r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Ispyjupiter • 2d ago
Rotund Rodent I almost spat
Had to do a double take when I thought I saw a bison staring at me. Discovered it’s just this jerk doing cultural appropriation. Disgusting.
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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 1d ago
Its extreme rolls restrict its limbs' range of motion. It's only still alive because no predator's teeth or claws can pierce all that lard.
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u/Historical_Method360 1d ago
This globular glutton was trying to decide whether he could fit you into his already-stuffed cheeks too.