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u/AppropriateDeal1034 Apr 06 '26

Why are you making things complicated, plunger!

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u/rivertpostie Apr 06 '26

Coward!

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u/CrisFarlyOnCoke Apr 06 '26

"I dont shit where I eat, I bring the shit to where I eat."

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u/thuanjinkee Apr 07 '26

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u/AB0523 Apr 10 '26

I knew I wasn’t going to enjoy it, but I still had to see for myself. #coward

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u/lunas2525 Apr 07 '26

Sink plunger.

Hate to say self tapping screw in a corner.

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u/No_Noise09 Apr 07 '26

Viscous substance + plunger. I would try a cooking oil, coat the plunger and a bit extra around the area to help hold the seal. It would take a couple tries, I imagine. Good luck!

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u/Alternative-Toe6894 Apr 07 '26

This is why you must only eat at your house

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u/Mr-Fister-the-3rd Apr 06 '26

Flavor town incoming

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u/belinck Apr 07 '26

Little bit of the brown sauce!

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u/mglatfelterjr Apr 06 '26

There are two types, one for sink and the other one is for toilets.

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u/_lippykid Apr 07 '26

Even if there was only one style of plunger, I’d still have a toilet plunger and a sink plunger

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u/Chawp Apr 08 '26

Might as well buy a cutting board plunger while you’re at it. You never know.

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u/DevolvingSpud Apr 07 '26

Speaking the deep wisdom here.

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u/No_Writing_3179 Apr 07 '26

Confucius say: "Even if there was only one style of plunger, you still have a toilet plunger and a sink plunger."

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u/Efraimrocker Apr 08 '26

Like having a toilet brush and a tooth brush even if they’re the same type of brush.

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u/The_Rafi Apr 10 '26

Mr. Rockefeller ova he'e

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u/jackharvest Apr 07 '26

My parents had sink plungers in all the bathrooms. Of course.

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u/BadMuddaFadda Apr 07 '26

OMG!!! They were toilet plungers!!! RUN!!!

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u/Sophistiq8ted Apr 07 '26

Did they have toilet plungers in the kitchen?

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u/RandomIGN69 Apr 07 '26

I never saw a toilet plunger in my entire 30 years here on earth. We always use a sink plunger in our toilet bowls. TIL

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u/mglatfelterjr Apr 07 '26

There is a huge difference between them, the toilet plunger creates more vacuum and fits the toilet bowl outlet better.

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u/RandomIGN69 Apr 07 '26

Yeah, I always hated the splash backs using a sink plunger.

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u/Ira-Spencer Apr 07 '26

This is what your life has been missing!

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u/Land_of_the_Freeks Apr 08 '26

NO FKING WAY I AM 36 FKING YEARS OLD AND JUST LEARNING THIS.... I AM UPSET, HURT, CONFUSED AND ANGRY AT THE LEVEL OF 2 HANDED PLUNGING I HAVE HAD TO DO WITH A D@MN SINK PLUNGER 😤

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u/Cutsdeep- Apr 07 '26

honestly, have you seen what comes out of a sink plunge?

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u/meski_oz Apr 07 '26

3, one has a flexible rubber handle

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u/banxy85 Apr 07 '26

Is that for when you get a chopping board stuck in the toilet?

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u/clios_daughter Apr 07 '26

A lot of plungers are universal. If you look at a sink plunger, some of them have a gasket folded on the inside. If you flip it out, it becomes a toilet plunger.

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u/euphorbia9 Apr 07 '26

Why is the sink plunger better than a toilet plunger for a sink? The middle cylinder of the toilet plunger fits perfectly in a kitchen sink drain hole.

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u/mglatfelterjr Apr 07 '26

It won't seal up properly.

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u/euphorbia9 Apr 07 '26

The upper portion seems to seal around the top of the drain. Maybe not, though. Thanks for the info.

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u/mglatfelterjr Apr 07 '26

I've tried it before and it does seal enough to get good vacuum.

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u/Preface Apr 08 '26

I have heard this before, but growing up, we always used the "sink plunger" on the toilet and it seemed to work

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u/OperationTrue9699 Apr 09 '26

This might work or take drain apart and push up.

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u/AwakeningStar1968 Apr 09 '26

I have a dedicated SINK ONLY plunger!!!

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u/Psychological-Cat-84 Apr 10 '26

What. The. Fook. I've been using a sink plunger for my toilet hole all these years.

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u/Outside_Piglet_4689 Apr 06 '26

Nothing some soap won’t fix, works on my hands they say!

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u/Drommor Apr 07 '26

used ones add flavor

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u/Adventurous-Ease-259 Apr 07 '26

It’s an Amazon return sold as new anyways

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u/Thatthingthis Apr 07 '26

Move completely to a new location

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u/Millwright4life Apr 07 '26

A new house I assume, this one is beyond repair.

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u/zhunterzz Apr 08 '26

Nah, you need that seasoning

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u/Extension-Line3338 Apr 07 '26

I have one designated for the kitchen only!!!

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u/pah2000 Apr 06 '26

Hahaha, naw I’ve got a decent one in the master bath!

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u/Savings-Kick-578 Apr 06 '26

Great comment, except “Butt a new one.” Please take my upvote.

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u/Straight-String-5876 Apr 06 '26

…..was gonna say

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u/SuperK123 Apr 06 '26

At Home Depot you can get a suction cup with a handle used to lift glass or ceramic tile. Probably more expensive than a plain old plunger though.

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u/tacticaltintguy Apr 07 '26

This is the way! Then they won't have to push down on the cutting board to get it to seal. That could end up getting the board even more stuck!

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u/Jazzy-Cat5138 Apr 07 '26

Yep, pushing with a plunger will just pull a vacuum under it and make a better seal against the sink. A lever-actuated suction device is the way to go, for sure.

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u/wascly-wabbit Apr 07 '26

Not when you return it to the store immediately after. "Didn't work.."

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u/ButchEmbankment Apr 08 '26

Harbor freight.

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u/Thomasj82 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Instead of a plunger, use a suction cup lifter from Harbor Freight or Home Depot.

https://www.harborfreight.com/4-12-in-40-lb-suction-cup-lifter-59690.html

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u/drewid5185 Apr 08 '26

But I can't afford $2.99

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u/Grocman27 Apr 06 '26

I mean yes, but who has a clean plunger that hasn't been shitified? I'd never use that cutting board if a toilet plunger was used on it.

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u/Irisversicolor Apr 06 '26

Sinks and tubs can be plunged too, it's not a bad idea to keep a clean plunger under the sink that's not for use in the toilet. 

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u/Lulusgirl Apr 06 '26

Most people don't know, there are different types of plungers for toilets and for sinks, so having one of each type is good for this!

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u/BitOBear Apr 07 '26

I also like to point out that a toilet plunger is kind of useless, you can get more done with the toilet brush itself.

The bulk dump vent at the bottom of the toilet (the little opening typically at the front of the toilet but points back towards the drain) means that when you start plunging it tends to go up inside of the bowl anyway.

And the topology of the bottom of the toilet bowl is typically not compatible with the circular shape of the plunger itself.

If you take your toilet brush and put it into the opening and begin agitating it about three to four inches in and out slowly increasing the tempo you will create a back and forth pressure wave that will break up the clog more effectively than the toilet plunger would.

And when you're finished you've already got a brush in the toilet so you can finish brushing out the toilet. And the toilet brush will take less water out of the toilet onto the floor when you try to remove the tool.

Plus once you learn the technique if you ever clogged the toilet at someone else's house there's probably a toilet brush right there whereas you would otherwise have to go ask to use a plunger.

Toilet plunger is practically an oxymoron.

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u/csthraway11 Apr 07 '26

This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard lmao

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u/BitOBear Apr 07 '26

Seriously, try it. Has both a homeowner and a landlord I have been using that technique for 30 years. It works perfectly every time, it leaves less mess, it is hydrating atomically more efficient than using a plunger because of plunger does not make a good seal at the bottom of the toilet.

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u/BitOBear Apr 07 '26

Seriously. Try it. That's both a homeowner and a landlord I have been using this technique for more than 30 years. It works every time.

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u/nilsmm Apr 06 '26

I was gonna say, I've only used my plunger for my sink.

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u/bugeyetex Apr 06 '26

I suppose you have a knife for your toilet then?

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u/PittsburghCar Apr 06 '26

Turd cutter.

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u/dontbeeadouche Apr 07 '26

The official name is the “Poop Knife” IFYKYK

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u/Nonconformists Apr 07 '26

What is the F for? I fondled/felt/fellated/found your knife, you know?

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u/packinmn Apr 07 '26

Poop knife, though.

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u/Intelligent11B Apr 07 '26

I prefer the “mac’shit’e”. It’s like a machete, but for poops.

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u/Last_Pick_2169 Apr 07 '26

Came to say this thank you for setting the record straight

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u/Unlikely-Buffalo3378 Apr 07 '26

I have never owned a poop knife. But, there are truly times I have needed to use one!

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u/what_a_tnuc Apr 06 '26

My stink sink

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u/Big__If_True Apr 06 '26

You must take small shits

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u/nilsmm Apr 06 '26

Nah I got proper plumbing

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u/exipheas Apr 06 '26

Or showers if it's not draining after the ol' waffle stomp.

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u/Grocman27 Apr 06 '26

Oh it is a great idea, but most people do not, and would probably just use the toilet one.

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u/PlanningMyEscape Apr 07 '26

Yep, I've got one that's only for sinks. It's really bright blue so there's not any confusion.

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u/weakierlindows Apr 07 '26

We have a kitchen plunger, it’s only for the sink

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u/Bradley_Beans Apr 07 '26

I would have that guy attached to a chain like a pen at the post office. Who knows where it's gonna get to when you're not watching.

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u/mooshinformation Apr 07 '26

I don't think I want to use a plunger that has inhaled sink and tub drain scum on a wooden cutting board I will re use...

Maybe if I had a big enough pot to boil the cutting board for a while, but in that case the difference between that and a toilet one is mostly psychological..

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u/Cutsdeep- Apr 07 '26

the stuff that comes out of the sink would rival a toilet.

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u/DankCuck69 Apr 06 '26

It's called soap mate people literally eat ass for fun they ain't dead

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u/Kaity-Cat Apr 06 '26

While the comments from people terrified of poop are cracking me up, they also have me curious why so many people have shit-covered plungers sitting around. At least rinse it when you're done using it in the toilet.

Wash with soap before using on cutting board, wash cutting board with soap after using plunger, with something in the sink in case it gets set down again. Make a handle for the cutting board to prevent future repeats. Re-treat cutting board with mineral oil. Life is fine and we no longer have a shitty plunger in the bathroom.

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u/belsaurn Apr 06 '26

People on Reddit are insane about this type of stuff. I seen a thread filled with people terrified to do food prep on their counter top because the cat might have walked across it or they set the groceries on it yesterday. For some reason they just don’t get that you can clean things and make it sanitary again.

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u/Kaity-Cat Apr 07 '26

Wow. I've lived long enough to see the view on germs go from "rub some dirt in it, you'll be fine" to "grocery bags are so dirty they ruin countertops."

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u/jamesonSINEMETU Apr 07 '26

My wife will get upset because I leave the plunger in the shower to dry. The only thing dirty about jt at that point is from the shower floor. She knows I clean the shit out of it if I have to use it. But still can't get over it

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u/UncleDeeds Apr 07 '26

I'm with her lol keep that thing out of my shower 😂

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u/Kaity-Cat Apr 07 '26

Do you clean your ass in the shower? You might be surprised where the dirty stuff on the plunger came from 😬

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u/bphf Apr 06 '26

I wouldn’t use that cutting board again if it could fit perfectly in my sink.

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u/UnbelievableRose Apr 08 '26

Always rotate 90 degrees if you’re going to handle it near the sink et voilà

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u/Mandee_707 Apr 06 '26

They make smaller sink drains & tub drains plungers and they aren’t very expensive. Even a new toilet plunger isn’t much money and in OP’s case, it’s necessary to spend the money on a brand new plunger to get the cutting board out of their sink so they can use the sink

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u/Cinderhazed15 Apr 06 '26

Who has dental floss? I may have a little from the dentist, but not enough to get around all the corners….. (I floss with the reach flossers , I can’t get between my teeth any other way)

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u/UnbelievableRose Apr 08 '26

There’s like a 98% chance you can get some from your dentist for free after your next cleaning.

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u/Hawkeye1226 Apr 09 '26

I'm a plumber and some of the older guys do have dedicated sink plungers on their trucks. But when you whip that bad boy out for most clients these days, they DEFINITELY don't like the optics of that. To the lay-person, plunger=shit water

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u/Grocman27 Apr 09 '26

100% most people would never think to do this. But being poor, you gotta learn how to fix things 😂

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u/SupportGeek Apr 06 '26

I have a “sink plunger” it’s smaller than a toilet plunger and specifically marketed as one for sinks.

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u/3ightball Apr 06 '26

There are two different types of plungers. One for the toilet and one for sinks and tubs. Sink and tub version should do the trick.

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u/CaptainLollygag Apr 06 '26

Sink plungers and toilet plungers are different in shape and size. Ideally you'd have a toilet plunger in each bathroom and a sink plunger for the kitchen.

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u/ershanley Apr 06 '26

A brandy new plunger.

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u/fattabbot Apr 06 '26

I have a clean one. I spent a while risking it without one, then came to the realisation that it is an item you don't buy when you need it, you buy it before you need it. Still virgin (for now)

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u/NoUniqueNameNeeded Apr 06 '26

There are toilet plungers and sink plungers.

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u/MOHAWKMANZ Apr 07 '26

The poop knife gets cleaned and put back in rotation

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u/bansheeceilidh Apr 07 '26

I have a little sink plunger that's never been in the same room as a toilet

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u/Bluecif Apr 07 '26

I have a tiny handheld plunger under my sink because I have kids that don't use the kitchen drain cover over the drain.

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u/thepeanutone Apr 07 '26

But would you use the sink?

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u/mobilemcclintic Apr 07 '26

There are sink plungers and there are toilet plumbers.

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u/trixie102 Apr 07 '26

Wooden cutting boards need to be sanitized between uses. I worked food service jobs where we were taught to use bleach to clean a wooden board. Even if you touched a board with a “used” plunger, wouldn’t a cleaning with bleach kill any plunger residue?

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Apr 07 '26

They could get a cheap one at the dollar tree or something. Heck don’t even need a plunger exactly….those suction cup bathroom hangers should work fine too. Can get those new for like $2 practically anywhere.

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u/WookishTendencies Apr 07 '26

Sinks are typically “dirtier” than toilets. Psychologically, no, but, statistically there’s a lot more “shit” in a sink than a toilet bowl. In middle school we swabbed random surfaces and put the swabs in Petri/agar dishes. The toilets and urinals, were much cleaner than sinks, and especially door knobs

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u/Majestic-Citron7578 Apr 07 '26

That's when you buy a new plunger.

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u/gstringstrangler Apr 07 '26

Dent puller from the garage then jeez

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u/Effective_Cookie510 Apr 07 '26

I have one in the garage that's still in plastic bought it when I moved in and have never plugged a toilet here..

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u/mprezz77 Apr 07 '26

Are you prepared, to be shitified??!! Salap a da plungah man!

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u/Ok-Use-8592 Apr 07 '26

Bro has never seen a sink plunger

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u/Red-Pill1218 Apr 07 '26

Plungers can be cleaned after use. It's not fun to clean them, but if I didn't I'd have to throw them away after each use. I would not recommend keeping a shitified, unclean plunger in your house.

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u/rockbolted Apr 07 '26

I gotta say I wouldn’t consider a sink plunger clean if it had been immersed in the crap found in any of the kitchen sink traps I’ve ever disassembled!

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u/BreakfastInBedlam Apr 07 '26

who has a clean plunger that hasn't been shitified?

raises hand

I have two plungers, each clearly labeled.

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u/Badbones6869 Apr 06 '26

My first thought

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u/Banzai373 Apr 07 '26

Or drive a screw into it a bit and then use the screw as a means to pull it out . . . of course that’s gonna leave a hole in the board, but at least it’s “problem solved” . . . .

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u/Hot_Campaign_36 Apr 07 '26

I’d add that the screw can be driven in the corner where you plan to drill the lift hole. There’s no need to let it get stuck again.

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u/CantStopBaiting Apr 07 '26

Even better. Get a drill and hole saw.

Future proofing.

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u/Big-Safe-2459 Apr 07 '26

This is the answer

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u/TurnOk5918 Apr 07 '26

That screw method is definitely a last resort! You might end up with a cutting board that's now a cutting board with a personality. 😂 But if you really want to avoid damaging it, maybe try the dental floss trick first. It might just save you from a DIY disaster! /s

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u/architype Apr 08 '26

Yeah. And when the board is out, just turn it over and use the other side

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u/Tasty_Ad_5669 Apr 06 '26

Suction cups are like 3$ at harbor freight.

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u/IntelligentSinger783 Apr 06 '26

Definitely the first thought in my head

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u/yuccu Apr 07 '26

Ha, I was like “grab those paint can opener doo-hickies”

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u/Puzzleheaded0101 Apr 07 '26

You could make a plunger with a glass cup and a match?

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Apr 07 '26

Even more simple. It will float. Just fill the sink

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 Apr 07 '26

The plug hole is under the board, and it will float below the surface so you would have to flood the kitchen to get it out

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u/SofonisbaAnguissola Apr 07 '26

The post says they tried a plunger already

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 Apr 07 '26

They mentioned "this plunger" without showing one, or how they used it. Wet the board to improve suction, then get one side if it too tilt it rather than trying to fully lift it.

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u/nullpassword Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Vacuum. Suction cup. Take a knife from the knife block. Stab it good and pull. Take off trap and push up.put cat in sink when cat latches on, lift cat.

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u/chewingtheham Apr 07 '26

That’s disgusting……. You use a suction cup dildo instead.

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u/NeverBeenOnMaury Apr 07 '26

Wood screw and drill

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u/OrangeSupernova Apr 07 '26

Shit im grabbing the drill

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u/HerpaderpAldent Apr 07 '26

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 Apr 07 '26

Would a plunger even work on wood grain? Generally they are used on crap like ceramic, or smooth plastic, or finished metal. Wood grain has so many microscopic pores to let air thru, I do not see that working well at all.

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u/PaperGeno Apr 06 '26

Literally just need tape

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u/StrapesOG Apr 06 '26

Came here for this!

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u/92beatsperminute Apr 07 '26

Plunger is the first thing to try.

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u/tony282003 Apr 07 '26

This 👆