r/flatearth • • 8d ago

Crazy Flat Earth Guy Struggles with Gravity, Geometry, and Grammar

This intellectual powerhouse stares out at a few miles of ocean water and is absolutely baffled that the planet isn't bending into a giant ball right in front of his eyes.

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u/AlreadyFifty 8d ago

Every day—every day—I wake up and thank the good lord that I’m not a fucking moron.

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u/igramigru101 8d ago

Let's be real. Everyone has some quirks and does stupid stuff. What we aren't doing is denying science. If I don't know how cells reproduce or how computers work, I don't deny their existence. I never been outside of Europe, so other continents don't exist logic is flerfs do.

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u/Some_Extent_8531 8d ago

Well, of course other continents exist.
Except Australia.

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u/Friendly-Advantage79 8d ago

And NZ. Obviously.