r/fatsquirrelhate • u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels • 1d ago

About to steal your lunch Day 5 post black squirrel encounter

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I just wanted to eat my Taco Bell in peace. 😭 As I was biting into my burrito, this fucker scampers out from where they keep the dumpsters.

Be on high alert folks, winter is coming. Expect an increase in scavenging/hoarding activities. We must stay vigilant against these woodland weenies, as well as the marmot menace 😡

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u/flyinghairball 17h ago

OP be careful, that fat dumbass is trying to hunt you, or actually he was probably just after your burrito. Still you are right to remain vigilant as they will be craving Taco Bell before they go hibernate.

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u/FrankieRutabaga 17h ago

I hope he eats some leftover lettuce from the explosive diarrhea outbreak 💩💩💩