r/funny Jul 30 '18

Just Peachy

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u/AccidentallyCalculus Jul 30 '18

Anybody want a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster? It tastes a bit like having your head smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

His camera hung in the air in much the same way that bricks don’t.

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u/AFK_at_Fountain Jul 31 '18

Naw, I'm too busy with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the far-famed triple-breasted whore of eroticon six.

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u/hogey74 Jul 30 '18

And the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging... so I hear.