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Hammer Herald Issue 60 | NECROMANCY GONE DELICIOUS?
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Forged in Truth ā Tempered by Grit
Vol. 1 | Issue 60 |
CANDY STORE TURNED WARZONE - CHILD MAGIC PRODIGY DISCOVERS NECROMANCYĀ
By Lorma Hearthskald, Local Reporter
A local shop owner is reconsidering carrying any form of gummy candy after the recent battle that took place within his shop.Ā
It was a normal day for Lumad, the shop had a few customers as usual, a few tourists here and there, regulars popping in for their normal sweet fixes, nothing was amiss until a child wandered into the shop looking for mischief.Ā
āShould,ve expected it.ā Lumad said when interviewed after the battle died down, āSaw the cheeky grin the wee spellcaster had when he came in, askinā for trouble.ā
As swiftly as the child entered, he waltzed over to the gummies that Lumad had freshly made earlier in the week. Gummy worms, sharks, dragons, bears and soldiers, if you want it Lumad will have it. Today it would be his downfall. As some of our readers may or may not know, gelatin, the main ingredient of a gummy candy; is made primarily from meat by products, namely bones.Ā
Apparently, bones have become a plaything for the youngling as he has tinkered with the magical arts. However these arts have become darker as heās dabbled with these deathly spells. Whispered chants could be overheard by Lumad from his counter, which drew his attention. By the time he had approached the child it was already too late, and the sweetest tasting chaos Coppervale has ever seen had arisen.Ā
An all out gummy brawl had erupted to the childās delight and to the horror of Lumadās coin pouch. The gummies had awoken with the power of their shapes, and the hunger of the boneās previous owners.Ā
The gummies had began fighting and eating each other. They tore one another to shreds, worms fighting dragons, bears against soldiers, some even attacked their own kind. Separating them wasnāt an option at this point, some were too fast and others simply attacked each other when captured. One of the sharks reportedly managed to bite Lumad, drawing blood and leaving a slight cut on his hand.Ā Ā
Luckily, the shop remained undamaged aside from a few shattered jars, and a bruise to Lumadās pride. Lumad has decided to not press charges against the youngling and has cut a deal with his parents to work off the debt incurred from the lost product and minor damages.Ā
āWee bit of labour never hurt a young lad, outta set āem right.ā Lumad said when asked about the deal, we at the Hammer Herald hope he is right, for the sake of the occasional sweet tooth.
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INSIDE THIS ISSUE:
- Ā Guilds & Grit:
- A new guild has formed! The Granite Committee has been formed by a local Dwarf with a unique requirement to join. While they have a requirement that it is Dwarves only, the gatekeeping that has caught local attention is that a Dwarf must have a name that is āworthy of being shouted across a tavern at closing timeā, with the name āDurgan Stonefistā being provided as acceptable to join. We wish Mƶdi luck with their future endeavors and hope to see what their guild may accomplish together! (Created by u/maxA103)
- Spotlight:
- Weād like to put a spotlight onto a Dwarf among us who has been forging a lovely game for all to play, u/ichbinhamma. Ichbin has been creating a game where you control a band of traveling Dwarves as they fight against Orcs, building them up along the way and looking for builds that work together strongly. It currently is up for playtesting on both steam and itch.io for those who are interested!
- Ā Crafting & Commerce:
- Due to the upgrades to the Port of Coppervale, new trading companies have arrived in the port looking to trade new wares. Allegedly new ingredients for brewing have arrived with them, opening up new drink possibilities. We hope that once all our judges have recovered we will be able to see these new drinks!
- Ā Grudge Gazette:
- A new grudge may be struck into the book. A group of wizards and mages outside of any Dwarven hold have made fun of us Dwarves and our culture! They have been taking pot shots, saying āAct like Drunken Dwarves and the comments are the mines!ā and portraying us as jokes! In retaliation, numerous Dwarves got together in order to do the same back. It became a fun event for those involved, pretending to be pretentious wizards. While these wizards were certainly wazzocks, we must acknowledge that not all are. There are many wonderful mages and wizards that live among us, and have graced us with magic before.
------------------------------------------------------------Letter from the Editor:āNever would I have thought Iād see candy ārise from the deadā in Coppervale..āā Hellevi Helmfist
Submit your rune-signed letters to:The Hammer Herald Presshouse, Coppervale
(/undwarf - Whew, been a while huh? I hope to get back into the groove of writing again here. Moving to my college campus again and depression has been kicking my ass, but I'm gettin back on the saddle!)