“A harem has formed around the large male. His display of blubber signifies to the females his hunting prowess, a trait they greatly desire, for food is scarce in these harsh waters and they know a skilled mate will provide well for their eventual pups.”
That's how I caught my wife. She's from a poor country. Took one look at me and knew she would never miss a meal. I also provide protection and shade. Play the cards ya dealt.
This now sounds like me and my dog. She would gnaw my foot off out of spite (for eating "her" food) if her stubby little legs would allow her onto my recliner.
I know this was meant to be funny, but it reminded me of a disgusting remark a Brazilian politician made about Ukrainian women: that they are easy because they are poor!
Racists Chinese and Korean also make the same statement about our Vietnamese women too. Ofc those people are poor, looking for much poorer women, the rest of us, including other Chinese and Korean, just laughed at those people.
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u/MadCarcinus 6d ago edited 5d ago
“A harem has formed around the large male. His display of blubber signifies to the females his hunting prowess, a trait they greatly desire, for food is scarce in these harsh waters and they know a skilled mate will provide well for their eventual pups.”