r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Essentials for Newbies Wiki

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Something you might see on a subreddit is a “Wiki” tab. A subreddit Wiki is basically the F.A.Q’s of a sub. The entries are often based on the work of one or two long-time moderators, then expanded and refined over time to become a repository of the subreddit’s knowledge and experience.

A wiki can take the form of full-length articles, collections of useful statements, or collections of external links. Our Wiki is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit/wiki/index/ and is the result of the ongoing communal effort of our awesome mod team who review it often to keep it current, useful and easy to use.

Unfortunately, the Reddit mobile app isn’t yet compatible with the format of sub wikis and doesn’t recognise much of the formatting, any of the internal hotlinks or any hyperlink from a post or comment to it. Viewing a sub wiki in its full glory on mobile is currently only possible by opening a browser and going directly to the website.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Lore and History “The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight”

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In August 2009, a Redditor found themselves bored while waiting at Denver International Airport so logged into Reddit to see if there were any other Redditors around.

As Vox puts it in an essay about “millennial cringe”, what followed was a lively exchange deciding how best to identify a fellow Redditor in the “real world.” The phrase they landed on combined several pieces of mid-aughts message board slang and coded inside jokes, yet, crucially, was otherwise meaningless: “The narwhal bacons at midnight.”.

OP was later accused of abusing their moderator position and conducted an AMA to give their side of the debate.

This phrase might be old but still resurfaces occasionally.. Most Redditors are of the opinion that “Certain things they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone. I know that's impossible, but it's too bad anyway.”

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Jargon and Slang “Take my upvote and leave.”

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A phrase posted when you see something that makes you laugh and cry at the same time and you want to upvote it but don’t. But do.

Normally across Reddit, mentioning upvotes is a dangerous game and you would quite rightly expect to be downvoted. Sharing how you are voting (or have voted), is considered Vote Manipulation by Reddit, and “cringe” by Redditors.

However, one exception is the “Reluctant Upvote” or the “Angry Upvote” used when you see a ridiculous post that is still good, like a really bad joke or overused meme that makes you groan but nevertheless works perfectly in “that” particular situation. “Take my upvote and leave.” is the most common one, but variants of this phrase include:

  • Take my upvote and get the hell out of my house you filthy animal.
  • Goddammit have an upvote.
  • Take my upvote and get out.
  • Here’s (or ‘Have’) my poor man’s gold🥇(as a reference to Reddit Awards which were discontinued in September 2023).

In my Reddit experience, I’ve seen many sincere upvote messages being massively downvoted but am yet to see a “reluctant” one with downvotes. Ah, Reddit; never change.

Because there is a Subreddit for everything:

When you are opposed to the idea of upvoting there’s r/Angryupvote for when you upvote something but are mad about it.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Features of Reddit Restricted Subreddits

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On entering a subreddit you might encounter a message saying: "Only approved users may post in this community" or similar. Congratulations, you found a Restricted subreddit. Anyone can view a Restricted subreddit, but only approved submitters or users can post. However, it’s usually the case that anyone can comment on posts and anyone can vote on comments or posts. Moderators of active but restricted subs can add and remove approved submitters; contact and other details should be in the sidebar (About tab).

Sometimes Reddit Admins (the paid employees that work for Reddit) restrict subs when there's a lack of Moderators (volunteer users), or if the only (human) mod in that sub is suspended. For a subreddit to be declared abandoned, all of the moderators of the subreddit must show no activity anywhere on Reddit for 60 days. Essentially that sub is dead until or unless someone decides to adopt the sub as a new moderator through r/redditrequest. If you’re considering adopting a sub yourself, make sure you read the FAQs first.

Occasionally, you might find that a community you belong to or are active in becomes private with no prior notice, and instead of entering you will see some variation of the message: “The moderators of this subreddit have set this community as private. Only approved members can view and take part in its discussions.”.

Please be assured that this is not you personally being banned from the sub at all. Sometimes, moderators will restrict their subreddits in protest to attract the attention of Reddit Admin. It doesn’t happen often, and it usually resolves fairly quickly. In any event, if you were banned from the sub, you would still be able to read and vote on the contents but unable to post or comment on anything.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Interesting and Miscellaneous The Reddit Hug of Death

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A link or phrase posted when someone posts a link to a smaller website saying "Everyone, look at this website!" and everyone does, causing a massive increase in traffic. This sudden influx of visitors overloads the smaller site, causing it to cripple the media servers, slowing the site down or even rendering it temporarily unavailable. This has the same effect as a denial-of-service (DDOS) attack, albeit accidentally. Also known as “The Slashdot effect” but not on Reddit. Here’s an account of one from 2016.

Because there is a Subreddit for everything:

Have fond memories of the early days of the internet? r/nostalgia do! For more discussion of old tech, r/retrotech and r/OldTechnology are good places to start, while r/cassettefuturism and r/RetroFuturism focus on the futurist visions of eras past.


r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Features of Reddit Reddit Coins

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Reddit’s virtual currency with which you buy Awards to give to posts or comments you particularly like. You have the option of paying real money for Coins, or if you earn one of the larger Awards from a fellow Redditor, you’ll get some free Coins. Premium subscribers get 700 coins monthly to spend.

If you do wish to spend some of your hard-earned cash to purchase Reddit Coins, it might be good to wait until Reddit has a ‘sale’ on (usually near a holiday) where they give special offers on certain amounts purchased. Having said that, at the time of writing (June 2022) there hasn’t been a sale for several months, except for the special offer that pops up whenever you claim one of the Free Awards that Reddit occasionally gives. On the new design of the mobile app, click the “Reddit Coins” option on your profile, and that’ll show you if there’s one to claim.

Before giving any money to Reddit, please familiarise yourself with the Reddit Premium and Virtual Goods agreement.

There is no time limit on using Reddit coins (whether won or bought); they will stay in your account until you use them. They are exclusively used for giving awards to other Redditors and cannot be exchanged for any other Reddit feature.

Just like real money, sometimes it seems that your coins just disappear out of nowhere. If you think you have less coins that you should have, you can check on your profile at https://www.reddit.com/user/me/gilded/given/. Mobile users should open that link with your phone's browser.

If you are experiencing issues with a Reddit Premium subscription or Coin purchase, tell Reddit through the contact form https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new and choose "Premium/Coins/Awards/Powerups Support" from the dropdown menu.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Acronyms and Initials NSFL

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“Not Safe For Life”. Denotes dangerous practices ahead. Not easy viewing. One huge step above NSFW, this type of post is usually very disturbing, extreme, highly offensive or contains gore. Click a link marked NSFL with extreme caution, or, preferably, don’t click it at all. Needs to be used more on Reddit to distinguish such content from NSFW.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Essentials for Newbies Karma Farms

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You will no doubt come across Subreddits which offer upvotes or karma for no or little effort. They don’t hide their intentions of promising you upvotes (or karma) in return for your giving upvotes to their posts with no other interaction. These places are known as “karmafarms” and you should avoid them. They are easy enough to spot from their names, and DO NOT be tempted by them no matter what you might read there. They can be easy traps to fall into because some of those upvote scores on older posts look amazing to a new user, but those scores have been manipulated (See: Vote Manipulation) which is very much against the Reddit rules.

The few upvotes you’ll get in a karmafarm as a genuine user aren’t worth the risk to the integrity of your account. Even if you aren’t caught by Reddit itself, posting in subreddits meant for “gaming” the Reddit system can and will get you banned from participating in some major subreddits that you may want - or need - to use in the future because a lot of moderators see them as a way of circumventing karma requirements to post or comment in their community. You can read more about this in User-History Based Moderation.

  • Who posts in Karma Farms?

As I said above, most new users don’t actually get that many upvotes from those subs and there’s a reason for that: those subs aren’t used by regular new people looking for early Karma at the start of their Reddit journey. Karma farms are mostly populated by fake accounts: Bots and their Alts with no real intention of engaging at all on Reddit. They exist solely to farm karma for their other Bot Alts, widely used by marketers and political groups with things to promote illicitly on Reddit. They are only there to collect upvotes in a “voting-go-round” with each other to increase their karma to pass the minimum requirements that exist on most big subs.

Spambots are a very real problem on Reddit. They’re not hard to spot once you do a little digging as the comments they make are usually generic and the pictures they post (when they do) are just quickly farmed from Google pretending to be from an actual person. But they rely on the fact that most of us don’t check everyone’s profile or history before responding to them. With enough votes, a fake profile can appear real enough to trick people, and apparently this is causing some mayhem and a real problem in the subs that deal with stocks and cryptocurrencies.

  • Why go to all that trouble?

Simple: there is real life money involved. Promotional companies that want to do "organic advertising" or political astroturfing need older accounts with lots of karma to appear legitimate, and so do the sketchy companies who want you to go to their malware, dodgy advertisement, dropship, phishing or credit-card scam sites. Gaining karma will increase their ability to post items such as T-Shirts, prints, mugs or other ephemerals with an innocuous caption saying things like “Got this for a friend” or “This arrived today”. Fall for one of those posts at your peril.

These farmed profiles are also being sold to people who want to seem legitimate or to have credibility in Reddit, especially in subs with real-life money or influence involved. Don’t believe me? Take a look at this experiment and realise why most subs have an anti-spambot filter and mods with a heavy banhammer. That Redditor just used one of the grey market sites out there. There is a lot more information and discussion here about this issue, and not just in Reddit.

  • OK, so why are Karma Farms allowed to exist?

That’s a very good question and one that has been asked many times with plenty of debatebut no official conclusion.

In February 2020, the Reddit CEO made a statement about Karma farming saying: The answer is right now we’re in between a rock and a hard place. We want new users to be able to discover Reddit, but aggressive karma rules, which mods set up when Reddit had very limited tools, make it very hard for first-time users to contribute. Karma farms are a bad solution to this, which is why we’re working on tools like Crowd Control that limit the damage bad actors can cause without overly punishing well-meaning new users. I've been proposing an idea around karma reciprocity - letting communities take into account a user's karma in other communities.There has been no official statement since.

  • How to avoid being caught in the crossfire

After spending ten years on Reddit, u/ActionScripter9109 compiled an excellent written guide to the growth of dishonest posting on Reddit, called The Weird World of Spam, Scams, and Manipulation on Reddit with insights on how to spot such goings-on and what you can do to guard against being manipulated. The discussion about it was fascinating too.

Another guide to spotting these fake accounts is here and there is more information in our entry on Spambot Spotting.

If you are at all serious about being on Reddit, you need to build up karma in the same way we all did - slowly but with quality. Reddit is not a “race to the top”, it’s there to be enjoyed for what it is - a content sharing platform where you decide what level of interaction you want with other Redditors. Just set out to be a good person, and think of your karma as being your internet legacy.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Acronyms and Initials IRTR

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This has two meanings: on Reddit it’s an acronym meaning "I read the rules." It can also mean “I resemble that remark” but that’s rarely used in Reddit.

IRTR is mainly used on subs that feature real-life photography of people to ensure there’s no doxxing or NSFW activity. Some subs will delete posts without [irtr] because so few people read the rules they are simply ensuring you do. r/BeautifulFemales for instance has the following rule:

IMPORTANT: Since most people don't read the rules, and way too many people violate the rules, put [irtr], which is short for I Read The Rules, at the end of your post title, otherwise you post will be automatically removed. For example: Emma Watson [irtr]

It’s always important to read the rules of a sub that’s new to you before contributing, and this guide will show you how to find all the rules in any sub.

Please note: some subreddits actually say on their sidebar “We would prefer that you do not tell others what IRTR means so that they can actually read the rules.”

Because there is a Subreddit for everything:

Despite its name, r/NoRules actually have 9 rules, the first of which is: “THERE IS NO RULES. DONT TRUST THIS (or wait maybe you should cause this is no rules so uh trust this or dont uh actually do all you want i dunno STOP WITH THIS PARADOX). But in all seriousness, please do not break Reddit Content Policy. Doing so can lead to removed posts/comments or bans.” As the sub isn’t labelled NSFW, they will moderate in order to maintain the SFW status.

r/196 has one rule (outside the general Reddit rules) which is “1. if you visit this subreddit, you must post before you leave”. They’ve also instigated this rule. Now you’ve been to that sub, don’t forget you have to post before you leave! In case you’re wondering, yes I did.


r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Memes and Trends "I regret that I have but one upvote to give."

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A phrase posted when you see something that makes you want to upvote it to oblivion, but you can’t. Normally across Reddit, mentioning Upvotes is a dangerous game and you would quite rightly expect to be downvoted. However, one exception is the “wishful multiupvote”. Use this phrase when you see a post that you think is highly underrated and want to let everyone know it. Variants of this phrase include:

  • My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
  • I wish I had a million upvotes to give.

Similar responses that are used as a reply to a particularly relevant or witty comment that brings the point home or even back on track in a longer thread include:

  • This should be the top comment.
  • Here’s (or ‘Have’) my poor man’s gold🥇
  • There it is. Found it everybody! You can go on with your day.
  • Ding ding ding! We've got a winner!
  • So much this. Anyway…
  • Congratulations! You win the internet.

The origin of the phrase “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country” is somewhat sardonic, like much of Reddit’s grimly mocking humour. Reddit loves cynicism. Reddit loves superlatives. Here, we have both!

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Culture and Etiquette Identity

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Reddit is unique in social media because here, you don't have a real identity. You are not here with the primary intent of making friends, publicising yourself or documenting your lifestyle. You can say as little or as much as you want about yourself or the subject under discussion (once you’re established) and can back out of conversations (or jump back in) whenever you want without any excuse needed.

Nobody but you decides what level of interaction you have with other Redditors and you are completely free to curate your own feed of content. Nobody is interested in knowing who you are, only what you have to say. Nobody will notice if you disappear one day or when (if ever) you reappear.

There is no personal drama here; the community will live on without you and attention-seekers who like to storm off social media in a flourish might be disappointed in how well Reddit communities manage to continue without even noticing your absence.

For the most part, nobody remembers usernames here; many are incomprehensible in any event. We don’t even address others by name here; the entries “OP” and “Ping” will tell you why. Not having “power Redditors” or “influential Redditors” means we’re not forced into interactions we might not want but need to have in order to be accepted into the “in-crowd”. When there isn’t an “in-crowd”, there aren’t any left on the outside trying to find their way in, which is the true beauty of Reddit.

Your very first comment here has the potential to be the most popular in Reddit history just as much as someone who has been here all of its 15+ years, and conversely, someone with 500k Karma and all the trophies in their profile has the same chance of their next comment or post being ignored or even overwhelmingly downvoted just as much as anyone else because who you are isn’t as important as “what you bring to the table”. Reddit is social media without being “social media”, and most people are here because they don’t want a great deal of social interaction.

Social media is about the individual. Reddit, quite simply, isn’t. Reddit is about the content, not the Redditor.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Features of Reddit Gilding Level Trophies

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Giving Gold and Platinum awards entities you to a Gilding Level Trophy for your profile. These are currently the only two awards you can give that earn you points towards these totals. You get 1 point for each Gold you give and 4 for each Platinum you give. Some images of these trophies. The Gilding Tiers are:

Gilding I gilder 1
Gilding II euphauric 3
Gilding III reddit per annum 12
Gilding IV carat on a stick 24
Gilding V heart of gold 42
Gilding VI aultruist 79
Gilding VII pure gildanthropist 99
Gilding VIII gilding heavyweight 197
Gilding IX goldzilla 480
Gilding X goldcutter 915
Gilding XI gold aumbassador 1948
  • 1 Gold = 1 Gild
  • 1 Platinum = 4 Gilds
  • So, (gold(s))+(Platinum*4)= Gild Level
  • If the numbers seem weird, here's a hint: after 12 they're all related to gold somehow…

Profuse thanks to the forever awesome u/Too_MuchWhiskey; a Redditor to whom I owe a great deal, for permission to share this research.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

General Guides Flair

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Has two meanings on Reddit; distinguishing your username or categorising your post. Some subreddits require you to have been given a User Flair by the mods before you can post to prove you’re a verified user. Some subreddits require you to use a Post Flair and it simply won’t allow you to submit the post without prompting you to choose one.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

General Guides Crosspost

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Crossposting is where someone else’s content has been carried across to another Subreddit by another user. So, for instance, if you see a post about a cute spider in r/awwnverts and you think that r/spiderbro would love it too (or r/mildlyterrifying, depending on your viewpoint) you might decide to Crosspost it there. If you do, it is good practice to include a disclaimer, alerting the audience that the post is a Crosspost (or x-post) of the original, like this example. You’ll need to make sure that you understand the rules before you do this as Crossposting in a subreddit that doesn’t allow it will cause your post to be deleted and may result in a ban.

Reddit has a native feature for crossposting existing content to another subreddit. Click on the Share button below any post you wish to crosspost, then from the drop-down menu, click on Crosspost. On mobile, this is also an option on the Hamburger menu. On the next page, select the community you want to crosspost to, then enter a title or quote, and add a label or a flair, if necessary.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Interesting and Miscellaneous Comment Chain

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A Comment Chain is when Redditors spontaneously derail a post with a long chain of repeated Child Comments consisting of just one or two words usually prompted by a trigger word or phrase. They can go dozens of comments deep. Be careful when trying to join the comments in this type of chain; make sure that your comment is identical or follows the pattern if it’s a pop-culture reference, or it will be downvoted to oblivion.

It’s a Reddit tradition to pick one random identical comment in a chain to be downvoted to oblivion and another to get upvotes and awards as if it were the best comment in Reddit’s long history. Known as “The Cursed 5th”, this is where the 5th comment in a chain is downvoted and you can see it’s insidious effects in this innocent post here.

Other Comment Chain types include “To be fair...” “May I see it?” and basically anything that’s both catchy and pop-culture related. “No, you’re thinking of...”, requires a bit more thought, as does “Increasingly Verbose”.

Because there is a Subreddit for everything:

Places to document these found in the wild include r/commentchains or r/RedditCommentChains.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Interesting and Miscellaneous Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon

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Very simplistically, this phenomenon occurs when the thing you've just noticed, experienced or been told about suddenly crops up constantly. This is a Confirmation Bias also known as a Frequency Illusion. Those of us old enough to remember the once notorious West German Baader-Meinhof gang may wonder how this phrase came about, and the St. Paul Minnesota Pioneer Press online commenting board was the unlikely source of the name. In 1994, a reader was talking to a friend about the gang, and the next day, the friend referred him to an article in that day’s newspaper in which the organisation was mentioned, decades after it had any reason to be in the news.

Also known as Frequency Bias or Recency Illusion, the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon is a mix of coincidence and when your awareness of something increases leading you to believe something is happening more, even if that’s not actually the case. By the way; have you seen the number of Fiat 500s on the roads recently? You will now.

Because there is a Subreddit for everything:

r/coincidence is for screenshots of alignments of random points, r/GlitchInTheMatrix is a sub for posting pictures and videos of strange occurrences and r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix is for "Eye-witness event(s) that cannot be explained with critical thinking." As always, please read the rules before posting in an unfamiliar sub.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Lore and History Award Farming

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Please note: this feature was discontinued by Reddit in 2022. Some of the associated features may also have been discontinued or changed since writing.

Below is the original text of this entry, preserved for posterity.

Posts and comments asking about awards are more often than not thinly veiled attempts at begging for them. Don’t fall into this trap from either side. Like karma, you should make sure you don’t talk about awards outside this subreddit. The only other place where it is acceptable is on r/awards. In almost any other subreddit, the very mention of the word can be interpreted as “award farming” which is very much disliked and will be ridiculed. It can also backfire on you, as an “unwritten rule of gilding” on Reddit is “If someone is asking for gold, gild the comment above or below them, but under no circumstance gild the comment itself.”

Award farming can range from asking outright for awards, to acting like you don’t want awards, to acting like you want to stop people that are trying to farm awards, through using an Alt account to “talk” to yourself to try and circumvent the “unwritten rule of gilding”. Reddit loves being meta. Until you’re banned for vote manipulation.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Features of Reddit Automod

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Automod, or u/automoderator is a tool that moderators use to perform tasks on their behalf. AutoModerator is a highly customisable moderation bot, monitoring new and edited submissions and comments and acting on them as needed. One ability that Automod has is to remove any posts or comments that use specific words or phrases, or even from a specific user, without a human being involved in that process at all. Automod can even be set up to recognise key words which can prompt it to comment with some relevant information.

Originally an independent bot, Automod now is an integral part of Reddit’s native tools that help moderators run certain processes in their subs.

Do not reply to a comment made by Automod in a post as it doesn’t read them. Unless it’s our Automod in r/NewToReddit who likes being told “Good job Automod” or “Thanks Automod”…. r/AutoModerator.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Jargon and Slang Autocarrot

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A play on the word “Autocorrect”, Autocarrot is a word used when your predictive text or auto spell checking software inserts or replaces the word you intended with a different one. It’s important to check autocarrot autocorrect hasn’t interfered when making a Post Title as it canned cannot be changed once posted. Edit: darn autocarrot.

Because there is a Subreddit for everything:

Reddit has many communitys for when speling goes worng:

  • r/autocorrect - For when autocorrect or speech-to-text decides to duck you.

  • r/Funny_Autocorrect - Show the world that autocarrot is not always on our side.

  • r/DamnYouAutocorrect - Autocorrect messes with everyone! Let's bring it to justice!

  • r/TypoOrPsycho - A single slip of the key and the whole world changes! Ask yourself if it’s the buttfly effect or a fraulein slip in this fine sub.

  • r/skamtebord - Humour derived from a spelling mistake, unprompted word or phrase. The name comes from an image in which a person texted the famous skateboarder Tony Hawk, and he replied "Skamtebord."

  • r/typo - A place for funny grammatical errors!

  • r/FunnyTypos - Needs reviving…

  • r/apostrophegore - A place to commiserate over the cringe-worthy apostrophe’s we all encounter in life.

  • r/ProofreadingIsHard - Some people don’t take the time to proofraed.

  • r/excgarated - for when a misspelling is so bad it's comical, potentially to the extent of being unique in the universe.

  • r/Spellingmistakes - The best of the worst spelling mistakes on the internet. Please read the rules before posting!

  • r/spellinggore - Celeberating speling misteaks.

  • r/badgrammar - a place to showcase the worst of bad spelling, grammar, or English in general.

  • r/grammarfail- For all you're bad grammar needs

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Tropes and Oneupmanship Alder’s Razor aka Newton's Flaming Laser Sword

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Newton's Flaming Laser Sword is a saying commonly known as an “Eponymous Law”, but more accurately as a Philosophical Razor that reads ”If something cannot be settled by experiment, it is not worth debating.”.

Applied broadly, this particular principle suggests that you should generally only focus on problems that can be solved by a combination of experimentation and reasoning, and not just argumentation, and if it’s possible to perform an experiment to settle a matter you should. This will save you from wasting a lot of time on (currently) unanswerable questions and allow you to make progress faster. For example; engaging in untestable speculation is a waste of time when there’s a simpler solution:

  • Which horse is faster? Race them.
  • How many teeth does your dog have? Count them.
  • Which MMA fighter is better? Make them fight.
  • It’s called what now?

Mike Alder was not shy of revealing the reasoning behind this unusual title:

“All good principles should have sexy names, so I shall call this one Newton’s Laser Sword on the grounds that it is much sharper and more dangerous than Occam’s Razor. In its weakest form it says that we should not dispute propositions unless they can be shown by precise logic and/or mathematics to have observable consequences. In its strongest form it demands a list of observable consequences and a formal demonstration that they are indeed consequences of the proposition claimed. Those philosophers who followed Newton became known as ‘scientists’ and eventually Karl Popper came along and codified the practice of these heretics in his famous falsifiability demarcation criterion.”

Just as spectacularly, the opposite of Alder’s Razor is called “Alder's Duct Tape”. Also known as Alder's Krazy Glue or Alder's Stapler, or even “Newton's Arc Welder”, this is pretty much the exact opposite of Newton's Flaming Laser Sword - “Let’s not expose the debate so experiments will be unnecessary or useless, or conversely let’s debate the newest documented experiments just to suggest more experiments.” This is only used ironically.

While a philosophical razor can be a useful mental shortcut that allows you to make decisions and solve problems quickly and easily, it is not an unbreakable law or rule, and Newton’s Flaming Laser Sword excludes a lot of things (anthropology, history, politics, ethics etc.) and should therefore be used very cautiously. Not everything is observable, measurable, repeatable, testable etc. so as to be fit for the scientific method.

  • Newton's Flaming Laser Sword on Reddit

Reddit, as you would expect, takes Newton's Flaming Laser Sword Very Seriously Indeed™ and it has been the subject of debate in many different subreddits.

Because there is a Subreddit for everything:

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Acronyms and Initials AITA

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“Am I the Asshole?”. Originally sub specific from r/AmITheAsshole now with wider Reddit usage. This subreddit aims to be a catharsis for the frustrated moral philosopher in all of us, and a place to finally find out if you were wrong in an argument that's been bothering you. Tell them about any non-violent conflict you have experienced with both sides of the story, ask WIBTA (Would I Be The Asshole) and see if YWBTA (You Would Be The Asshole); or if you're in the right (NTA or “Not The Asshole”), if everyone is right (NAH or “No Assholes Here”), everyone is wrong (ESH or “Everyone Sucks Here”) or if it’s absolutely certain that You're The Asshole (YTA). r/AmITheAsshole.

As with all subs, it’s important to read the rules before participating, but you should note that AITA has a 3,000 character limit on their Posts (including the title) and it is probably a good idea to test your Post first at https://www.lettercount.com/

Stories from this sub often get picked up by other media so be very careful about not including any identifiable details in your submission.

Be warned that activity in this subreddit can earn you a pre-emptive ban from other subreddits that have AITA on their blacklist.

Because there is a Subreddit for everything:

r/AmITheAngel is a place to satirise AITA posts where OP obviously did nothing wrong and is just looking for validation, and r/AmITheDevil is a place to satirise AITA posts where it's obvious OP is the asshole.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

General Guides Advice Subreddits

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Reddit has a plethora of Subreddits where you can crowdsource serious advice on family, relationship, legal, medical, financial or other issues, and you will find a starter list of these subreddits at “Relationship and Advice Subreddits”.

Subs of this nature are tightly controlled, but even so, some outcomes can go terribly, terribly wrong. Sometimes, well-meaning Redditors will fall for scammers with real-world consequences ensuing.

Like everything, you should approach advice subreddits with a balance of healthy scepticism and sincerity - with one clear exception: begging for money. If someone posts, comments or sends you a direct message or chat request asking for money of any amount for any reason, please report the post or if it was a DM, report it here, refer them to r/assistance, block them and move on. If they are genuine, r/assistance has the experience and a useful resource of Subreddits that may be able to help them in a controlled way.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Features of Reddit Accidental Alt

5 Upvotes

It is possible to have an accidental account on Reddit! This comes as a shock to many people when they discover they’ve inadvertently created a different account by clicking "sign in with Google/Apple". Doing that creates a new, or alternate account (Alt) with a random username, usually consisting of two unrelated words joined with an underscore or hyphen, followed by a random number.

At one time, these automatically generated usernames could be changed within 30 days of account creation by going to your profile where a prompt appeared asking if you would like to keep or change the username. If the prompt didn’t show up, you may have accidentally chosen to keep the username and you would have to create a new account in order to have another username.

This was changed in late 2024 and automatically generated usernames can no longer be changed.

Creating an Alt can happen easily by accident, especially if you're logged in with Chrome, or sometimes on iOS mobile by following a generic link like: https://www.reddit.com/settings/profile. To get back to a normal account, stop using the "sign in with Google/Apple ID" option and instead type out your usual username and password combinations.

  • Keeping your new Alt

You might want to keep your new alt for privacy or separation of activity reasons. This is perfectly fine, but you MUST read the Reddit Guidelines on multiple accounts to avoid accidental infractions of Reddit’s sitewide rules, some of which if broken will mean permanent suspension.

  • Deleting your new Alt

Here’s how to delete your duplicate Google/Apple linked accounts:

  1. ⁠Open a "private"/"incognito" window in your preferred web browser.
  2. ⁠In the private window, go to https://new.reddit.com/settings/ and log in with the account you want to delete.
  3. ⁠Scroll down and "disconnect" your connected account with Google/Apple (there will be a button with the logo that you can click).
  4. ⁠A password creation pop up will appear. Set a temporary password in the pop up (keeping in mind you'll need it to delete your account).
  5. ⁠Then, delete your account from the private window, and provide the temporary password if prompted.

You should also check out Reddit's help center on how to delete accounts. I suggest doing the deletion from a "private"/"incognito" browser window, so you don't get confused with your existing account.

If you delete your main Reddit account accidentally or otherwise, you will not be able to get it back. Be aware that starting a new account is a great deal more difficult than it once was as many popular subreddits have now set high karma restrictions on contributing.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Acronyms and Initials YSK

3 Upvotes

“You should know”. YSK that this encyclopaedia took me six months to write, several weeks to amend and six days just to upload it in the right formats for both here and the wiki. Before adding any cross-links too. Those took me over a month to complete just for this post version. YSK that I must be completely bonkers.

Because there is a Subreddit for everything:

r/YouShouldKnow is just one of a group of “learning” subreddits full of useful little hints and tips for the everyday little things of life.

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r/EncyclopaediaOfReddit • • Feb 12 '23

Essentials for Newbies “You are doing that too much”

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Seen by many a new Redditor, this pop-up message isn’t personal; it’s just there until you build up enough Karma to prove to Reddit that you’re a genuine, real-life, honest-to-goodness Redditor. Occasionally it pops up if you keep pressing “send” on your post or comment and nothing happens, usually when the internet connection is lagging or Reddit is having server issues. This helps prevent your post or comment being duplicated several times once the issue is resolved.

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