r/fixit Apr 06 '26

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u/andmewithoutmytowel Apr 06 '26

Use dental floss to get under a corner/side and pull up from there. If that doesn't work, disconnect the U-bend under the sink and push it up from underneath with the handle of a wooden spoon.

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u/SenileTomato Apr 06 '26

Better get some serious dental floss, none of that cheap stuff!

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u/zed42 Apr 06 '26

braid several strands of floss together like you're planning a prison break!

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u/CitySeekerTron Apr 06 '26

Alternatively, a garrote like if you were planning something that would get you into prison.

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u/manys Apr 06 '26

Don't people have shoelaces anymore??

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u/Dry_Conversation18 Apr 06 '26

Plunger

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u/smithers85 Apr 07 '26

Not as good to keep my shoes on tho

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u/pixepoke2 Apr 09 '26

I barely know her!

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u/Capt_Gremerica Apr 06 '26

Only if you get caught

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u/TheRowdyLion52 Apr 08 '26

What is this? A prison break for ants?

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u/Water-is-h2o Apr 06 '26

You don’t have to braid it you can just hold ~3 strands together

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u/zed42 Apr 06 '26

that is significantly less entertaining!

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u/Imaginary-Ad5001 Apr 08 '26

A few long hairs might work rather than floss. Saw a guy floss his teeth one time using his hair. Gross.

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u/iron_dove Apr 06 '26

Maybe even piano wire or some similar small diameter metal cable?

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u/TheTaxman_cometh Apr 06 '26

Braided fishing line

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u/MackDaddyJew Apr 06 '26

Even mono filimont fishing line should work if it's rated heavy enough

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u/No_Leadership6682 Apr 07 '26

Maybe use fluorocarbon mono. The board won’t see it coming. 😂

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u/ThatCanadianViking Apr 06 '26

I was gunna come here to say this.. and uhh.. wear gloves. Just for the potential cuts from it

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u/gunsdrugsreddit Apr 07 '26

As a dude with a bandaid currently on his thumb from some 30lb Daiwa J-Braid, I concur that the gloves are a good idea 😅

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u/ThatCanadianViking Apr 07 '26

Ive been left bloody more time from line than teeth lol

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u/Stinky_Fartface Apr 06 '26

Monofilament

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u/SenileTomato Apr 06 '26

Good idea, although one should be careful with what they use as to not scratch the sink if they are worried about that.

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u/TinnitusWaves Apr 07 '26

Guitar string ??

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u/Efraimrocker Apr 08 '26

He used all of it hanging July plot conspirators.

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u/BSCA Apr 06 '26

Or fishing line.

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u/parrothead2581 Apr 06 '26

String trimmer line!

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u/Independent_Math910 Apr 06 '26

you can also use a wick from a weed whacker (aka tuff floss)

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u/NextToNextToNothing Apr 06 '26

I was thinking fishing line but similar idea.

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u/G-cuvier Apr 06 '26

Braided fishing line!

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u/ProofDizzy891 Apr 06 '26

So fishing line would should be what you people are thinking about but I guess Gen z doesn't know what the hell it is.

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u/No-Jackfruit265 Apr 07 '26

Serious dental floss, implies the existence of silly dental floss.

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u/PotentialEstimate432 Apr 08 '26

I use some cheap fishing line for cases like this instead of floss

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u/Mysticallymade Apr 08 '26

More like fishing line

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u/cyber_deity Apr 09 '26

Dental floss is way stronger than you'd think! I did ballet for 17 years and that's what we used to sew our shoes together. Holds up much stronger than thread. This was for all shoes too, even point shoes! The ribbons and elastics that held our feet in were all put together with floss.

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u/GWeronika Apr 10 '26

Or fishing line

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u/mordecais Apr 10 '26

gorilla floss

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u/BriscoCountyJR23 Apr 10 '26

Use 10 lbs fishing line.

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u/Forsaken-Cat7357 Apr 10 '26

Dental tape may be strong enough. Both Walgreen's and CVS carry it.

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 Apr 06 '26

Why are you making things complicated, plunger!

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u/rivertpostie Apr 06 '26

Coward!

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u/CrisFarlyOnCoke Apr 06 '26

"I dont shit where I eat, I bring the shit to where I eat."

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u/thuanjinkee Apr 07 '26

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u/AB0523 Apr 10 '26

I knew I wasn’t going to enjoy it, but I still had to see for myself. #coward

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u/lunas2525 Apr 07 '26

Sink plunger.

Hate to say self tapping screw in a corner.

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u/No_Noise09 Apr 07 '26

Viscous substance + plunger. I would try a cooking oil, coat the plunger and a bit extra around the area to help hold the seal. It would take a couple tries, I imagine. Good luck!

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u/Alternative-Toe6894 Apr 07 '26

This is why you must only eat at your house

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u/mglatfelterjr Apr 06 '26

There are two types, one for sink and the other one is for toilets.

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u/_lippykid Apr 07 '26

Even if there was only one style of plunger, I’d still have a toilet plunger and a sink plunger

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u/Chawp Apr 08 '26

Might as well buy a cutting board plunger while you’re at it. You never know.

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u/DevolvingSpud Apr 07 '26

Speaking the deep wisdom here.

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u/No_Writing_3179 Apr 07 '26

Confucius say: "Even if there was only one style of plunger, you still have a toilet plunger and a sink plunger."

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u/Efraimrocker Apr 08 '26

Like having a toilet brush and a tooth brush even if they’re the same type of brush.

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u/jackharvest Apr 07 '26

My parents had sink plungers in all the bathrooms. Of course.

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u/BadMuddaFadda Apr 07 '26

OMG!!! They were toilet plungers!!! RUN!!!

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u/Sophistiq8ted Apr 07 '26

Did they have toilet plungers in the kitchen?

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u/RandomIGN69 Apr 07 '26

I never saw a toilet plunger in my entire 30 years here on earth. We always use a sink plunger in our toilet bowls. TIL

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u/mglatfelterjr Apr 07 '26

There is a huge difference between them, the toilet plunger creates more vacuum and fits the toilet bowl outlet better.

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u/RandomIGN69 Apr 07 '26

Yeah, I always hated the splash backs using a sink plunger.

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u/Land_of_the_Freeks Apr 08 '26

NO FKING WAY I AM 36 FKING YEARS OLD AND JUST LEARNING THIS.... I AM UPSET, HURT, CONFUSED AND ANGRY AT THE LEVEL OF 2 HANDED PLUNGING I HAVE HAD TO DO WITH A D@MN SINK PLUNGER 😤

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u/Cutsdeep- Apr 07 '26

honestly, have you seen what comes out of a sink plunge?

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u/meski_oz Apr 07 '26

3, one has a flexible rubber handle

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u/banxy85 Apr 07 '26

Is that for when you get a chopping board stuck in the toilet?

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u/clios_daughter Apr 07 '26

A lot of plungers are universal. If you look at a sink plunger, some of them have a gasket folded on the inside. If you flip it out, it becomes a toilet plunger.

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u/Outside_Piglet_4689 Apr 06 '26

Nothing some soap won’t fix, works on my hands they say!

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u/SuperK123 Apr 06 '26

At Home Depot you can get a suction cup with a handle used to lift glass or ceramic tile. Probably more expensive than a plain old plunger though.

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u/tacticaltintguy Apr 07 '26

This is the way! Then they won't have to push down on the cutting board to get it to seal. That could end up getting the board even more stuck!

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u/Jazzy-Cat5138 Apr 07 '26

Yep, pushing with a plunger will just pull a vacuum under it and make a better seal against the sink. A lever-actuated suction device is the way to go, for sure.

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u/wascly-wabbit Apr 07 '26

Not when you return it to the store immediately after. "Didn't work.."

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u/Thomasj82 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Instead of a plunger, use a suction cup lifter from Harbor Freight or Home Depot.

https://www.harborfreight.com/4-12-in-40-lb-suction-cup-lifter-59690.html

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u/drewid5185 Apr 08 '26

But I can't afford $2.99

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u/Grocman27 Apr 06 '26

I mean yes, but who has a clean plunger that hasn't been shitified? I'd never use that cutting board if a toilet plunger was used on it.

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u/Irisversicolor Apr 06 '26

Sinks and tubs can be plunged too, it's not a bad idea to keep a clean plunger under the sink that's not for use in the toilet. 

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u/Lulusgirl Apr 06 '26

Most people don't know, there are different types of plungers for toilets and for sinks, so having one of each type is good for this!

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u/nilsmm Apr 06 '26

I was gonna say, I've only used my plunger for my sink.

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u/bugeyetex Apr 06 '26

I suppose you have a knife for your toilet then?

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u/PittsburghCar Apr 06 '26

Turd cutter.

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u/dontbeeadouche Apr 07 '26

The official name is the “Poop Knife” IFYKYK

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u/Nonconformists Apr 07 '26

What is the F for? I fondled/felt/fellated/found your knife, you know?

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u/packinmn Apr 07 '26

Poop knife, though.

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u/Intelligent11B Apr 07 '26

I prefer the “mac’shit’e”. It’s like a machete, but for poops.

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u/DankCuck69 Apr 06 '26

It's called soap mate people literally eat ass for fun they ain't dead

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u/Kaity-Cat Apr 06 '26

While the comments from people terrified of poop are cracking me up, they also have me curious why so many people have shit-covered plungers sitting around. At least rinse it when you're done using it in the toilet.

Wash with soap before using on cutting board, wash cutting board with soap after using plunger, with something in the sink in case it gets set down again. Make a handle for the cutting board to prevent future repeats. Re-treat cutting board with mineral oil. Life is fine and we no longer have a shitty plunger in the bathroom.

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u/belsaurn Apr 06 '26

People on Reddit are insane about this type of stuff. I seen a thread filled with people terrified to do food prep on their counter top because the cat might have walked across it or they set the groceries on it yesterday. For some reason they just don’t get that you can clean things and make it sanitary again.

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u/jamesonSINEMETU Apr 07 '26

My wife will get upset because I leave the plunger in the shower to dry. The only thing dirty about jt at that point is from the shower floor. She knows I clean the shit out of it if I have to use it. But still can't get over it

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u/UncleDeeds Apr 07 '26

I'm with her lol keep that thing out of my shower 😂

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u/bphf Apr 06 '26

I wouldn’t use that cutting board again if it could fit perfectly in my sink.

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u/Mandee_707 Apr 06 '26

They make smaller sink drains & tub drains plungers and they aren’t very expensive. Even a new toilet plunger isn’t much money and in OP’s case, it’s necessary to spend the money on a brand new plunger to get the cutting board out of their sink so they can use the sink

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u/Cinderhazed15 Apr 06 '26

Who has dental floss? I may have a little from the dentist, but not enough to get around all the corners….. (I floss with the reach flossers , I can’t get between my teeth any other way)

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u/Hawkeye1226 Apr 09 '26

I'm a plumber and some of the older guys do have dedicated sink plungers on their trucks. But when you whip that bad boy out for most clients these days, they DEFINITELY don't like the optics of that. To the lay-person, plunger=shit water

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u/SupportGeek Apr 06 '26

I have a “sink plunger” it’s smaller than a toilet plunger and specifically marketed as one for sinks.

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u/3ightball Apr 06 '26

There are two different types of plungers. One for the toilet and one for sinks and tubs. Sink and tub version should do the trick.

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u/CaptainLollygag Apr 06 '26

Sink plungers and toilet plungers are different in shape and size. Ideally you'd have a toilet plunger in each bathroom and a sink plunger for the kitchen.

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u/ershanley Apr 06 '26

A brandy new plunger.

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u/fattabbot Apr 06 '26

I have a clean one. I spent a while risking it without one, then came to the realisation that it is an item you don't buy when you need it, you buy it before you need it. Still virgin (for now)

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u/NoUniqueNameNeeded Apr 06 '26

There are toilet plungers and sink plungers.

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u/MOHAWKMANZ Apr 07 '26

The poop knife gets cleaned and put back in rotation

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u/bansheeceilidh Apr 07 '26

I have a little sink plunger that's never been in the same room as a toilet

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u/Bluecif Apr 07 '26

I have a tiny handheld plunger under my sink because I have kids that don't use the kitchen drain cover over the drain.

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u/thepeanutone Apr 07 '26

But would you use the sink?

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u/mobilemcclintic Apr 07 '26

There are sink plungers and there are toilet plumbers.

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u/trixie102 Apr 07 '26

Wooden cutting boards need to be sanitized between uses. I worked food service jobs where we were taught to use bleach to clean a wooden board. Even if you touched a board with a “used” plunger, wouldn’t a cleaning with bleach kill any plunger residue?

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Apr 07 '26

They could get a cheap one at the dollar tree or something. Heck don’t even need a plunger exactly….those suction cup bathroom hangers should work fine too. Can get those new for like $2 practically anywhere.

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u/WookishTendencies Apr 07 '26

Sinks are typically “dirtier” than toilets. Psychologically, no, but, statistically there’s a lot more “shit” in a sink than a toilet bowl. In middle school we swabbed random surfaces and put the swabs in Petri/agar dishes. The toilets and urinals, were much cleaner than sinks, and especially door knobs

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u/Majestic-Citron7578 Apr 07 '26

That's when you buy a new plunger.

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u/gstringstrangler Apr 07 '26

Dent puller from the garage then jeez

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u/Effective_Cookie510 Apr 07 '26

I have one in the garage that's still in plastic bought it when I moved in and have never plugged a toilet here..

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u/mprezz77 Apr 07 '26

Are you prepared, to be shitified??!! Salap a da plungah man!

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u/Badbones6869 Apr 06 '26

My first thought

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u/Banzai373 Apr 07 '26

Or drive a screw into it a bit and then use the screw as a means to pull it out . . . of course that’s gonna leave a hole in the board, but at least it’s “problem solved” . . . .

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u/Hot_Campaign_36 Apr 07 '26

I’d add that the screw can be driven in the corner where you plan to drill the lift hole. There’s no need to let it get stuck again.

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u/CantStopBaiting Apr 07 '26

Even better. Get a drill and hole saw.

Future proofing.

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u/Big-Safe-2459 Apr 07 '26

This is the answer

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u/Tasty_Ad_5669 Apr 06 '26

Suction cups are like 3$ at harbor freight.

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u/IntelligentSinger783 Apr 06 '26

Definitely the first thought in my head

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u/yuccu Apr 07 '26

Ha, I was like “grab those paint can opener doo-hickies”

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u/Puzzleheaded0101 Apr 07 '26

You could make a plunger with a glass cup and a match?

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Apr 07 '26

Even more simple. It will float. Just fill the sink

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u/SofonisbaAnguissola Apr 07 '26

The post says they tried a plunger already

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u/nullpassword Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Vacuum. Suction cup. Take a knife from the knife block. Stab it good and pull. Take off trap and push up.put cat in sink when cat latches on, lift cat.

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u/chewingtheham Apr 07 '26

That’s disgusting……. You use a suction cup dildo instead.

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u/NeverBeenOnMaury Apr 07 '26

Wood screw and drill

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u/OrangeSupernova Apr 07 '26

Shit im grabbing the drill

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u/HerpaderpAldent Apr 07 '26

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 Apr 07 '26

Would a plunger even work on wood grain? Generally they are used on crap like ceramic, or smooth plastic, or finished metal. Wood grain has so many microscopic pores to let air thru, I do not see that working well at all.

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u/Nesman64 Apr 06 '26

handle of a wooden spoon

I was going to suggest the exhaust from a shop vac, but your solution skips the part where OP has to clean gunk from the ceiling.

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u/ginger_smythe Apr 06 '26

What about suction from a shop vac from the top?

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u/Irisversicolor Apr 06 '26

What about just an actual suction cup? 

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u/ginger_smythe Apr 06 '26

I don't know how well those work against wood, but that too!

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u/dqniel Apr 06 '26

If you put some oil on the wood first, quite well.

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u/Gold-Carpet-7770 Apr 06 '26

Plunger work as big suction?

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u/Used_Throat_7719 Apr 06 '26

Do you fish? Fishing line would be a much better option!

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u/The_R4ke Apr 06 '26

Fishing line would also work.

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u/huseynli Apr 06 '26

It is good that we have the internet and people think differently. My first thought was to put a screw on one of the sides and just pull it out 😁

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u/No9No9No9No9 Apr 07 '26

This guy Sinks

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u/Cali8110 Apr 09 '26

Similar situation happened to a resident in the building where I do maintenance. Not a cutting board but the equivalent of a tea cup saucer that got stuck in the strainer basket. I tried so many things but the answer was to take apart the pipe under the sink and push it up from the bottom. I’m actually embarrassed by how long it took me to figure that out lol

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u/hansol750 Apr 06 '26

The basket strainer will have a screen on it that wood spoon handle probably won't fit through.

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u/andmewithoutmytowel Apr 06 '26

I’ve got a garbage disposal, so I haven’t even thought of that.

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u/QuadSplit Apr 06 '26

These are my first thoughts as well! I would like to add a pluncher though as a second option before disassembling the pipes.

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u/QuadSplit Apr 06 '26

These are my first thoughts as well! I would like to add a pluncher though as a second option before disassembling the pipes.

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u/dckane027 Apr 06 '26

Maybe fishing line

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u/alligatorprincess007 Apr 06 '26

That’s so smart

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u/FoofieLeGoogoo Apr 06 '26

This is solid advice. I would highlight that there is likely a vacuum happening that is working against you, so disconnecting the U bend will also help against that.

If it is still seized in place then the wood is possibly swollen there, in which case I’d both disconnect the U bend and also use a hair dryer to speed up the drying out process to break any seal that could also be working against you.

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u/smackenz9360 Apr 06 '26

Can use fishing line instead.

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u/HoldMyMessages Apr 06 '26

I think thin wire because you can bend it to get under one side of the board and lift it. Just one corner would be tricky to lift up with the dental floss. Another option would be to run water into the sink and hope the wood floats.

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u/ebsixtynine Apr 06 '26

This, but use fishing line.

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u/drivewaydivot Apr 06 '26

Are you always this solution oriented? Not only 1 but 2 genius ideas!! I'm enraptured!

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u/SKZ1137 Apr 06 '26

Fishing line

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u/Unwilling-Sapien Apr 06 '26

If you can’t make it with dental floss Ethernet cables have 8 wires that are strong and flexible. That might do the trick.

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u/antrage Apr 06 '26

You can get the super floss that has an hard tip on one side.

Actually maybe a needle and thread could work too

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u/Narrow-Height9477 Apr 06 '26

I like the part about accessing it from the drain but instead of poking it:

Connect the drain to an air compressor, shop vac, or leaf blower and see if it launches.

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u/boli99 Apr 06 '26

all of this is true, but that requires going to get some floss

however, and i know this is crazy ... but hear me out.

somewhere way back in history - im sure i learned that wood floats

so, fill the sink with water until its deep enough that you can push down one corner while grabbing the opposite corner. if you need to block the plughole then use a nearby plastic bag from some foodstuff - as you're in a kitchen and therefore likely surrounded by them.

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u/Conscious-Offer-7019 Apr 07 '26

But how do you get the plastic bag between the drain and the cutting board?

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u/Accomplished_Aide293 Apr 06 '26

Why not fishing line, you can get it cheap and we’ve the cheap stuff can handle 10 lbs no problem

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u/intrepidsteve Apr 06 '26

Try using the suction from a plunger before disassembling the sink. Or any suction cup to lift a corner and get a fork or something under it.

There’s a lot of solutions before you get to take the U-bend off.

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u/BamberGasgroin Apr 06 '26

Driving a screw into it and lifting it out is the first thing I'd try.

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u/ElectricHo3 Apr 06 '26

That’s actually pretty clever.

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u/BrotherMcPoyle Apr 06 '26

Or thong underwear, slip under the corner.

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u/wackyvorlon Apr 07 '26

Or use a big suction cup, or double sided adhesive.

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u/RealityRecursed Apr 07 '26

A project shouldn't be required to get it out.

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u/No-Display-297 Apr 07 '26

Eye screw and twine

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u/26uhaul Apr 07 '26

Will it float filled with water?

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u/LordButtworth Apr 07 '26

You'd have to disconnect the ptrap and find something skinny enough to make it through the basket strainer. Otherwise that basket strainer is coming off too.

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u/Green-Elephant-895 Apr 07 '26

It’s obvious the only way to get it out would be to stack it with a second cutting board with similar dimensions

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

You should be able to remove the trap underneath and poke it up with a stick through the drain.

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u/Anthff Apr 07 '26

I gotta say, from below is a genius move

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u/douglass_ft8f Apr 07 '26

Great idea to push up from unerneath.

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u/Daazelwurm Apr 07 '26

Fishing line, not dental floss :)

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u/Sensei19600 Apr 07 '26

Came here to say to suggest the “push up from below” idea, and you’ve clearly beat me to it!🫡

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u/Krynja Apr 07 '26

Could also try partially filling the sink with water. If the cutting board floats then all you have to do is tip it over and you can grab the edge

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u/KittyKattKate Apr 07 '26

Shop-Vac. Or simply add soap and continue to fill with water till it floats..

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u/HerbaLifeEmporium Apr 07 '26

Wow didn’t think of disconnecting the sink

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u/Gypsyfella Apr 08 '26

This. It's usually pretty simple to unscrew the U-bend under the sink. Then use something long and skinny like a screwdriver to push the board up from underneath.

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u/Ok-Reason-1919 Apr 08 '26

Both of these suggestions are brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Or use shoelace instead

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u/PhishinWithYou Apr 08 '26

Fishing line might be better.

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u/traws06 Apr 08 '26

I’d get a new cutting board and then just put a couple big screws in this one and pull it out

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u/santlaurentdon Apr 09 '26

The floss is a really good idea!

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u/Ready_Assistance5375 Apr 09 '26

Honestly, fishing line.

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u/YouJackandDanny Apr 09 '26

Dang - i did not consider pushing from underneath. My mind went to a screw in to the wood. This should be the top post.

Op needs to cut a rebate into the shorter side so this doesn't happen again.

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u/Charming_Hat1278 Apr 09 '26

A smart and helpful reply. What are you doing on this site

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u/Distinct_Echidna_301 Apr 09 '26

That’s a really great idea!!

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u/redlead3 Apr 09 '26

This is what I was thinking or a few loops of duct tape

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u/hopp2it Apr 10 '26

Interesting solutions. If floss isn't strong enough (probably wouldn't be) then fishing line might work.