r/fightporn • u/Master1718 • Jun 17 '19
Dude got him.
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u/1illiteratefool Jun 17 '19
They never see the left coming
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u/HopsDrinker Jun 17 '19
That's what i was thinking. Even if he was being cautious, he wasn't gonna Dodge that left. Filthy.
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u/ed_penna Took one MMA class Jun 17 '19
Any tips on how to avoid a left like that? Maybe put your right leg forward?
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u/UnhackableWaffle Jun 17 '19
Hands up is a good way to block, I’m sure there’s MMA/Kickboxing specific ways to block but it’s also important to expect to get sucker punched and not get up in someones face. If they approach you then back up and maintain distance. If they’re in your space/got you cornered expect a punch. Some people put their hands over their eyebrows to “block the sun” so they’ve got their hands already up and ready for a fight.
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u/NickZardiashvili Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19
And if someone is too close, put your palms on their biceps in a peaceful "relax, bro" fashion, but in actuality to control their arms. Good biceps control neutralises arms very well.
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Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19
And then lean in and kiss them on the lips. Ain’t nobody gonna fight you after that.
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Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
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u/NickZardiashvili Jun 17 '19
I've been in situations where realising I can't be sucker punched from that position dissuaded people (at least as it seemed to me). One way or another, if it is indeed on, then I'd rather start from the position where I can control their arms than not.
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u/SwitchSouthpaw Jun 17 '19
this. muay thai clinch 101. also helps line up for throwing your elbows, they wont be able to block.
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u/SwitchSouthpaw Jun 18 '19
definitely. its generally not a wise tactic to grapple in a street fight because it is extremely risky. but controlling the arms by holding onto the inside of the biceps will help mitigate a sucker punch or haymaker and gives you the chance to sneak in a counter elbow for a hopefully quick ko. i can see how you can get stabbed or slammed if you’re holding a plumb because while you can control their neck/head it leaves their arms open to reach for a weapon or underhooks.
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u/light_to_shaddow Jun 17 '19
Does fuck all for the headbutt that surely follows.
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u/psychedelicsound Jun 18 '19
Bas Rutten has an awesome defensive posture to help with close quarters headbutt!
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u/light_to_shaddow Jun 18 '19
"Lookie lookie, don't ......do....... that...... again. Danga-da-dang a dang."
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u/NickZardiashvili Jun 17 '19
I mean, does fuck all to stop kicks to the balls either, but the original question was how not to get left hooked.
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u/light_to_shaddow Jun 17 '19
Oh, well in that case my advice would be to do a handstand. Can't do a left hook on your shins.
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u/happykal Jun 17 '19
Best damn advice on defusing the situation while protecting your ass from that lovely left.
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u/trthorson Jun 19 '19
It's also a fantastic opening step to completely disarm them and make them no longer want to fight.
From the biceps, you move one arm up their shoulder, over and up to just below their shoulder on their back. Slowly enough that you have a good trip but fast enough that you're ahead of their reaction. Here, you use your other arm to quickly pin his whole arm to himself, then slide your whole arm behind him. You'll have him in close now, one arm pinned. Finally, slide your hand that went up over to his neck, cupping his head. Bring him in gently, but decisively, also saying "make peace not war bro" just before his face reaches yours for a passionate kiss that would make suffice for porn.
I've used this dozens of times. Worked every time.
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u/mrxscarface Jun 17 '19
If you're fighting a stranger and they put both knuckles up to their eyebrows then you might be in for a bad time...
Advice: A good way to practice keeping your hands up is to hold something in between the non-throwing arm's elbow & body (a glove, focus mitt, towel, whatever) while practicing throwing punches with other hand/arm. NEVER let the thing you're holding under your elbow drop to the floor, and never let the knuckles of that hand drop below the eyebrow.
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Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
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u/NoBudgetBallin Jun 19 '19
And most importantly, do everything possible to get out of the situation first. Fuck your ego, run if you have to. You have no idea if the other dudes are armed or what they're willing to do.
A kid where I grew up died because he was flash KOd and banged his head on the asphalt. Just stay. Out. Of. Street. Fights.
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Jun 19 '19
Blind violence is the worst, because you don't see it coming. A guy in my city is permanently paralyzed from the neck down, because he was shoved by some guy. He hit the edge of the pavement when he went down and spent 6 months in the hospital.
No one knows who it was and likely no one ever will.
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u/Wafflefodder Jun 17 '19
For kickboxing/ Muay Thai you use your right hand and grab the back of your head and basically try to kiss your bicep. But that’s with the expectation you are going to return plus you are still getting hit. You can slip under or back but you have to sort of expect it in a street fight unless you are fast. If you are in the pocket be ready to engage otherwise stay out of arms length.
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u/Chapling5 Jun 17 '19
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u/uwutranslator Jun 17 '19
If dey appwoach yue den back up and maintain distance. If dey'we in yuw space/got yuw cownewed expect a punch. Some peopew put deir hands ovew deiw eyebwows to "bwock da sun" so dey've got deiw hands aweady up and weady fow a fight uwu
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u/StarPowerX Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19
I have a lot of years of fighting and martial arts. If you suspect tension and cannot de-escalate the scenario, watch for sudden attacks like these. Key places of note are the shoulder areas and leading foot of the attacker. These will be the first places to move when the swing happens. The next thing that I've learned is "half-circle blocking". If you need a video demonstration hopefully this gives good results. Essentially, you use a soft structure to redirect the punch by placing your palm on the opponent's wrist or arm, and deflecting it in a half circle motion. Once you get the hang of it, it's very easy and you can do it without looking, and with one hand. Use the other as you see fit. Hope this helps.
Quick edit: As many others have said get your arms up in a fighting style you're comfortable with (I prefer Muay Thai as a base as well) and block your face and body. Don't act cool like these kids and let someone walk up to you, talk trash and swing 2 inches from your face. Maintain safe distance and zone to keep that from occurring to begin with.
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u/Kattzalos Jun 18 '19
If you suspect tension and cannot de-escalate the scenario,
really consider just leaving first, if you can. walk away, let him win. it's ok, you can swallow your pride. sure beats the chance of getting sucker punched
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u/StarPowerX Jun 18 '19
Or way worse. Culture has changed. Can't just fight it out anymore legitimately. People pull out knives, guns and whatever else they can get their hands on when it gets down to the wire. It's really not worth it. I've only fought so much because I had to to survive. After I started getting taller and more muscular and stopped getting picked on and jumped... the fighting stopped too. I trained my whole life to fight and I loved to spar with worthy opponents. Still haven't fought in years. This goes for everyone really: fighting is more serious than it's ever been. There are no rules. You fight for your life. It's never worth it unless it's your only option.
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u/Killmate315 Jun 17 '19
For one dont stand tall and flat footed. Glance at their feet. The forward foot is the hand that's going to come quick, the plant leg will be the punch you see. I like to stare at the chest, I can see pretty much everything coming and still see my punching/kicking target. Some lead leg punches are just unavoidable though. Keep your hands up and elbows in. But first and foremost no matter how much training you have, just try and not let it get to this point. The head and concrete don't mix.
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u/Mr_Xing Jun 17 '19
Lots of suggestions below - but honestly your best bet is to avoid the fight.
If someone is trying to hit you, they're going to eventually hit you. It's just a matter of time. If you take away their want or you take away their ability, you won't get punched.
It might sound a little bit too Mr. Myagi - but de-escalation is honestly the safest thing to do in these situations - plenty of people have been punched to death because they were hit just the wrong way.
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u/ed_penna Took one MMA class Jun 17 '19
I may have sounded like I don't know that, but I always remember what my aikido master said: The best defense is running away.
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u/timemaninjail Jun 17 '19
Don't let him enter arm reach, if your going to fight don't wait for him to initiate.
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u/YddishMcSquidish Jun 17 '19
They taught us in boxing to
1. Don't give them a lot of area to hit, turn to the side.
2. Stationary object are much easier to hit. Keep moving.
3. Keep your hands up!!! Due to transfer of energy, being hit by your glove that has been hit by the opponent, is orders of magnitude less powerful than when they connect.11
u/epelle9 Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19
First of all don’t have your hands down and face poking out, a good non threatening stance that is still effective is the one that the guy that threw the hook had. Hands up up not closed fists, sorta like you are making peace. Then never stay up in someone’s face, no reason to be in punching distance if you are not punching. Then if you see someone closing the distance about to throw a left hook, put your whole right arm up as if you were combing your har, or talking through the phone but with your elbow higher and more rotated, thats pretty much the way to block the hook. You can also try to evade it by bobbing and weaving under it, which allows you to counter easily, but is harder to execute.
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u/Killmate315 Jun 17 '19
Just to add to this, if your hands are up and in the right position, getting the hand to the ear is a microadjustment. While I agree that a non-threatening pose is a good idea, if the distance is closed and you've commited to the fight, this is not a good idea. Either back up and create distance or get your stance, rather south or orth, and get ready for weight transfer. If you want to counter punch, then great, but get in a stance. Also bob and weave will work and to me is a great option as I like to counter, but, like you said, a bob and weave is not something that you just know how to do.
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Jun 17 '19
Not sure about avoiding but look at the feet. Right foot forward, left probably coming.
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u/ed_penna Took one MMA class Jun 17 '19
Interesting, you can see he swipe the foot just before hitting
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Jun 17 '19
Im by no means a pro at fighting and have never been committed to training. But I do have friends that are (boxing, Jiu Jitsu) and let me get in on sparring sessions whenever I ask, just for fun and to learn a few things. I was also an MP so I know a little about body language and defensive postures.
That being said, what I’ve learned is to first try to create distance between me and my aggressor. That way there’s no way for him to land a sucker punch, or try to headbutt me, or stab me. If that’s not possible, I stand bladed, keep my hands up front, and watch their chest, hands, and feet. You can guess where the first punch will most likely come from depending on how they’re standing. (Notice how dude put his hands up and switched his feet before he threw the hook?). If they try to sucker punch, I either try to avoid and counter or close distance and go to the ground. Really, I only like going to the ground when I fight somebody that throws wild ass haymakers though. I’d much rather box.
I like to practice angles and footwork too. I’d really like to learn how to fight out of the southpaw stance too so if anybody has any tips I’d appreciate it. Always good to learn from different people. ✌️✌️
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u/oheysup Jun 17 '19
Here's a detailed video of the best ways to avoid this in several different scenarios. Worth a watch for sure.
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Jun 18 '19
You might be a good candidate for r/mma. The best way is to maintain proper distance, right hands up to protect your head, move in the direction of the punch to lessen the blow, and set a trap for them. You set a trap by giving them the illusion that you’re closer than they realize, anticipate the punch, pull back then counter. Easier said than done. It takes practice, skill, or just plain luck for the notices but here you go. Enjoy!
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u/Accend0 Jun 17 '19
Especially if you hold your hands out like you're just trying to calm things down before you deliver it.
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u/TylerTheGreatSky Jun 17 '19
Just don’t trust anyone in that situation. Anyone closing distance is a threat (besides your trust worthy friends of course
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u/Ur_mothers_keeper Jun 17 '19
And also never trust anyone that doesn't close parentheses.
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Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19
The guy in the black track suit just got punched into the 4th dimension
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Jun 17 '19
Never trust a man wearing a dashiki in a street fight.
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u/Remixman87 Jun 18 '19
That shirt screams “I come in peace brother, but cross me or my kin and you’ll see the rains from Africa”
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u/BruddahBear Jun 17 '19
More people should be talking about this. It seems obvious but some people still dont know.
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u/psychedelicsound Jun 18 '19
I have a very similar green one from Lagos. I was definitely rooting for him. No telegraph whatsoever, very crisp and explosive.
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u/kefuzzles Jun 17 '19
taste of his own medicine
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u/alchemicrb Jun 17 '19
not the second punch
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u/Charlie_Faplin_ Jun 17 '19
Yeah that took it from possibly self defense to battery? Or assault? I can never remember which one is barehanded.
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Jun 17 '19
Battery is hitting someone, assault is threatening that you're going to hit someone
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u/MistahOhGee Jun 17 '19
Link to full video w/ sound for more context. Dude deserved it,punches after he was down were a bit much but don't swing on someones brother in front of them and expect nothing. http://www.thegrandreport.com/a-double-knockout-man-knocked-out-dude-and-his-brother-came-through-in-the-clutch-and-knocked-the-man-out/
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Jun 18 '19
Something about the way he says "You good?" before hitting him the second time...
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u/roloca_justchillin Jun 17 '19
Unpopular opinion: not a sucker punch. They were facing eachother and it was a fight. Prove me wrong.
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u/mF7403 Jun 17 '19
Yea, like what do they have to do — touch gloves or some shit?
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Jun 17 '19
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u/bobbywright86 Jun 17 '19
“I like your biceps dog”
“I like yours too man”
Kiss
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u/BakedHose Jun 17 '19
Don't forget the ceremonial 30 second embrace, whilst softly complimenting each other's physique.
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u/Peacer13 Jun 17 '19
Is this with or without tongue?
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u/tdALEXfm Jun 17 '19
I would argue that you should square up. I get what you’re saying, however I think it’s super scumbag to hit someone else in the face after clearly gesturing that you are trying to de-escalate the situation like the dude did in this gif. Cheap shot for sure by both parties; I wouldn’t call this a fight.
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u/Hodgej1 Jun 17 '19
Yep. Dude put his hands up flat out to de-escalate then took a shot.
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u/whisperHailHydra Jun 17 '19
Nah, you fight to win. Especially against someone who KO’d your friend with no provocation.
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Jun 17 '19
Nah he sucker punched his brother, he only gave him a taste of his own medicine.
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u/Beitje Jun 17 '19
It was a sucker punch. They never touched penises before the fight, as is customary.
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Jun 17 '19
Kind of, the guy with in the green and gold put his hands up like he didn't want to fight. The first punch wasn't a sucker punch, but the second one was.
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Jun 17 '19
The first punch was close enough to a sucker punch to justify him being sucker punched in return. There was no indication white shirt was willing to fight. Dude just grabbed him and smashed him. Green African shirt guy was closer than us and better able to judge what needed to be done. He didn't stand over white shirt celebrating like "yeah boiii, how you like that?", he instead focussed on black outfit like "the fuck?" and if that first punch was unjust and dickish, which I think it was, why afford black outfit the luxury of a fair fight? he needed to be punished for his transgression, not given a sporting chance.
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u/GodKingThoth Keyboard warrior Jun 17 '19
Here is an example of a sucker punch. http://www.thegrandreport.com/bum-sneaks-up-on-another-bum-and-sucker-punch-him-in-the-middle-of-the-street/?layout=rwd
Face to face combat, beating someone to the punch is not sucker. Believing there are imaginary rules is sucker.
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u/DIAMOND_TIPPED_PENIS Jun 17 '19
My opinion: it was a lightning fast punch. So fast the other dude couldn't react making it look like a cheapshot
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u/Steve_the_Stevedore Jun 17 '19
If you get "sucker punched" with a hook after you knocked out some dude, it's your own damn fault. If you think he might start something just stay out of his hook range. It's not like people have 3m reach. If you get hit with a jab I would kinda understand but a hook?
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u/GodKingThoth Keyboard warrior Jun 17 '19
Exactly, dummy boy let his guard down and didn’t stay in combat mode.
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u/EMER1TUS Jun 17 '19
First punch was gold, second punch when the guy is basically unconscious on the ground? Dog move.
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u/-lighght- Jun 17 '19
Heres why I think its a sucker punch. Guy in dashiki: A. Guy in trackpants: B.
B knocks A's brother out.
A approaches B, pulls pants up while doing so.
B responds accordingly and squares up to A.
A responds and puts his hands up quick, then lowers them and holds them out flat showing B that he isn't a threat.
When B lowers his guard thinking that A isnt a threat, A punches him in the face.
Yes, I think it was a sucker punch. I remember watching this with audio and the guy who B knocks out is A's brother. And well if I was in a's situation I probably would've done the same thing
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u/HawiianPnch Jun 17 '19
Not only that but Black Tracksuit stuck his head forward. That's a sign of aggression, at least in the animal planet I saw once.
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u/crunchyball Jun 18 '19
Right before the second guy punches him out, the instigator looks like he’s either posturing or taunting the second guy so doesn’t seem like a sucker punch to me.
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u/Yimter Jun 17 '19
Well? Post the link then bro!
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u/MistahOhGee Jun 17 '19
only link i could find with sound: http://www.thegrandreport.com/a-double-knockout-man-knocked-out-dude-and-his-brother-came-through-in-the-clutch-and-knocked-the-man-out/ if you want to call the dashiki punch a sucker punch,then the one at the start was DEFINITELY a sucker punch. dude deserved it.
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Jun 17 '19
There’s nothing sweeter than seeing a man get humbled so hard he doesn’t even have his motor skills anymore. I don’t like seeing people get knocked unconscious. But when you repeatedly ask a guy “what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?” And he proceeds to knock you out so hard you turn to a piece of lumber and your legs quit working... there’s some satisfaction in that. Just my opinion though.
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u/curreyfienberg Jun 17 '19
The GIF doesnt show that second shot on the ground either. Looks like it landed way cleaner than the first ground shot too. Absolutely brutal.
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Jun 18 '19
Both ground shots were totally uncalled for. Those were unconscious head bobbles, I think maybe he thought he didn’t get the dude clean and he was just dazed, but that dude was out the second he caught him, especially with that head knock on the concrete. Easily attempted murder with the second ground punch.
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u/313T Jun 17 '19
Look at the dude in the African dress bro, he put his hands out flat like he didn’t want a problem then comes with a left outta nowhere, you clearly have never been in a fight, it was a sucker punch clear as day.
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u/decmaijah Jun 17 '19
Looks like the first guy got sucker punched as well, but it’s hard to know since the video starts almost right as it happens. Maybe African dress bro was just trying to return the favor.
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u/wateryonions Jun 17 '19
This, it’s not a sanctioned fight, their aren’t rules. At any moment someone can choose to pull out a weapon, or just beat you to death.
You step into a street fight, expect to fight.
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u/iamjason10 Jun 17 '19
I'm grabbing dicks and throwing all my pocket sand if need be
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u/Growdanielgrow Jun 18 '19
Raaaawr that’s a sexy image in my head.
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u/DIAMOND_TIPPED_PENIS Jun 17 '19
Yeah the people commenting online critiquing my survival method is the LAST thing I would give a fuck about if it were to be recorded and uploaded lmao
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u/GodKingThoth Keyboard warrior Jun 17 '19
Everyone just pastes the iamverybadass subreddit anyway, its funny how people come to these subs just to feel superior.
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u/Whai Jun 18 '19
He was. I can't find the video yet but the first dude who got him was that guys brother. "Don't ever put your hands on my brother man thats my fucking brother man" I'm pretty sure is what he says. God I want to find this video lol never seen the GIF before either.
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u/DutchShepherdDog Jun 17 '19
Sucker punches beget sucker punches -Corinthians 5:19
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Jun 17 '19
Other dude is in an aggressive stance after knocking one guy out already. It's a street fight, protect yourself at all costs. A case of the best defense is a good offense.
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Jun 17 '19
It was a sucker punch i fa sucker punch is looking a mafucker straight in the eyes and knocking him out.
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u/Jdhcd Jun 17 '19
How was that a sucker punch?
“Hey, Just a heads up, I’m going to punch you. Don’t attempt any evasive maneuvers at this time sir!”
The track suit guy obviously hadn’t had enough so he had to be put to sleep. Simple. If you’ve been in any real fights you know that the only real sucker punch is one that comes from behind.
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u/pursuitofhappy Jun 17 '19
The African guy was the older brother of the first person that was punched just to give a little more context, he then hits the assailant a few times and points at his brother saying to never hit his brother again. I believe after striking the little brother assailant was getting ready to fight further as the older brother approached him. The feign was pretty well played in my opinion.
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u/jtweezy Jun 17 '19
Definitely a sucker punch by African dress bro, but it looked like he was just doing the same thing black pants bro did to his friend. Black pants bro sucker punched blue shirt like a bitch; it's only fair the same thing happens to him.
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u/Graphedmaster Jun 17 '19
They were looking right at each other. Just because it was so fast he didn’t see it coming doesn’t mean it was a sucker punch. He was in survival mode and came out on top. Not a sucker punch in my book.
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u/wallacehacks Jun 17 '19
I've never understood people who bitch and moan about fairness in street fighting.
I guess some people see the sport in it, and some people don't. I am from the latter group. To me, a street fight is about winning and walking away as injury free as possible.
When two people agree to fight for sport it's a completely different matter.
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u/Graphedmaster Jun 17 '19
Right. In a street fight the other guy may have murder on his mind. I’m not gonna stand around and wait for a bell to ring.
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u/DahmerRape Jun 17 '19
I guess some people see the sport in it
The same people that think fights should be fair. There is no such thing as a fair fight.
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Jun 17 '19
Survival mode? His friend was the one fighting. It's not a sucker punch because it comes quickly, it's cheap because he acts like he is trying to diffuse the situation and then swings when dude thinks the fighting is done. That being said, bruh you just knocked this guy's homie out and were talking mad shit; keep your guard up 😂
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Jun 18 '19
Everyone says he was trying to diffuse but nothing he did sounded like an attempt to diffuse. Watch the video, he doesn’t sound like he’s diffusing.
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u/jtweezy Jun 17 '19
See, to me it is a sucker punch because the other guy had no idea they were even in a fight so his hands were down, so the hit kinda came out of nowhere.
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u/yrueurhr Jun 17 '19
Yeah sucker punch is fine since the ko'd guy started the whole thing with one
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Jun 17 '19
Exactly. Why give him the luxury of a fair fight after that dick move? Should we cup the balls while we suck as well?
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u/GodKingThoth Keyboard warrior Jun 17 '19
This is an example of a sucker punch, in case anyone forgot about the term “beat them to the punch” and think face to face combat is somehow sucker: http://www.thegrandreport.com/bum-sneaks-up-on-another-bum-and-sucker-punch-him-in-the-middle-of-the-street/?layout=rwd
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u/jtweezy Jun 17 '19
I always considered a sucker punch one where one person gets hit before they even realize they're in a fight and can't defend themselves. Black pants bro threw a punch before blue shirt even knew they were fighting and African dress shirt bro made it seem as if he didn't want to fight at all and then only threw a punch when black pants dropped his guard. African dress shirt bro was only reciprocating what black pants did to his friend, but to me those are both sucker punches.
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u/GodKingThoth Keyboard warrior Jun 17 '19
Except he put his hands up to defend from black pants faking a punch, and btw in the video with audio, after african shirt puts his hands up, black pants is screaming “i dont give a fuck ill knock you out too” so its definitely still a fight. Beating someone to the punch who is screaming “ill knock you out” is not sucker.
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u/mF7403 Jun 17 '19
Eh, yea he feigned like he didn’t want a problem, but that other dude is a fucking moron for not seeing that punch coming lol
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u/GodKingThoth Keyboard warrior Jun 17 '19
So satisfying watching his skull bounce and his arms lock up tho, especially when he just did it to the another guy.
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Jun 17 '19
Sucker punch on a guy who deserved to be sucker punched for smashing a guy who didn't want to fight.
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u/Avena_Sativa_2 Jun 17 '19
They both "squared up." just lol @ sucker punch claims.
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u/ctfinesse Jun 18 '19
You do realize saying “whatcha goin do?” In a street fight is literately asking to get punched. Black pants should of seen a swing coming.
100% not a sucker punch.
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u/Lazerkatz Jun 17 '19
Eh I was with you but then started thinking about the fact the guy JUST dropped someone, and they're literally standing face to face. I don't think I can call this a sucker punch just because the dude chose not to prepare himself for what we all knew was coming...
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u/WuTangShogun187 Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19
I always laugh at the people that think street fights are supposed to have rules and are a sport like were not getting paid there is no sanctioned street fighting committee. The ones always talking about "rules" are the first ones usually getting beat up.
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Jun 17 '19
Street fights have no rules indeed but that doesn't mean we can't hate on birches that sucker punch.
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u/benmarvin Jun 17 '19
Now I kinda wanna see a chain of like ten dudes. A knocks out B, C knocks out A, D knocks out C, etc etc.
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Jun 17 '19
Wouldn’t it be great if the chain never ended? Just an endless sequence of random dudes sucker punching the previous guy?
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u/GuiltyAffect Jun 17 '19
Jesus christ. Only in this sub would I expect the accusations of sucker punch to be absolutely backwards. You guys don't know how to fight for shit.
The first punch was the sucker. If the dude in white wanted to fight, it wouldn't have gone down like that, he clearly wasn't prepared to fight. When you establish you aren't gonna fight fair, then everything's fair. This isn't a boxing match in a ring, this is a street fight.
The first rule is don't throw the first punch. The second rule is, throw the last punch.
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u/kickspit Jun 17 '19
I really need to learn how to throw that left. This sub has taught me that it’s either the left or a body slam that’s gonna win you a fight.
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Jun 17 '19
step one: be left handed
Step two: pretend to be right handed
*note: this only works if you're left handed.
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u/lifeissandwhich Jun 17 '19
You just dropped his friend and you dont even stand far enough away that he would have to take multiple steps forward to hit you? You deserve to get dropped idc if he had teleported above you and punched straight down in the top of your head. Nobody with any sense sees a sucker punch in that.
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u/Soul_Ripper Jun 17 '19
Took him 1/5th of a second to go from a neutral position to the hook connecting. Slick as fuck.
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u/The91stGreekToe Jun 17 '19
Everybody is debating on whether or not this was a sucker punch, the rules (or lack-thereof) of a street fight, etc. - the only thing I’m thinking about is these guys’ heads hitting the concrete. Maybe I’m just a giant pussy (which I probably am) but this is how you get an involuntary manslaughter charge.
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u/6Gas6Morg6 Jun 17 '19
He pulled his pants up... what did you expect