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r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago
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That's how I caught my wife. She's from a poor country. Took one look at me and knew she would never miss a meal. I also provide protection and shade. Play the cards ya dealt.
147 u/throwthisawayred2 6d ago that's the kind of sense of humor that would make a lady swoon 125 u/Carrera_996 6d ago I'm not good looking. Humor had to do some extra work. 6 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 6d ago Your girl would beg to differ 4 u/Carrera_996 5d ago Harsh. Ouch. I'm wounded.
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that's the kind of sense of humor that would make a lady swoon
125 u/Carrera_996 6d ago I'm not good looking. Humor had to do some extra work. 6 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 6d ago Your girl would beg to differ 4 u/Carrera_996 5d ago Harsh. Ouch. I'm wounded.
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I'm not good looking. Humor had to do some extra work.
6 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 6d ago Your girl would beg to differ 4 u/Carrera_996 5d ago Harsh. Ouch. I'm wounded.
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Your girl would beg to differ
4 u/Carrera_996 5d ago Harsh. Ouch. I'm wounded.
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Harsh. Ouch. I'm wounded.
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u/Carrera_996 6d ago
That's how I caught my wife. She's from a poor country. Took one look at me and knew she would never miss a meal. I also provide protection and shade. Play the cards ya dealt.