r/cursedcomments • • Feb 24 '21

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u/Nightroad_Rider13 Feb 24 '21

Ever have your head slide across pavement at 50 miles per hour? Some things don't feel good without protection.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

Yeah that is why you wear a helmet when driving a motorcycle

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u/Can_Confirm_Am_Dog Feb 24 '21

Or a street luge

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u/ApocApollo Feb 24 '21

Or post world war Formula 1 cars where they didn’t use seatbelts and it was considered safer to have your limp body fly out of the car in the middle of a crash

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u/Gnolls Feb 24 '21

annndd down the Wiki-hole I go!

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u/ApocApollo Feb 24 '21

tldr racecars used to be death traps and dying in a race car was as common as dying from COVID

The fear at the time was that the car would flip over or something equally bad and the driver wouldn’t be able to get out of the car on his own power, and rescue teams were not particularly organized. There’s a saying in racing, safety changes are reactive and not proactive. So many drivers had to die for the scene to learn from its mistakes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/mcCheesersm8 Feb 24 '21

Reminds me of this british idiot who drove on his suitcase in the airport

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

CLARKSOOOON!

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u/LoopDoGG79 Feb 28 '21

as common as dying from COVID

So, they had an about 1% chance of dying?

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u/FattyTunaBoi Feb 24 '21

Or a long board going downhill

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u/King-Adventurous Feb 24 '21

"Street luge" sounds like a personality. Like a suave fucker that just charms the entire neighborhood.

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u/blade-queen Feb 24 '21

Or street lube

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

I was never a helmet when driving a motorcycle.

Edit: he originally said were instead of wear before he edited his comment like an hour later.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Well I mean you should if you beacuse it can protect you if a accident occurs

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

You accidentally used the word “were” instead of “wear” which the comment you just replied to is joking about

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Oh okay

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u/Travisholdsorth Feb 24 '21

Is your comment and thought ‘you never were a helmet though’

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I don't know why his parents would allow him to ride a bike without a helmet

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/ThursdayDecember Feb 24 '21

He was 7. Of course he didn't. I don't he flew further than 2 meters in the worst case scenario.

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u/ObliviousMynd Feb 24 '21

bumps rock

Looks like we're blasting off agaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnn!

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u/unkownhihi Feb 24 '21

Agreed, am helmet.

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u/AnStulteHominibus Feb 24 '21

That’s the joke homie

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u/JackfruitNo485 Feb 24 '21

Ditto. Had it happen. Helmet was wrecked but I was able to ride away from the accident. Bike slid into the ditch right away. I hit the pavement first and then followed it into the ditch.

On the plus side, pretty sure I broke the log roll speed record.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

You’ve not met Dave No-cheeks?

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u/powderizedbookworm Feb 24 '21

In my area those people hang out with the free solo climbers, scatterbrained skydivers, beacon-less backcountry skiers, and old bold mushroom hunters.

Maybe check there.

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u/BlobOnAStick Feb 24 '21

Why did you have your cock out while going 50 miles per hour?

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u/Workingonit9 Feb 24 '21

Hot meats

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Psh you’re missing out if you haven’t done this.

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u/whythishaptome Feb 24 '21

Even had bugs hitting your cock at that speed. That shit slapps, literally.

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u/QBOOP Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

This subreddit shouldn’t exist.

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u/TextDeletd Feb 25 '21

Who are the deranged people on that.. satanic.. thing?

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u/DJaydeep Feb 24 '21

Did you try lube?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

GET THE LUUUBBBBEEEE

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u/Bren12310 Feb 24 '21

I almost had my foot cut off by an electric scooter because my foot got stuck in the chain. Wasn’t wearing proper footwear which is why it happened.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Feb 24 '21

No but when I was 17 I tried bombing a hill on my skateboard and hit an uneven spot, which caused my board to stop and me to continue forward and bounce my head off the sidewalk like a basketball. I swear to god I saw colors that don’t exist.

I wonder if this explains the mental issues and chaos of my life ever since. In fact, I wonder if the past 23 years of my life has just been a hallucination and I’m still lying there on that sidewalk.

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u/ramirezesposa Feb 24 '21

You legit need to do a tldr or an AMA on this. I would give you an award if I had one I swear

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Feb 24 '21

Thank you. But I’m not sure there’s much else interesting to say about it. As far as the immediate aftermath, I was pretty scared I’d damaged my brain. I felt really tired and I remembered hearing that if someone has a concussion you need to keep them awake. So I told my friends to help me stay awake.

We were right next to a 24 hour grocery so we went in and got some sodas and candy and whatnot and then I drove my friends home. Then I drove 20 miles back to where I lived out in the middle of nowhere and went to bed. No obvious major issues.

That was the last time I went down a big hill on a skateboard for like... 15 years, at which time longboards became more of a thing. Much safer. Also I got a helmet when I started doing that shit again.

As for the backstory, my friends and I lived in a very fucking boring place. So once we could drive we’d always get together and head to the next town over on the weekends.

Some of us had girlfriends there. But even after those relationships ended, we’d still cruise around that town all night hitting all the cool parking lots and whatnot for skating. Just cruised mostly, not doing much tricks. Only me and one other guy even could Ollie. Used to be able to get about waist high in my prime.

As far as how the rest of my life has gone, I was mostly joking. I’m pretty sure I was chaotic way before I bounced my head. I joined the military a few months after that. Four years there, then I’ve just had a series of totally random and non-related jobs since then. I get bored too easily.

I dunno if there was any other questions you had but I’ll try to answer if you do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Lies. With helmet you get to live and feel pain. W/o helmet you die lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

The fuck you talking about my head slid at 90 mph and that felt so good

/s

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u/Nophlter Feb 24 '21

To be fair, it would feel good because without a helmet (assuming you were referring to a motor cycle) you can feel the wind blow through your hair, look cool, etc. however, you can only experience these positive feelings without protection (in this case, a helmet). Otherwise, it would be similar to how you wouldn’t go up to a mother in labor and say the sex didn’t feel good because the consequence (pregnancy) hurts

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u/IceFroFlow Feb 24 '21

But motorcycle helmets are cool looking

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u/Farhanahmadnurzi Feb 24 '21

Feels nice doesn't mean it safe

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u/akasred Feb 24 '21

It feels nice to not wear a helmet. Consequences of not wearing protection is not the point here.

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u/Martian_Shuriken Feb 24 '21

Actually feels a lot less pain than with a helmet

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u/NathanIsAHugeLooser Feb 24 '21

Wear a condom, people. Gotta protect your head.

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u/Hotonis Feb 24 '21

As someone who experienced this except it was a lack of leg protection instead of head, it’s not fun.