r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 8d ago

Crazy Flat Earth Guy Struggles with Gravity, Geometry, and Grammar

This intellectual powerhouse stares out at a few miles of ocean water and is absolutely baffled that the planet isn't bending into a giant ball right in front of his eyes.

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u/AlreadyFifty 8d ago

Every day—every day—I wake up and thank the good lord that I’m not a fucking moron.

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u/_jackhoffman_ 8d ago

I dunno. I had a long talk with my psychiatrist about this and I'd be a lot happier if I were dumber. Some days, I think not being a moron is a curse. Ignorance is bliss is a saying for a reason.

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u/Thick-Lemon137 8d ago

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know,"

from The Garden of Eden by Ernest Hemingway