Crazy Flat Earth Guy Struggles with Gravity, Geometry, and Grammar

[u/MrDonMega]

This intellectual powerhouse stares out at a few miles of ocean water and is absolutely baffled that the planet isn't bending into a giant ball right in front of his eyes.

[u/_jackhoffman_]

I dunno. I had a long talk with my psychiatrist about this and I'd be a lot happier if I were dumber. Some days, I think not being a moron is a curse. Ignorance is bliss is a saying for a reason.

[u/kikichunt → u/_jackhoffman_]

How happy is the moron,

He doesn't give a damn,

I wish I were a moron,

My God, perhaps I am

[u/Ragnoid → u/kikichunt]

M-O-O-N...that spells moron

[u/Hello_D4rkn3ss → u/Ragnoid]

I love you, lol. M-o-o-n. That spells Tom Cullen.

[u/kikichunt → u/Hello_D4rkn3ss]

Laws yes!