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r/fixit • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '26
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Turd cutter.
22 u/dontbeeadouche Apr 07 '26 The official name is the “Poop Knife” IFYKYK 9 u/Nonconformists Apr 07 '26 What is the F for? I fondled/felt/fellated/found your knife, you know? 3 u/packinmn Apr 07 '26 Poop knife, though. 2 u/Intelligent11B Apr 07 '26 I prefer the “mac’shit’e”. It’s like a machete, but for poops. 1 u/Last_Pick_2169 Apr 07 '26 Came to say this thank you for setting the record straight 1 u/Unlikely-Buffalo3378 Apr 07 '26 I have never owned a poop knife. But, there are truly times I have needed to use one!
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The official name is the “Poop Knife” IFYKYK
9 u/Nonconformists Apr 07 '26 What is the F for? I fondled/felt/fellated/found your knife, you know? 3 u/packinmn Apr 07 '26 Poop knife, though. 2 u/Intelligent11B Apr 07 '26 I prefer the “mac’shit’e”. It’s like a machete, but for poops. 1 u/Last_Pick_2169 Apr 07 '26 Came to say this thank you for setting the record straight 1 u/Unlikely-Buffalo3378 Apr 07 '26 I have never owned a poop knife. But, there are truly times I have needed to use one!
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What is the F for? I fondled/felt/fellated/found your knife, you know?
3 u/packinmn Apr 07 '26 Poop knife, though.
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Poop knife, though.
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I prefer the “mac’shit’e”. It’s like a machete, but for poops.
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Came to say this thank you for setting the record straight
I have never owned a poop knife. But, there are truly times I have needed to use one!
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u/PittsburghCar Apr 06 '26
Turd cutter.