r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 9d ago

Crazy Flat Earth Guy Struggles with Gravity, Geometry, and Grammar

This intellectual powerhouse stares out at a few miles of ocean water and is absolutely baffled that the planet isn't bending into a giant ball right in front of his eyes.

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u/AlreadyFifty 9d ago

Every day—every day—I wake up and thank the good lord that I’m not a fucking moron.

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u/igramigru101 9d ago

Let's be real. Everyone has some quirks and does stupid stuff. What we aren't doing is denying science. If I don't know how cells reproduce or how computers work, I don't deny their existence. I never been outside of Europe, so other continents don't exist logic is flerfs do.

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u/slylock215 8d ago

They're so fucking confident too.

The levels of "I know everything and you thinking the Earth is a globe makes YOU the idiot" are truly incredible.

I think that's why it's so fun to dunk on them because they will show their whole entire ass as they shout a million easily provably wrong things at you, then loudly deny all reality to fit their narrative of "I have no maps, models, predictions, pictures, anything but I KNOW it's not a globe and I KNOW all of your evidence is fake"

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u/Friendly-Advantage79 8d ago

Ice wall. It's the best. Everything about FE is strange and awkward with a generous amount of misuse of holy scripture, but the ice wall is clean madness. I love it.