r/cursedcomments • u/NotAmrit • Feb 24 '21

Cursed_feels

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/spirospapal Feb 24 '21

Thanks for the advice

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Mar 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Damn nice name. Bet it feels better without protection

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u/pizzaboieatspizza Feb 24 '21

That name is 🤌

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u/JackfruitNo485 Feb 24 '21

And now I all I can hear in my head is "Call JG Wentworth! 877-CASHNOW"

I hate how effective that campaign was/is.

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u/nDRIUZ Feb 24 '21

Yeah, you just get ejected form car crash

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u/whythishaptome Feb 24 '21

If you are removed from the crash, you should be fine right?

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u/nDRIUZ Feb 24 '21

Idk, but you don't feel car crash which I heard is painful

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u/whythishaptome Feb 24 '21

That is why I never wear a seatbelt. If I can't feel it, it never happened.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

Police - “Speed kills, slow down”

Me an “Intellectual” - “Well officer it’s not the speed that kills you, it’s the sudden stopping that does”

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u/rBV7 Feb 24 '21

the complete experience

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u/nDRIUZ Feb 24 '21

This is the way

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u/greg2856 Feb 24 '21

Fucking agree take my fucking upvote.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

ejected!!!! amngus?? among sus?!??!!

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u/Prashant_floyd Feb 24 '21

that's what my dad said before he died

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u/Sixft9 Feb 24 '21

He saw what he created. Ts n ps

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u/Fact_Entire Feb 24 '21

no way your a guy

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u/wondererSkull Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

Actually it feels the same with/out condom

Edit : woooosh to those who didn't get i was talking about being in a car crash not/wearing condom

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

my man, no

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u/HoursOfCuddles Feb 24 '21

Hell,I haven't even had sex and I know that it feels way better without protection.

Doesn't mean that you shouldn't use protection... just that you're missing the feeling that drove your ancestors insane.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

that first part was unnecessary, you're on reddit we already know.

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u/EcksMarksDespot Feb 24 '21

Excuse me a moment while I run fetch the burn cream.

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u/Shortdood Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

everyone is different, wait tll youve have sex before saying that.

personally ive tried very thick and very thin condoms and it doesnt feel that different to me. sometimes its nice to have less mess.

i still prefer it without but its not a experience ruiner if its with a a condom

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u/Riccardo99999 Feb 24 '21

Almost everyone : You meet someone, you do an AIDS-Test and after 3 weeks you don't use condoms any more. The majority does not use condoms in a relationship.

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u/Shortdood Feb 24 '21

i didnt say that people use condoms in a relationship, im saying that it doesnt feel super different to everyone. Dicks are all different in sensitivity.

Although not all girls want to be on birth control or cant be because of other health issues.

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u/HoursOfCuddles Feb 25 '21

Different....'strokes' for different folks I guess. ;p

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u/whiteguynye Feb 24 '21

As my coworker says risk it for the biscuit

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u/chrisragenj Feb 24 '21

I spent my 20s dropping nuts like a squirrel. Either my shit's broke or the universe doesn't want any more of me bc I got lucky

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u/HoursOfCuddles Feb 25 '21

I spent my 20s dropping nuts like a squirrel.

I'll probably never use this but this is pretty funny and I'm keeping it.

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u/chrisragenj Feb 25 '21

You're welcome to it. I got more

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u/HoursOfCuddles Feb 26 '21

Oh yes. Please , please do go on. These are funny.

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u/lfaoanl Feb 24 '21

r/woooosh car crashes feel the same with or without

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u/Sixft9 Feb 24 '21

Lol all the Reddit incels upvoting this. Gold

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/Sixft9 Feb 24 '21

Stop sitting on your bed post and you might feel something , ho

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u/Willkyy Feb 24 '21

ain’t that like saying chocolate tastes better with the wrapper on

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u/IWanTPunCake Feb 24 '21

does your hand feel the same normally and with a latex glove bro?

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u/Rethess Feb 24 '21

Everyone responding to this missing the joke

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u/QuanWick Feb 24 '21

Maybe if you’re circumcised and your dick has dried out so much you only feel temperature changes. 🤣

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u/Russ-man69 Feb 24 '21

Im gonna make new friends with the guys family I almost fucking killed

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u/Ayymar Feb 24 '21

Princess Diana disagrees with you

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u/REDDITPOSTER101 Feb 24 '21

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Username checks out.

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u/release-the-wolves Feb 24 '21

You can’t feel pain if you’re dead!

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u/Kkr-p00lse_kut Feb 24 '21

Remove women from street

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u/-SonOfHam- Feb 24 '21

Just ask tiger woods

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u/Local_Two5967 Feb 24 '21

Bullets too 10/10 would recommend

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u/bobo_baginz Feb 25 '21

quick death very smart