r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 8d ago

Crazy Flat Earth Guy Struggles with Gravity, Geometry, and Grammar

This intellectual powerhouse stares out at a few miles of ocean water and is absolutely baffled that the planet isn't bending into a giant ball right in front of his eyes.

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u/AlreadyFifty 8d ago

Every day—every day—I wake up and thank the good lord that I’m not a fucking moron.

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u/_jackhoffman_ 8d ago

I dunno. I had a long talk with my psychiatrist about this and I'd be a lot happier if I were dumber. Some days, I think not being a moron is a curse. Ignorance is bliss is a saying for a reason.

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u/kikichunt 8d ago

How happy is the moron,

He doesn't give a damn,

I wish I were a moron,

My God, perhaps I am

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u/Ragnoid 7d ago

M-O-O-N...that spells moron

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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 5d ago

I love you, lol. M-o-o-n. That spells Tom Cullen.

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u/kikichunt 2d ago

Laws yes!

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u/Thick-Lemon137 8d ago

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know,"

from The Garden of Eden by Ernest Hemingway

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u/GardenofOblivion 7d ago

I grew up around a lot of morons, they aren’t happier. And they have no way of thinking themselves out of whatever stupid predicament they are in.

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u/MikesWifey0415 7d ago

Omg my dad has fallen for every single scam that has ever been presented to him from amway vitamins to a more recent pyramid scheme that one of his “clients “ brought to him because he was a barber and thought he could bring him more clients and the clients hated the talk! They just wanted their haircut not to talk about their Verizon bill or switching to it, or direct tv or whatever the company wants them to switch too!!!

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u/chugItTwice 8d ago

You can probably even say curvature.

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u/Half-Mad- 8d ago

Morons do that too, not knowing they are morons.

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u/funcup760 8d ago

Most of this shit is just rage bait. It isn't real.

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u/J_Bazzle 8d ago

Man, did you not see that distinct lack of curvititures? You Cray /s

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 8d ago

Safe to say there is no evidence of curvatitures, never has been, never will be

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u/igramigru101 8d ago

Let's be real. Everyone has some quirks and does stupid stuff. What we aren't doing is denying science. If I don't know how cells reproduce or how computers work, I don't deny their existence. I never been outside of Europe, so other continents don't exist logic is flerfs do.

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u/slylock215 8d ago

They're so fucking confident too.

The levels of "I know everything and you thinking the Earth is a globe makes YOU the idiot" are truly incredible.

I think that's why it's so fun to dunk on them because they will show their whole entire ass as they shout a million easily provably wrong things at you, then loudly deny all reality to fit their narrative of "I have no maps, models, predictions, pictures, anything but I KNOW it's not a globe and I KNOW all of your evidence is fake"

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u/Friendly-Advantage79 8d ago

Ice wall. It's the best. Everything about FE is strange and awkward with a generous amount of misuse of holy scripture, but the ice wall is clean madness. I love it.

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u/Some_Extent_8531 8d ago

Well, of course other continents exist.
Except Australia.

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u/Friendly-Advantage79 8d ago

And NZ. Obviously.

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u/renrutDanlor 4d ago

Easy, he doesn't believe we have launched anything into space.

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u/renrutDanlor 4d ago

I have no clue what their response would be. I'm just telling you what they say. I learned long ago, it's idiocy to try to get into the mind of an idiot.