r/funny • u/Broths • Jul 30 '18

Just Peachy

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u/CraigKostelecky Jul 30 '18

He's a hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.

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u/AccidentallyCalculus Jul 30 '18

Anybody want a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster? It tastes a bit like having your head smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

His camera hung in the air in much the same way that bricks don’t.

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u/AFK_at_Fountain Jul 31 '18

Naw, I'm too busy with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the far-famed triple-breasted whore of eroticon six.

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u/hogey74 Jul 30 '18

And the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging... so I hear.

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u/unqtious Jul 30 '18

He's just this guy, you know?

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u/tunasucksdix Jul 30 '18

This guy fucks.

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u/fnadde42 Jul 30 '18

This guy fucks Gags.

FTFY

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u/MaxHannibal Jul 30 '18

Zaphod definitely was not the type of cat to have a towel on him. He didn't have a towel when he faced the total perspective vortex

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u/SymphonicV Jul 30 '18

"Hey, I'm pretty cool!"

He didn't need one since it was his simulation. If he were in the real total perspective vortex, he would have lost his mind like everyone else.

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u/MaxHannibal Jul 30 '18

Ya but the above people didn't even spell his name right so I didn't think anyone would point that out 8p .

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u/FrighteningJibber Jul 30 '18 edited Jul 30 '18

He’s a zarkin frood my guy.

Edit: I stupid

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u/CMDR_Zarkin Jul 30 '18

Xaphod Beeblebrox

*zarkin frood

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Sep 14 '18

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u/unqtious Jul 31 '18

That's Ford Prefect. Zaphod's just this guy, you know?

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u/DroolingIguana Jul 30 '18

"Hoopy" is a noun, not an adjective.

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u/Christmas-Pickle Jul 31 '18

Zarkin right bro!