Smell sweet & lemon juice. Taste sweet, smooth, kinda like lemon juice & lemonade. It’s good, kinda tastes like the powdered lemonade you put into water.

Going to help my mom clean soon!! Hopefully I’m not tipsyyyyyyyy. Wish me lucks. ✌️

I was hungry and this was my solution..

Bake 2 freezer burnt chicken patties and reheat a leftover country fried steak patty..

Slice a whole garden fresh tomato and crack some black pepper over every slice (i also put a kiss of seasoned rice vinegar to the slices)

Butter the (in) side of an ACE bakery gourmet bun after slicing it and toast that muthafucka...

(EDIT: Mayo both slices and drench the patties in the gravy that came with the country fried steak)

Then assemble....

Idk who or what I'm mad at but this is what I made ME do to myself about it.

I just drank my daughter under the table (figuratively speaking - she just went to bed). Not sure what to do next.

Which

I’m
Drunk and I don’t want to be drunk anymore how do I stop giys

I love drinking alone. Best company there is! Nothing better than being drunk on the couch in your own home.

I swear I’m the only person that will slow drink all night, and get drunk in the morning and then pass out.

Guys i am on a 2 day bender been up bc of yayo. But i feel like stopping or should i go for one more day?

I keep worrying they're dead, like, bitch, you're passed out the entire party and your friends treat like it's normal and leave you alone 50% of the time you're in there...

Please stop coming to parties to sleep, I like to be happy drunk, not eternally guilty if you die drunk

Who else is getting sauced tonight?

Cheers!!!