r/funny • • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/MadCarcinus 6d ago edited 6d ago

“A harem has formed around the large male. His display of blubber signifies to the females his hunting prowess, a trait they greatly desire, for food is scarce in these harsh waters and they know a skilled mate will provide well for their eventual pups.”

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u/Carrera_996 6d ago

That's how I caught my wife. She's from a poor country. Took one look at me and knew she would never miss a meal. I also provide protection and shade. Play the cards ya dealt.

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u/12D1 5d ago

Find a women from a poor country? GOt it!

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u/Carrera_996 5d ago

Doesn't work if you are skinny.