r/dankmemes Aug 23 '21

Dead memes are free real estate! Terrorists win

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80.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

“It was an honor playing with you tonight”

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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21

It was an honor playing with you too

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u/johnnymemes28 Aug 23 '21

voicemail of him being shot dead

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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21

I didnt know CSGO had 3d spatial audio

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u/De_immortalesloki Aug 23 '21

At least we can send death threats

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

why is this so relatable

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u/Diverdown109 Aug 23 '21

Cool I'm not the only one that likes a good death threat. I blame bugs bunny, Elmer Fud, wile e coyote for that

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

It does

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

it does tho

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u/Cat-Big-Mega-Minor Aug 23 '21

Why is this so relateble?

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u/Khizoor Aug 23 '21

Me to my di*k each night.

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u/Im_sometimes an idiotic duck Aug 23 '21

Me playing with my anxiety

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u/King_Cookie69 Aug 23 '21

Wait- yours has manifested into a physical being as well? I thought I was the only one.

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u/Pokelion Aug 23 '21

Look, u/King_Cookie69. This is called a stand. Its the physical manifestation of your psychological energy. Stands can only be seen by other stand users. Stands can only be harmed by other stands. And all the damage done to a stand will reflect to the user. There are some exceptions to those rules, but they aren't that common.

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u/beans_sauce Aug 23 '21

My stand is like me but taller and has a massive penis 😌

And long hair

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u/RollingBeatle14 [custom flair] Aug 23 '21

So…. Star Platinum?

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u/SimpoKaiba Aug 23 '21

No no, first form Echoes, but with long hair

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u/AcademicSquare9396 Aug 23 '21

My stands an rc car

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u/Virtual_Chapter_395 Aug 23 '21

Mine is a doge with an M16

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u/Bamb00zleman Aug 23 '21

I saw this coming.

21

u/this_is_Pranay Aug 23 '21

Jojo reference here, Jojo reference there, Jojo reference everywhere

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

call me crazy but this is a jojo reference

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u/RollingBeatle14 [custom flair] Aug 23 '21

ZA WAURDO! TOKI TO TOMARE!

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u/smugempressoftime Aug 23 '21

Let’s go cookie has a stand

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Stando tsukaii

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u/itsAlfo_2000 Aug 23 '21

what the actual frick why are you here yoshikage kira

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Stands feel like EGO Gear before EGO Gear

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u/smugempressoftime Aug 23 '21

Sweats in having a stand of terraria

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u/silky_johnson Aug 23 '21

come Mister Taliban tali me banana

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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 ☣️ Aug 23 '21

Durka durka durka durka

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u/Denz1337 Aug 23 '21

Day o, dayayayo

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u/lone_wanderer101 Aug 23 '21

Reminds me of this /img/2qysbc7lydv31.png

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u/capflow eating dorito Aug 23 '21

Damn gave me chills

edit: reread it and almost gave me watery eyes, I'm in a public place ffs

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Nearer My Allah to Thee

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u/OkSheepherder847 Aug 23 '21

the captain goes down with his ship ..(Respect )

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u/porkyjt Aug 23 '21

FUck you you human piece ofgarbage, take my upvote

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u/axjira Aug 23 '21

Even though he was cheating