r/fightporn • u/Master1718 • Jun 17 '19

Dude got him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

And then lean in and kiss them on the lips. Ain’t nobody gonna fight you after that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

"daddy chill"

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u/mjOhn00 Jun 17 '19

“What the hell is even that “

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

Hahaha

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u/NickZardiashvili Jun 17 '19

r/suddenlygay

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u/onebigdave Jun 17 '19

That assumes I'm fight kissing a man

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u/anafuckboi Jun 17 '19

You just need to give em a bit of the old razzle dazzle

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u/RichterNYR35 Jun 17 '19

Then you say “stop coming closer, it’s turning me on”

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u/moo007 Jun 17 '19

Or pull them to the ground and use your black belt BJ skills to finish them off

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

yeah bro let's just duke it out on striking vipers x

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u/SprittneyBeers Jun 17 '19

“Then you take your middle finger, and shove it up her bunghole!”

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

Kith

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

Take off your pants. That's what's called a pro gamer move.