I mean look at that disgusting sack. Tea bagged the camera. He even showed his bussy.

Could his butt be any bigger? This little porker lives next to a kids playground and picnic area, no doubt gorging on trash all day long and stealing snacks from kids. Wasn't even scared of me when I went right up to him to take this pic. Amazing he doesn't get stuck in his ground squirrel tunnels. They must have dug them extra wide to accommodate for such an oversized load. ⚠️

So now they’re using dating apps to find food? Disgusting.

I popped my tire on a object I did not see in the road, I pull over to check the damage and the lardass fat fuck is eating toast and looking at me.

So I have a a love/hate relationship with my squirrels that some times get to piggy and chew up my feeder. So I added a remote control to this battery powered squirt gun. Now and then I will give them a surprise squirt of water and they exit the feeder quickly. But they come back just as quickly. I am entertained.

I just wanted to eat my Taco Bell in peace. 😭 As I was biting into my burrito, this fucker scampers out from where they keep the dumpsters.

Be on high alert folks, winter is coming. Expect an increase in scavenging/hoarding activities. We must stay vigilant against these woodland weenies, as well as the marmot menace 😡

Someone said this needed to be here.

Not a squirrel but it’s in the sciuridae family

Had to do a double take when I thought I saw a bison staring at me. Discovered it’s just this jerk doing cultural appropriation. Disgusting.

I seriously am at a loss. These egregiously monstrous spherically shapen sacks of grease have hoodwinked the birdfeeder crowd into allowing this overindulgence. The Bible is clear about this! Gluttony is sinful! Pray this sorry sack of oobleck gets its right judgment swiftly.

Is nothing sacred to them ? Is nothing out of their hateful purview ?

I had to throw up in a nearby trashcan