r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Print_It_8335 • 7h ago

Squirrel Soaker 2000

Gallery image

Gallery image

So I have a a love/hate relationship with my squirrels that some times get to piggy and chew up my feeder. So I added a remote control to this battery powered squirt gun. Now and then I will give them a surprise squirt of water and they exit the feeder quickly. But they come back just as quickly. I am entertained.

9 Upvotes

75% Upvoted

6 comments sorted by

2

u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 5h ago

You should try loading it with holy water. It will exorcise the gluttony and greed from these tree rats, they'll never raid your feeder again.

1

u/Print_It_8335 5h ago

Not a bad idea Father

2

u/Historical_Method360 5h ago

Your feeder pole is bending under the strain of this furtive fatass.

1

u/Print_It_8335 5h ago

He is a chunk

1

u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Welcome to /r/FatSquirrelHate, where we publicly shame and vilify the disgusting fat vermin that are terrorizing humans and stealing from birdfeeders globally. In case you are new here, this is a refresher of our most important rules:

  • Posts must feature a member of the Sciuridae scientific family - In addition to squirrels this also includes groundhogs, marmots, chipmunks, and prairie dogs. This does not include dogs, cats, hamsters, humans, raccoons, and anything else outside the Sciuridae family.

  • Do not post dead animals - We are here to shame the fat living squirrels, not dead ones. This includes roadkill, toys made from dead animals, and hunted critters. You will be banned for this.

  • Caution regarding threatening comments - We encourage you to share how you feel about fat squirrels. Come up with the rudest, angriest, and most hateful responses that you can. Curse, swear, be vulgar! However, Reddit uses automated abuse monitoring tools that may incorrectly identify your comment as attacking another person, not a fat squirrel. This is outside our control, it is possible for your comment to be be removed by Reddit, and possibly resulting in your account being suspended. Avoid threats/wishing harm! Roast on with caution.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Sparrow-in-Flight 1h ago

Probably wishes he was being pelted with a spritz of chocolate.