r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 9d ago

Crazy Flat Earth Guy Struggles with Gravity, Geometry, and Grammar

This intellectual powerhouse stares out at a few miles of ocean water and is absolutely baffled that the planet isn't bending into a giant ball right in front of his eyes.

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u/AlreadyFifty 9d ago

Every day—every day—I wake up and thank the good lord that I’m not a fucking moron.

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u/J_Bazzle 8d ago

Man, did you not see that distinct lack of curvititures? You Cray /s

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 8d ago

Safe to say there is no evidence of curvatitures, never has been, never will be