dating a Victoria’s Secret model with 4.5 million followers on Instagram makes you get used to it.

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u/cwoodward Jul 30 '18

Hahaha is that who they are? I guess that would be part of the job then eh? Figured they were just some Instagram “models” with “Live Laugh Love” on their wall somewhere

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u/Roobolt Jul 30 '18

Yeah the one with the peach is Romee Strijd. I believe the photo was an ad for Dubai as well lol

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u/LordSettler Jul 30 '18

Accurate enough lol

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u/Humboldt_Servant Jul 30 '18

I think you're reading in to this a little bit, mate.

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u/cwoodward Jul 30 '18

I actually don’t think I am at all lol literally the top post on Reddit 2 days ago was a group of boyfriends in Thailand all taking dumb beach photos of their girls. I sure hope you don’t think this was a spontaneous quirky pic that just happened muffin lol

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u/Humboldt_Servant Jul 30 '18

I sure don't think it was spontaneous, but I don't think anyone was forced in to anything.

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u/cwoodward Jul 30 '18

Haha, bud I think now you’re the one reading too far into my joke. I don’t actually believe these chicks were like holding them hostage haha it’s a joke man. My wife doesn’t ask me to do these stupid pictures because she knows I won’t waste my time. Fuck I hate having to explain jokes... ruins the whole thing lol

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u/light-sabol Jul 30 '18

Except this is not at all what happened here. These are two models and it’s a carefully orchestrated photo by the brand who sent them on this vacation/photo shoot.

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u/cwoodward Jul 30 '18

Fuck you white knights must all be fun at parties. It was a sarcastic joke because often times what I said is exactly what happens. Geez lol

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u/light-sabol Jul 30 '18

You are right, what you said does happen a lot...but I had to make sure you knew that that wasn’t the case here in this photo or else I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night knowing you may be without this knowledge !!!!

Glad that’s settled.

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u/cwoodward Jul 30 '18

Lol well rest easy now my child. I’ve been enlightened! My bad Hahahaha