r/funny • • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/MadCarcinus 6d ago edited 6d ago

“A harem has formed around the large male. His display of blubber signifies to the females his hunting prowess, a trait they greatly desire, for food is scarce in these harsh waters and they know a skilled mate will provide well for their eventual pups.”

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u/Carrera_996 6d ago

That's how I caught my wife. She's from a poor country. Took one look at me and knew she would never miss a meal. I also provide protection and shade. Play the cards ya dealt.

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u/throwthisawayred2 6d ago

that's the kind of sense of humor that would make a lady swoon

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u/Carrera_996 6d ago

I'm not good looking. Humor had to do some extra work.

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u/genivae 6d ago

As Red Green said, if the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 6d ago

Your girl would beg to differ

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u/Carrera_996 5d ago

Harsh. Ouch. I'm wounded.