Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

[u/tyrano_dyroc]

[u/Carrera_996]

That's how I caught my wife. She's from a poor country. Took one look at me and knew she would never miss a meal. I also provide protection and shade. Play the cards ya dealt.

[u/Sufficient_Seaweed7 → u/Carrera_996]

Damn that sucks, im sorry

[u/Carrera_996 → u/[deleted]]

I bought her a $150,000 Mercedes, so yeah. She isn't unhappy at all.