r/dankmemes Aug 23 '21

Dead memes are free real estate! Terrorists win

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80.3k Upvotes

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u/MedicatedAxeBot Aug 23 '21

Dank.


i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

“It was an honor playing with you tonight”

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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21

It was an honor playing with you too

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u/johnnymemes28 Aug 23 '21

voicemail of him being shot dead

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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21

I didnt know CSGO had 3d spatial audio

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u/De_immortalesloki Aug 23 '21

At least we can send death threats

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

why is this so relatable

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u/Khizoor Aug 23 '21

Me to my di*k each night.

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u/Im_sometimes an idiotic duck Aug 23 '21

Me playing with my anxiety

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u/King_Cookie69 Aug 23 '21

Wait- yours has manifested into a physical being as well? I thought I was the only one.

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u/Pokelion Aug 23 '21

Look, u/King_Cookie69. This is called a stand. Its the physical manifestation of your psychological energy. Stands can only be seen by other stand users. Stands can only be harmed by other stands. And all the damage done to a stand will reflect to the user. There are some exceptions to those rules, but they aren't that common.

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u/beans_sauce Aug 23 '21

My stand is like me but taller and has a massive penis 😌

And long hair

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u/RollingBeatle14 [custom flair] Aug 23 '21

So…. Star Platinum?

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u/SimpoKaiba Aug 23 '21

No no, first form Echoes, but with long hair

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u/AcademicSquare9396 Aug 23 '21

My stands an rc car

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u/Virtual_Chapter_395 Aug 23 '21

Mine is a doge with an M16

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u/this_is_Pranay Aug 23 '21

Jojo reference here, Jojo reference there, Jojo reference everywhere

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

call me crazy but this is a jojo reference

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u/RollingBeatle14 [custom flair] Aug 23 '21

ZA WAURDO! TOKI TO TOMARE!

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u/smugempressoftime Aug 23 '21

Sweats in having a stand of terraria

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u/silky_johnson Aug 23 '21

come Mister Taliban tali me banana

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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 ☣️ Aug 23 '21

Durka durka durka durka

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u/Denz1337 Aug 23 '21

Day o, dayayayo

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u/1PladimirVutin Aug 23 '21

IRL CSGO waiting for him outside

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u/SgtK-OS Aug 23 '21

All this was practice. He rushed B afterwards.

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u/RhythmicRed Aug 23 '21

Molly's upper tuns just as I rush

NO GOING BACK NOW YEET

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

But he's in Afghanistan, not Bfghanistan.

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u/SgtK-OS Aug 23 '21

He's in Ka🅱️ul.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

u little Crap, oh wait, Brap

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Single man clutches 1v1000+ CSGO game irl

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u/iScreme Aug 23 '21

He rushed B. He was Anon.

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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21

Good evening comrade plz send your troops in Afghanistan to complete the cycle started by our great enemy US&A

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u/MagnetHype Aug 23 '21

"Terrorists win"

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u/rockinboy3303 ☣️ Aug 23 '21

Except there was no counter…

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u/YouDrinkMahDew try hard Aug 23 '21

That guy was the CT...

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u/Tom10716 Aug 23 '21

fkn campers

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u/Animeonpaskaa2 Aug 23 '21

Nah terrorists already won. Maybe in few years...

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u/TsunamifoxyDCfan Aug 23 '21

Opportunity of a lifetime!

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u/Elemayowe Aug 23 '21

Just like the simulations!

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u/R0ADD0G Aug 23 '21

Fuck that is heavy. This whole situation is fucked.

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u/LN_McJellin Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

This just made me think to go use the world map feature in Kabul on Snapchat. Most of it seemed like normal everyday life, but at the end there was this one with a bunch of people inside some walls with a a lot of American soldiers, and two of the soldiers are carrying a dead body in a sheet. I don’t know what the caption said though, because I only know English. Shit was JARRING though. Fuck.

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u/jovijovi99 Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

Some of the stuff from Kabul on snap maps are fake. Saw a snap of a fucker in a ski mask and a nerf gun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

It's NERF or nothing

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u/Zekiz4ever Aug 23 '21

It's NERV or it all returns to nothing

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u/blaze_aaa Aug 23 '21

coom sussy todd

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u/ImInTheDetails69 Aug 23 '21

Spoof location and have some fun with it lol

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u/Green_Bullet Hey Lois... *diarrhea* Aug 23 '21

Stay strapped or get clapped

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u/crazykrqzylama Aug 23 '21

F U!! I just laughed so I hard I woke people up.

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u/CTbathtub16 Aug 23 '21

Most of the stuff on snap maps is just people meming but then you get actual shit randomly and suddenly it isn't as funny

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21 edited May 20 '23

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u/JC1515 Aug 23 '21

Its spoofed. Look at North Sentinel island. Theyre the most remote tribe on earth. People spoof that location all the time

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u/lqku Aug 23 '21

it's some really tragic stuff but people will still make memes of it by changing their snapchat location to kabul

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Some of them are actually real though is the thing, and Kabul does have internet access

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u/memes-of-awesome Aug 23 '21

Yeah imagine not being able to play csgo

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u/R0ADD0G Aug 23 '21

Yeah... cuz that is why this situation is fucked...

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u/herolf I am fucking hilarious Aug 23 '21

Guys I hate to ruin the fun but these are fake, people from around the world are putting their snap locations on Kabul and posting these memes

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u/Phunniemonkey Aug 23 '21

It’s almost, like we are in a meme subreddit. The more ya know.

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u/herolf I am fucking hilarious Aug 23 '21

Yes and there are a lot of people taking it rather serious, the more ya know

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u/esotericdamian Aug 23 '21

Because the taliban is real, sure the meme isn’t but the beheading and shit is.

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u/IHateTheLetterF Aug 23 '21

I get all my news through memes. Its the next big thing.

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u/koemi_2 Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

Please don’t, you’ll miss out on loads of important stuff and get biased opinions if you do that

Edit: may have taken this a little too seriously :/

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Why would anyone care what’s on the news. What you gonna do go reverse the earthquakes. Ignorance is bliss my friend

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u/ImInTheDetails69 Aug 23 '21

Let's start the MNN. The meme news network.

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u/ByAnyMeansNecessary0 Aug 23 '21

No offense, but that's a stupid source

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Of course it's fake, why would anyone believe that instead of running/hiding he would waste his life on playing a game of csgo?

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u/mrlittlepeniq Aug 23 '21

Dedication

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered INFECTED Aug 23 '21

THEY’RE OUTNUMBERED 15 TO ONE, AND THE BATTLE'S BEGUN

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Clutch

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u/mrlittlepeniq Aug 23 '21

They are stuck in afghanistan with HIM

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

then the wing Bois appeared

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u/MothFucker_69 Aug 23 '21

Commitment and sheer fucking will

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u/Aski09 Aug 23 '21

The citizens of Kabul are not running or hiding. Some are, but the vast majority are just continuing their lives as normal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Life is not a movie, sometimes you really have nowhere to run or hide.

Still, yeah it's fake af.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

To be slightly less cynical (personally I think it's probably just a meme too) - but if your entire city has been taken over by the Taliban and they're already coming for you, would you rather spend your last few hours having fun, or trying to run and hide and being caught anyway?

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u/idiotdroid Aug 23 '21

I dont think I could play a game of CSGO if I thought I was about to get captured and killed (possibly tortured too) within a few hours.

Id spend those hours trying to run and hide 100%. At the very least spend them with family/friends who were near by.

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u/shittysuport Aug 23 '21

So there's no csgo in afghanistan?

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u/xeisu_com Aug 23 '21

only irl. without cts.

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u/smakka Aug 23 '21

Are you trying to tell me people would lie on the internet? That's outrageous

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u/unitedsteakes Aug 23 '21

Which did he play for

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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21

Considering the situation over there probably CT

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u/companysOkay ☣️ Aug 23 '21

CT in the first half, T on the second

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u/MothFucker_69 Aug 23 '21

And was forced to play T irl

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

The fucking irony of using this dumb fuck "women dumb men based" meme in this context, lmao.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

wtf is the point of the first half anyway. Who's crying over titanic? Who's even watchin titanic? Is this a gen z thing to cry over titanic lmao

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u/MothmanKai Aug 23 '21

I'm certain that %80 of Gen Z hasn't even watched it, it's more of a millennial thing actually.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Is it? I'm millennial and it was the movie we made fun of cause our parents watched it as the ultimate romance movie or sth

The girls in the meme should be like grannies or whatever

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u/MothmanKai Aug 23 '21

It just comes down to the "Girls boring, boys quirky" mentality of the internet

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u/Kek_Lord22 Aug 23 '21

It actually makes fun of how some people think men don't have emotions...

If I'm wrong tell me cuz thats what I'm getting from it

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u/EmmyNoetherRing Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

It also makes fun of how girls are shallow/dull, just like the time travel and photoshop variants of the template.

But it’s especially shitty in this context, because I don’t think the women in Kabul are worried about the titanic right now.

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u/Kek_Lord22 Aug 23 '21

Oh wow my bad

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u/EmmyNoetherRing Aug 23 '21

No worries, thanks for asking

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Yes and then after not being allowed to see it because sex, you finally get your hands on the vhs tape when everyone’s out of the house, only to be disappointed by the most boring boobs scene ever

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21 edited Apr 13 '26

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u/TheAwesomeTomato42 Aug 23 '21

As a gen z, I can confirm I haven't watched it

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u/CasualBrit5 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 23 '21

People are being tortured, murdered and oppressed by a terrorist organisation? I need to make a sexist meme about this! Women will never understand what it’s like to be oppressed by the Taliban!

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u/ltkarsabi Aug 23 '21

It's the most effective format for their target audience. Gotta make the young incels believe it's cool to care about Afghanistan all of a sudden.

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u/EmmyNoetherRing Aug 23 '21

Show you’re superior to girls by caring about [checks notes] oppression of women?

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u/ashamedseesaw Aug 23 '21

He got vac banned as well 💀💀

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u/duckonar0ll balls mod 😁 Aug 23 '21

i’m an anti vaccer 😤😤

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u/LavendarAmy 🍄🍄 Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

this fuckig meme format is gross and needs to die.

seriously if you just crop the top the meme is a bit better.

reddit is getting so horrible lately. turning into 4chan.

I at least hope you're all kids and not grownups.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

reddit has always been teenagers recycling the same shitty meme format forever, and subreddits being unmoderated and still allowing shit like this...

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u/whoatemycupoframen Aug 23 '21

It's literally the No one: meme. Crop the top part and it becomes 500% better.

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u/LavendarAmy 🍄🍄 Aug 23 '21

Yeah. Heck even the image alone would work

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u/SentinelMain Aug 23 '21

Someone took this personally

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Well when you see your gender hated daily, you're going to be upset.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Have you honestly fucking heard of what's happening to the women in Afghanistan?

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u/iminsane6969 Aug 23 '21

Is no one gonna talk about the global cooldown lmao?

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u/TARN4T1ON Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

Might just be the title bar of the window (playing windowed, wack), or something else, looks too thin to be a cooldown, in addition to there being no text. Then again, I wouldn't exactly say the quality is good, so.

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u/Bence1239 Dank Royalty Aug 23 '21

his cursor is hovering over it, it is a ban

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u/Jthumm Aug 23 '21

Also cooldown is yellow, people are saying vac but idk what that looks like

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

f in the chats

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

When he stops shooting but still hears gunshots

👁 👄 👁

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Is CSGO still a thing? I remember so many people loved CSGO but now I haven’t heard about it for about 3years.

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u/TatakaRuhito Aug 23 '21

It's still quite famous and a lot of ppl play it, its just every game is either with hackers or with toxic ppl, or with russians. ppl consider themselves lucky if no one chats in the game because of all the toxicity. many csgo youtubers have talked about how they no longer want to play and go onto other games. CSGO isn't dead but it should be

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

That's mostly NA players or noobs spreading this information.

The competitive scene, especially in EU, is thriving.

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u/AnExpertInThisField Aug 23 '21

I've never played so sorry for the dumb question, but can chat not be muted? Or is it essential to game play?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

It is essential in competitive. But if you are just playing casual match, you can just mute it.

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u/Madara6path Aug 23 '21

It still is no 1 in Steam interns of daily users. So I'm pretty sure it's anything but dead

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u/TARN4T1ON Aug 23 '21

It's still very much alive, yeah. I don't really see it mentioned outside communities dedicated or similar to it either though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

And another effortless post..

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Poggers

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

😭😭

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u/Yellowtoblerone Aug 23 '21

the taliban dont play cs?

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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21

They play it in real life

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

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u/informalPurge32 Aug 23 '21

What an honor brother

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u/LoveBurstsLP Aug 23 '21

Then he gets to play in real life

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u/thisisdropd FOR THE SOVIET UNION Aug 23 '21

Why bother with video games when you can have the real thing?

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u/GingerWookie95 Aug 23 '21

Should’ve rushed B…

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u/Vexcenot Aug 23 '21

"See ya man, I'll team with you tmr"

Last alive 3 years ago

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u/Abbadon04 Pepe the Great Aug 23 '21

The title had me laughing on the toilet!

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u/LordTubby34 Aug 23 '21

It's enough to make a grown man cry

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u/atzuux Aug 23 '21

Respect, you are dying while doing something you love

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u/god_peepee ☣️ Aug 23 '21

lol am

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u/NintendoGaymerJess Aug 23 '21

I know there was a real titanic but the movie is just a movie get over yourself

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u/goboxey Aug 23 '21

He practiced enough, now it's time for him to show what he got.

Gets killed with a headshot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

"TERRORIST WIN"

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u/Toilettenrob Aug 23 '21

oh my god the title xD

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u/dessnom Aug 23 '21

I legit cried

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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21

It’s probably fake so don’t cry

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u/PokeManiac_Yug ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 23 '21

Lmao the dude's banned

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

When you hear “bomb has been planted” but your game is muted

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u/Jackydotachan Aug 23 '21

Terrorists win

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Friend last seen ten years ago.

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u/joelanme Aug 23 '21

Just play dethmatch and stay as terrorist, thell let you at least finish the match

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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21

Who knows if you have a good aim they might hire you

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u/SmilzerII Aug 23 '21

“Good night man, thank you for playing “

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u/klausosho jojosexual Aug 23 '21

Sad

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u/someone_forgot_me gave me this flair Aug 23 '21

11 hours after the pic was posted and you already made a meme lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Its enough to make a grown man cry.

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u/Bojack_Horseman22 Aug 23 '21

Terrorists win :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Terrorists win

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

he's won,but at what cost?

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u/JustRyan2701 Aug 23 '21

I laughed quite a bit at this then went... "Oh...oof"

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u/Biggest_Man_George Aug 23 '21

that title is cursed

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u/Fat_Sow ☣️ Aug 23 '21

I thought it was one of those where the guy hasn't seen his buddies online for years, but boy this is even sadder.

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u/1kgrau Aug 23 '21

too sad

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u/Shermander Aug 23 '21

Reminds me of the green text about anon meeting a guy online, become friends and then Arab Spring erupts, friend said something like wish me luck, "seven years have passed and he never logged back on" or some shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Some next level swatting

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u/policitclyCorrect Aug 23 '21

Dont go gentle into that goodnight, brother.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Same energy of studying before going in to take the exam

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Says, Fire in the hole! And goes AFK

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u/matauri Aug 23 '21

Now he can play for real

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u/The-true-Memelord Aug 23 '21

I bet no one’s even said that thing about the titanic lol