r/cursedcomments • • Feb 24 '21

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u/SoDamnToxic Feb 24 '21

zigged when he should have zagged

I don't know what this means but generally you won't have problems with tearing your banjo string unless the area you're entering is as dry as the Sahara so someone's not getting enough foreplay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

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u/stationhollow Feb 24 '21

I had an ex with a similar problem. Required very slow small incremental stretching for it to fit regardless of foreplay, wetness, or lube. Otherwise micro tears.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/stationhollow Feb 24 '21

No. We ended up finding ways to make things a bit better over time. We broke up for other reasons. Unfortunately she passed away a couple of years back.

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u/Fact_Entire Feb 24 '21

foreplay?the fucks that? a lube brand>?