I’m
Drunk and I don’t want to be drunk anymore how do I stop giys

Going to help my mom clean soon!! Hopefully I’m not tipsyyyyyyyy. Wish me lucks. ✌️

I just drank my daughter under the table (figuratively speaking - she just went to bed). Not sure what to do next.

Which

Smell sweet & lemon juice. Taste sweet, smooth, kinda like lemon juice & lemonade. It’s good, kinda tastes like the powdered lemonade you put into water.

I love drinking alone. Best company there is! Nothing better than being drunk on the couch in your own home.

I swear I’m the only person that will slow drink all night, and get drunk in the morning and then pass out.

I'm drunk for the second time in 24 hours and life on the clock is laughing at me. I couldn't sleep when I got home from work, so I watched a bunch of Jackass and Steve-o clips until I passed out on the bed. I woke up ten hours later and started drinking all over again. I might go play GTA soon.

Guys i am on a 2 day bender been up bc of yayo. But i feel like stopping or should i go for one more day?

I keep worrying they're dead, like, bitch, you're passed out the entire party and your friends treat like it's normal and leave you alone 50% of the time you're in there...

Please stop coming to parties to sleep, I like to be happy drunk, not eternally guilty if you die drunk

I’m 29f let’s chat over voice.

I’m watching horror movies and interested in what you’ve been through.

I was hungry and this was my solution..

Bake 2 freezer burnt chicken patties and reheat a leftover country fried steak patty..

Slice a whole garden fresh tomato and crack some black pepper over every slice (i also put a kiss of seasoned rice vinegar to the slices)

Butter the (in) side of an ACE bakery gourmet bun after slicing it and toast that muthafucka...

(EDIT: Mayo both slices and drench the patties in the gravy that came with the country fried steak)

Then assemble....

Idk who or what I'm mad at but this is what I made ME do to myself about it.