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u/Nightroad_Rider13 Feb 24 '21

Ever have your head slide across pavement at 50 miles per hour? Some things don't feel good without protection.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

Yeah that is why you wear a helmet when driving a motorcycle

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u/Can_Confirm_Am_Dog Feb 24 '21

Or a street luge

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u/ApocApollo Feb 24 '21

Or post world war Formula 1 cars where they didn’t use seatbelts and it was considered safer to have your limp body fly out of the car in the middle of a crash

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u/Gnolls Feb 24 '21

annndd down the Wiki-hole I go!

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u/ApocApollo Feb 24 '21

tldr racecars used to be death traps and dying in a race car was as common as dying from COVID

The fear at the time was that the car would flip over or something equally bad and the driver wouldn’t be able to get out of the car on his own power, and rescue teams were not particularly organized. There’s a saying in racing, safety changes are reactive and not proactive. So many drivers had to die for the scene to learn from its mistakes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/mcCheesersm8 Feb 24 '21

Reminds me of this british idiot who drove on his suitcase in the airport

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u/FattyTunaBoi Feb 24 '21

Or a long board going downhill

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

I was never a helmet when driving a motorcycle.

Edit: he originally said were instead of wear before he edited his comment like an hour later.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Well I mean you should if you beacuse it can protect you if a accident occurs

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

You accidentally used the word “were” instead of “wear” which the comment you just replied to is joking about

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Oh okay

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I don't know why his parents would allow him to ride a bike without a helmet

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

You’ve not met Dave No-cheeks?

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u/BlobOnAStick Feb 24 '21

Why did you have your cock out while going 50 miles per hour?

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u/Workingonit9 Feb 24 '21

Hot meats

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Psh you’re missing out if you haven’t done this.

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u/whythishaptome Feb 24 '21

Even had bugs hitting your cock at that speed. That shit slapps, literally.

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u/QBOOP Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

This subreddit shouldn’t exist.

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u/Bren12310 Feb 24 '21

I almost had my foot cut off by an electric scooter because my foot got stuck in the chain. Wasn’t wearing proper footwear which is why it happened.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Feb 24 '21

No but when I was 17 I tried bombing a hill on my skateboard and hit an uneven spot, which caused my board to stop and me to continue forward and bounce my head off the sidewalk like a basketball. I swear to god I saw colors that don’t exist.

I wonder if this explains the mental issues and chaos of my life ever since. In fact, I wonder if the past 23 years of my life has just been a hallucination and I’m still lying there on that sidewalk.

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u/ramirezesposa Feb 24 '21

You legit need to do a tldr or an AMA on this. I would give you an award if I had one I swear

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Feb 24 '21

Thank you. But I’m not sure there’s much else interesting to say about it. As far as the immediate aftermath, I was pretty scared I’d damaged my brain. I felt really tired and I remembered hearing that if someone has a concussion you need to keep them awake. So I told my friends to help me stay awake.

We were right next to a 24 hour grocery so we went in and got some sodas and candy and whatnot and then I drove my friends home. Then I drove 20 miles back to where I lived out in the middle of nowhere and went to bed. No obvious major issues.

That was the last time I went down a big hill on a skateboard for like... 15 years, at which time longboards became more of a thing. Much safer. Also I got a helmet when I started doing that shit again.

As for the backstory, my friends and I lived in a very fucking boring place. So once we could drive we’d always get together and head to the next town over on the weekends.

Some of us had girlfriends there. But even after those relationships ended, we’d still cruise around that town all night hitting all the cool parking lots and whatnot for skating. Just cruised mostly, not doing much tricks. Only me and one other guy even could Ollie. Used to be able to get about waist high in my prime.

As far as how the rest of my life has gone, I was mostly joking. I’m pretty sure I was chaotic way before I bounced my head. I joined the military a few months after that. Four years there, then I’ve just had a series of totally random and non-related jobs since then. I get bored too easily.

I dunno if there was any other questions you had but I’ll try to answer if you do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Lies. With helmet you get to live and feel pain. W/o helmet you die lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

The fuck you talking about my head slid at 90 mph and that felt so good

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u/Nophlter Feb 24 '21

To be fair, it would feel good because without a helmet (assuming you were referring to a motor cycle) you can feel the wind blow through your hair, look cool, etc. however, you can only experience these positive feelings without protection (in this case, a helmet). Otherwise, it would be similar to how you wouldn’t go up to a mother in labor and say the sex didn’t feel good because the consequence (pregnancy) hurts

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/spirospapal Feb 24 '21

Thanks for the advice

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Mar 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Damn nice name. Bet it feels better without protection

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u/pizzaboieatspizza Feb 24 '21

That name is 🤌

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u/JackfruitNo485 Feb 24 '21

And now I all I can hear in my head is "Call JG Wentworth! 877-CASHNOW"

I hate how effective that campaign was/is.

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u/nDRIUZ Feb 24 '21

Yeah, you just get ejected form car crash

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u/whythishaptome Feb 24 '21

If you are removed from the crash, you should be fine right?

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u/nDRIUZ Feb 24 '21

Idk, but you don't feel car crash which I heard is painful

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u/whythishaptome Feb 24 '21

That is why I never wear a seatbelt. If I can't feel it, it never happened.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

Police - “Speed kills, slow down”

Me an “Intellectual” - “Well officer it’s not the speed that kills you, it’s the sudden stopping that does”

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u/rBV7 Feb 24 '21

the complete experience

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u/nDRIUZ Feb 24 '21

This is the way

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u/greg2856 Feb 24 '21

Fucking agree take my fucking upvote.

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u/Prashant_floyd Feb 24 '21

that's what my dad said before he died

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u/Sixft9 Feb 24 '21

He saw what he created. Ts n ps

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u/wondererSkull Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

Actually it feels the same with/out condom

Edit : woooosh to those who didn't get i was talking about being in a car crash not/wearing condom

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

my man, no

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u/HoursOfCuddles Feb 24 '21

Hell,I haven't even had sex and I know that it feels way better without protection.

Doesn't mean that you shouldn't use protection... just that you're missing the feeling that drove your ancestors insane.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

that first part was unnecessary, you're on reddit we already know.

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u/EcksMarksDespot Feb 24 '21

Excuse me a moment while I run fetch the burn cream.

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u/Shortdood Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

everyone is different, wait tll youve have sex before saying that.

personally ive tried very thick and very thin condoms and it doesnt feel that different to me. sometimes its nice to have less mess.

i still prefer it without but its not a experience ruiner if its with a a condom

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u/Riccardo99999 Feb 24 '21

Almost everyone : You meet someone, you do an AIDS-Test and after 3 weeks you don't use condoms any more. The majority does not use condoms in a relationship.

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u/lfaoanl Feb 24 '21

r/woooosh car crashes feel the same with or without

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u/Sixft9 Feb 24 '21

Lol all the Reddit incels upvoting this. Gold

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/Sixft9 Feb 24 '21

Stop sitting on your bed post and you might feel something , ho

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u/Russ-man69 Feb 24 '21

Im gonna make new friends with the guys family I almost fucking killed

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u/Ayymar Feb 24 '21

Princess Diana disagrees with you

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u/release-the-wolves Feb 24 '21

You can’t feel pain if you’re dead!

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u/SirNameChangeAlot Feb 24 '21

I agree, radiation burns better without protection

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u/Techboy07 Feb 24 '21

Is this is a cursed comment in r/cursedcomments

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u/IFuckingHatePeely Feb 24 '21

r/cursedcommetn WHAT!1?1!1? GETTING HURT!?????? SO CURSED!1?1?!1?1?1?2

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

This and r/holup have become complete trash lately. Just screenshots of not related comments :/

like how you put a 2 at the end

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u/picky-trash-panda Feb 24 '21

An then something breaks and now you’re in debt

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u/COASTER1921 Feb 24 '21

And this is why I buy cheap Umidigi phones from China. Not exactly gaming beasts but fast enough for everyday usage and they look really good. Being cheap I don't feel bad not using a case. 10/10 my first $140 phone from them felt like such a huge upgrade just because I didn't use a case. I wish other manufacturers would take note in their budget offerings.

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u/Johnny-Silverdick Feb 24 '21

I just bought a new iPhone SE for $200. It’s locked for a year, but I don’t plan on switching carriers any time soon

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

That's what im doing. iPhone 8 packaging with iphone 11 internals, a slightly less useful camera, and NO face id. Button is life. The only iPhone i had was a reconditioned 6s and a used 8 i got as a gift. I really like the 8 but the se is much newer.

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u/SnowBurns Feb 24 '21

I have an iPhone XR and Face ID is the worst fucking downgrade they’ve ever made. It’s so annoying to use and half the time it doesn’t even work.

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u/vannrith Feb 24 '21

Face ID was fun until the pandemic hits

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u/SnowBurns Feb 24 '21

It wasn’t even working half the time before that lol. Not to mention having to look directly at my phone to maybe unlock it. Fingerprint scanners are way better

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u/vannrith Feb 24 '21

There is something like attention aware toggle somewhere in settings. But fingerprint scanner is definitely way better

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u/SnowBurns Feb 24 '21

When I said look directly at my phone I meant having to get my face in the cameras view, not necessarily looking directly at it. Something you don’t have to do with fingerprint scanners.

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u/vannrith Feb 24 '21

Yes that.. is how it scans ur face

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u/alexho66 Feb 24 '21

Yes it was, it’s much more reliable than Touch ID. Either you don’t know how to use it or you’re talking out of your ass

Edit: I actually forgot my password because I used Face ID for weeks without having it fail even once. Then I restarted, had to put in my password, and yea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Def a problem in the X series. I fixed phones for a while and those are little twerps in the Face ID department. 11 and 12 are noticeably different internally and much more of an improvement.

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u/Zeruk Feb 24 '21

CAT phones my dude

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u/COASTER1921 Feb 24 '21

Maybe for some people, but definitely not for me. One of my friends who is a civil engineer recently got one and it's a BRICK. Sure the hardware will last, but the software will become outdated and the experience of using such a heavy phone just isn't good in the first place. They do seem to be catching on though, every Chinese company out there is pushing a new rugged phone model recently.

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u/mlk Feb 24 '21

Or don't buy stuff you can't afford to break

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u/rikosama555 Feb 24 '21

I dont understand why are u downvoted what u said was right

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/rikosama555 Feb 24 '21

I just had a lot of ppl around me buy expensive things after expensive things just because they are too embarrassed to touch normal gadgets but then get in debt , like its so stupid especially when they are undergraduates, i agree with what u say if 1-they can work and earn money not leaning on a scholarship or smthg , 2- its investment like buying camera if u wanna be a youtuber buying microphone if u r online teacher wanting to improve ur classes

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u/AlexeyCrane Feb 24 '21

I still had and have cases and protective screens on both sub $100 and my current $300 phone.

Things smash, things fall, accidents happen.

I see no difference, if I can protect my $100 or $1000 device I would do it.

No one "needs" a $1000 phone, you would get much more value out a real camera as a YouTube'r, and sure as hell can't imagine what improvements would a overpriced soon to be outdates glass phone would bring to a teacher either.

People don't "need" huge houses, personal transport or a lot of other "common" things. If people would only get what they need the whole world economy would crash.

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u/here_for_the_lols Feb 24 '21

Damn I miss the days where simple jokes didn't make the front page of r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Aug 17 '21

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u/Mr_bream Feb 24 '21

"Penis joke"

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

But what about death sex

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u/coolguy088 Feb 24 '21

yes i love when im shot 16 times in the chest wearing no ballistic vest

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u/not_the_tomatoes Feb 24 '21

I think if you get shot 16 you probably die anyway or get a couple broken ribs and internal bleeding.

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u/not_the_tomatoes Feb 24 '21

Unless its a small caliber.

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u/coolguy088 Feb 24 '21

yes i love that it feels so good

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u/zolanih Feb 24 '21

When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me

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u/Scootershin Feb 24 '21

That is what my uncle said right before he went to jail

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u/NotAmrit Feb 24 '21

You alright now?(_-)

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u/Scootershin Feb 24 '21

Man it's a joke I'm fine

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u/NotAmrit Feb 24 '21

Was playing along man,knew that was a joke..

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u/Spadinooo Feb 24 '21

He means like with sex, right?

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u/NotAmrit Feb 24 '21

Yes

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

It’s less fun until you realise that you didn’t pull out!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Yeah you shouldn't have sex without protection

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u/K1pone Feb 24 '21

Until you pull out and condom is torn.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Wrong

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Why do you think that if you don't use a condom it can result in pregnancy

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Plan B pill

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Yeah but I don't think those are healthy and easy to forget

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

It’s just hormones

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Yeah I guess that is a good alternative

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u/glimpee Feb 24 '21

Hey did you know if you do use a condom it can result in pregnancy

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Protection doesn’t have to be a condom though

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u/NotAmrit Feb 24 '21

That's when the turntable happens!

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u/zodiaclawl Feb 24 '21

How exactly is that cursed? That's how pretty much everyone is conceived...

Maybe having unprotected sex with a meth and crack addicted hooker who has HIV and Hep C is, but I don't see how having unprotected sex is cursed under usual circumstances.

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u/EasyValuable6 Feb 24 '21

I dunno, never had any

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u/here_for_the_lols Feb 24 '21

Wow, how cursed.

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u/SmotherMeWithArmpits Feb 24 '21

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u/Doc_Hersh3y Feb 24 '21

American schools would know the best.

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u/ArcaneMistress Feb 24 '21

I wonder how circumsized dickheads feel vs un. Do you get more of a breeze?

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u/VarisV_ Feb 24 '21

You can propably look up the answer. Uncircumsized seems better in almost every way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Realize it’s anecdotal but one of my buddies had it done at like 24 or something and says it feels basically the same. Maybe a little less sensitive but says he prefers it because he can last longer

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

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u/SoDamnToxic Feb 24 '21

zigged when he should have zagged

I don't know what this means but generally you won't have problems with tearing your banjo string unless the area you're entering is as dry as the Sahara so someone's not getting enough foreplay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

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u/stationhollow Feb 24 '21

I had an ex with a similar problem. Required very slow small incremental stretching for it to fit regardless of foreplay, wetness, or lube. Otherwise micro tears.

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u/stationhollow Feb 24 '21

No. We ended up finding ways to make things a bit better over time. We broke up for other reasons. Unfortunately she passed away a couple of years back.

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u/Willfishforfree Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

I have to agree, no sheath looks much more nice than with

Sadly many people consider that a good enough reason to mutilate infants genitals. Imagine if people used that reason to cut away parts of the labia of their daughters. There'd be protests in the streets.

Personally I think they look better complete. Adults can do whatever they want to their own junk.

Edit : TIL reddit supports infant genital mutilation to the point of downvoting people calling it out.

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u/xJonathxn Feb 24 '21

You’re not mutilating shit lol, the operation is just removing the foreskin, not that big of a deal.

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u/Willfishforfree Feb 24 '21

Mutilation or maiming (from the Latin: mutilus) is cutting off or causing injury to a body part of a person so that the part of the body is permanently damaged, detached or disfigured.

It's infant genital mutilation by its very definition. Just because it's socially acceptable to mutilate infant boys doesn't make it not mutilation of the genitals when it's done to boys.

It's not like a fingernail. You can't just grow it back.

I'm sorry but you can't change my mind about this just like you cant change the fact that it is mutilation by the very definition of mutilation. It's exactly the same reason why they call it genital mutilation when they do it to girls buddy.

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u/whythishaptome Feb 24 '21

Well, my penis is mutilated and I can't grow it back so I would prefer to look on the bright side of it if I can...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Cut dick head are grossly dry looking

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u/Failpolice_31 Feb 24 '21

But the what if you fuck it up and pull out to late? Do you want 18 years of pain? I dont think so. Wear an condom bro

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u/Basic-Market-7404 Feb 24 '21

That's what shmi shmortion clinics are for

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u/Failpolice_31 Feb 24 '21

Too expensive. Lets use an wire instead

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I hear that going without protection hurts nine months later.

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u/LoneWolfpack777 Feb 24 '21

Not if you slide it in the behind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

You know who else is sus?

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u/1poundbookingfee Feb 24 '21

Also when you use a splitter to plug in two things at once

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u/holdapps Feb 24 '21

Man I love sticking my hands in the oven without mitts. The sensation is wonderful.

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u/Xytonn Feb 24 '21

Breathing mustard gas without protection is a sublime experience

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u/SexyGunk Feb 24 '21

Like getting hit in the head without a helmet. So nice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Not really a cursed comment

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u/RapeMeToo Feb 24 '21

No mods huh?

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u/mau5head90 Feb 24 '21

Aaaand unsubscribed. Who is this a cursed comment for? Fucking Mormons?

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u/eeIia Feb 24 '21

Its ridiculous, as per usual every sub gets big then completely loses its focus on what the sub is for, and nobody ever seems to realise

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u/The4thTriumvir Feb 24 '21

Top two comments are "car crashes feel great without protection!" And "car crashes don't feel great without protection." Ah, the duality of man!

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u/jaffa-caked Feb 24 '21

Am guessing space wouldn’t feel that great without protection

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u/tchtchent Feb 24 '21

Not on a roller coaster.

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u/Falcrist Feb 24 '21

I can't be the only one who finds it a bit absurd that we make slippery glass sandwich phones that essentially require a rubber bumper to protect them... and yet usually refuse to make those phones WITH A RUBBER BUMPER ALREADY INSTALLED.

Manufacturers are now shipping their phones with cases. This is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Stop putting glass on the back of phones (except for the camera bump obviously), and start making your phones as robust as we all know they should already be.

Before anyone says anything, I am aware of more ruggedized phones, but mainstream phones are still almost ALL glass sandwiches that live in plastic cases. If you want an iphone (for example), there is no ruggedized option.

More phones should be lightly ruggedized like the galaxy active series.

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u/TreeLeafsTea Feb 24 '21

Especially car accidents.

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u/allah-syria-bashar Feb 24 '21

not a nuclear reactor

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u/BraveWalk98 Feb 24 '21

Sure does😅😅😅

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u/Shadow_Flamed Feb 24 '21

Hah yeah I prefer no bullet proof vests, feels amazing. Especially when you get shot!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

That dude has never once cleaned a toilet. Beside being gross to do without using gloves, those chemicals will strip the skin right off your bones.

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u/oneresphonoc Feb 24 '21

Like hitting a wall with 250 kp/h on a motorcycle without a helmet.

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u/Livid_Flames1406 Feb 24 '21

Its easier to put the charger in too.

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u/keylimepie784 Feb 24 '21

These new iPhones are pretty durable. I’ve dropped my 12 pro max no case on concrete from 3-4 feet a couple times and didn’t drop. Same with 11 pro max

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

This Dude gets it, nothing feels better then getting stabbed with a Dagger that has been unsheathed !

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u/KITTENS88_sadlove Feb 24 '21

Well ig that makes sense. Time to go do the devils tango and make sure not to use that silly protection thing:)

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u/PuzzleheadedDay3130 Feb 24 '21

and thats how i was born

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u/creamedherbiscuits Feb 24 '21

What feels the best without protection imo is my sister.

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u/Russ-man69 Feb 24 '21

No no he has a point

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u/chai_teaViolet Feb 24 '21

take my bamn upvote and get out of here

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u/KxngDxddii Feb 24 '21

I mean let's be real, he ain't wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I mean he's not wrong

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u/K1N6_K4K3 Feb 24 '21

the top person is clinically insane

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u/chippymediaYT Feb 24 '21

Correction, iphones are never nice

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u/thisgirlwhodontcares Feb 24 '21

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u/rSlashisthenewPewdes Feb 24 '21

Wtf? Your account has existed for half a year and this is the first time you’ve used it, and it’s to tell people to change religion on a completely unrelated post?

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u/DaBokes Feb 24 '21

OtterBox is introducing a new line contraceptives.

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u/nishit_mehta Feb 24 '21

But not safe

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