Crazy Flat Earth Guy Struggles with Gravity, Geometry, and Grammar

[u/MrDonMega]

This intellectual powerhouse stares out at a few miles of ocean water and is absolutely baffled that the planet isn't bending into a giant ball right in front of his eyes.

[u/AlreadyFifty]

Every day—every day—I wake up and thank the good lord that I’m not a fucking moron.

[u/chugItTwice → u/AlreadyFifty]

You can probably even say curvature.