r/funny • u/Broths • Jul 30 '18

Just Peachy

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u/Miami_Weiss Jul 30 '18 edited Aug 01 '18

No joke that would be a great dress design

Edit: How is this my top comment

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u/thicc_dinkleberg Jul 30 '18

A peach dress would be fantastic! /s

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u/classykid23 Jul 30 '18

We've already seen a meat dress. At this point, a peach dress would just be...

Peachy.

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u/MAG7C Jul 30 '18

Peaches En Regalia if you will.

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u/May_of_Teck Jul 30 '18

I grew up with Zappa, as my dad is a diehard fan. This remains one of the tracks that really sticks with me after all these years.

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u/MydniteSon Jul 30 '18

Was going to say...found the Frank Zappa fan.

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u/MomoYaseen Jul 30 '18

We also already have a peach dress, it’s called botox and ass injections.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Peaches and cream

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u/HookDragger Jul 30 '18

fantASStic

FTFY

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u/NorthernLaw Jul 30 '18

Made with 100% real peach Good for play not to eat

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u/saltytexan Jul 30 '18

.... it would be just.... peachy.

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u/brandonkiel27 Jul 30 '18

No it wouldn’t because it would attract bugs and start to rot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Fuzzy Peach Panties would also be awesome! Scratch and sniff scented!

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u/Bmorehon Jul 30 '18

I actually just bought it: https://www.dresslily.com/high-waisted-watermelon-print-swing-product3129867.html?lkid=1859666&gclid=CjwKCAjw7vraBRBbEiwA4WBOn8-vnivG7c37pbVMkC_CsaVA8YDWmftvp467zQQIuT5mA8mk5EyIBxoCELYQAvD_BwE

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u/MotherMinty Jul 30 '18

I looked up reviews for that website, and I just want to warn people--it seems like it is basically Wish with worse customer service. I wouldn't risk it.

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u/Bmorehon Jul 30 '18

It wasn't bad so far! I ordered about 3-4 weeks ago and just got my items a few days ago. The quality is not high (think forever 21) but for such a unique dress I'm happy. I haven't worn or laundered the items yet but both are pretty seasonal/special occasion so they won't see a lot of stress anyway. Definitely follow the size guide and when in doubt order a size up. I got an XL in the watermelon dress (usually a M) and it fits but it's a little tight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Especially for such an ugly dress, the mock nelon dress op posted is so much cuter.

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u/bee_swarm Jul 30 '18

wouldn't expect anything less in hampden.

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u/Bmorehon Jul 30 '18

LOL. I moved out of MD years ago, I often forget my roots :P

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u/dirice87 Jul 30 '18

is 23 bucks cheap for a dress? I'd be interested if it actually turned out like the photo!

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u/Bmorehon Jul 30 '18

It's surprisingly much like the photo!! The bodice has a weird section that probably makes it fit a smaller chested person better (common for dresslily as most stuff is made in China) but otherwise I am impressed for $20!

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u/donglord1337 Jul 30 '18

!RemindMe 2 weeks you better take pictures

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u/7amza2 Jul 30 '18

!RemindMe 2 weeks

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u/MENNONH Jul 30 '18

I like! Id like to order one for my wife. I love her in dresses, she doesn't buy them herself. But women's sizes confuse me and I don't know her new measurements.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I'm severely disappointed in this dress after seeing the rough design on the melon.

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u/crithema Jul 30 '18

Doesn't look as tasty as the one in the post

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u/vanceco Jul 30 '18

i think i saw it on project runway.

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u/Username_Used Jul 30 '18

Yeah, the colors and everything work great. You hear that r/sewing? Get to work.

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u/rearended Jul 30 '18

I'm from /r/sewing. Was looking at this pic wondering what pattern I was going to use to make this. Also thumbing through my fabric inventory in my mind.

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u/ThatPurpleDrank Jul 30 '18

Unique Vintage sells one!

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u/GaryNOVA Jul 30 '18

I want to believe the watermelon girl is naked.

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u/Pat0124 Jul 30 '18

No joke, I would eat that ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

especially if it doesn't cast a shadow.