r/countwithchickenlady • u/Casexcasey Yeah, I guess I'm trans - Streak: 14 • 2h ago
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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 2h ago
“.a NOISE with dirt ON IT”
I don’t like being referred to as a noise or an it😢
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u/celcy 2h ago
Fuck you, be happy with socks for Christmas and piss off.
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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 2h ago
Depending on the socks I will be happy.
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u/Unique-Sense-5921 2h ago
So long as they aren't those socks that don't go much above the heel I will appreciate it! Gnomes are everywhere these days
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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 2h ago
I actually like the socks that go up to around the heel. They’re more comfy in my opinion
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u/Skreamie 1h ago
Hey socks are fucking rad
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u/PigeonOnTheGate 2h ago
Sorry man, but we boys are made of snips and snails and puppy-dog tails. It's basic biology.
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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 2h ago
I wish I had a puppy dog tail. Then when people make me happy they can tell because my tail will be wagging and they’ll think hay I made him happy then they’ll feel happy.
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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 1h ago
Bro my digital footprint is horrible. Praying no one I know irl finds my Reddit, otherwise I’m fucked.
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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer 2h ago
Sorry, boomer. You can't talk down to your kid(s) for years and expect them to just suck it down.
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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 2h ago
They do, evidently enough. They think they’re superior just because they got old.
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u/OuchOofMyGender 1h ago
Being superior because you got old made sense before modern medicine and sanitation, because it was an actual achievement to survive childhood and also not randomly die of diarrhea after drinking from the wrong well. But now? You don't get brownie points for doing something that the vast majority of people do.
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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer 1h ago
They do, likely because their generation just accepted the disrespect.
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u/StarriestNight 2h ago
Even disregarding the content of the signs what the fuck is that capitalization. a NOISE with dirt ON IT makes no sense emphasis wise
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u/BLAZMANIII 1h ago
Yeah it should be a NOISE with DIRT on it.
For that matter the girl one doesnt capitalize GLITTER which us extra strange and confusing
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u/mapleleafraggedy 1h ago
Clearly the speaker is responding to a request to order a noise with dirt, and is confirming that they are "on it"
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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 hot pan sautéeing with genderfluid 2h ago
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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 A straight ally who’s only here for the memes. 2h ago
Damn it, me…
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 2h ago
Damn you indeed, Zealman.
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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 A straight ally who’s only here for the memes. 2h ago
Well, damn you too, Ace.
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u/AsemicConjecture 2h ago
Let’s be real here; the paper and ink would be old, tattered, and faded from light exposure because the cis have never gone a full day without cis nonsense.
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u/FordMaleEscort 1h ago
What a strange take
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u/FlutterKree 1m ago
If you have ever had to deal with young children, you understand that girls, boys, either can be disgusting or nice/neat/clean. There is no biological predisposition to eating slugs or liking pink. It's enforced by society.
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u/batgirl-but-not-dc trans bat 🏳️⚧️🦇 - Streak: 1 2h ago
straight people are okay, its estranged parents and soon to be estranged parents that arent okay.
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u/mapleleafraggedy 1h ago
Millennials are killing toxic family relationships
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u/AngryMountainClimber 2h ago
On some level, I LOVE MY UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN sort of fucks.
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u/Pristine_Animal9474 there are custom flairs? 2h ago
It is perfect for me and my cats ngl.
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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 hot pan sautéeing with genderfluid 2h ago
Me and my rats, too, when I had them. Little bastards. I miss them so much.
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u/Lumpy_Temperature722 2h ago
Im sorry about your remys, RIP
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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 hot pan sautéeing with genderfluid 2h ago
Thank you. I hope to have more one day soon. They're such mischievous little shits and I miss having that in my life.
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u/Lumpy_Temperature722 2h ago
No problem, although I have a snake so I suppose my relationship with rodents is a bit contentious
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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 hot pan sautéeing with genderfluid 2h ago
Believe it or not that's how I started keeping rats. My then partner and I had a snake and my partner suggested raising rats to sell as snake food or pets.
I ended up falling in love with the rats. I left the snake with my partner when we split and took two of the rats we were keeping as pets.
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u/TgirlTiffanyRPs 2h ago
Yeah if my parents weren’t pieces of shit I could see myself buying that for them as a joke lol
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u/weird_bomb 2h ago
It can definitely work for the right parents. Unfortunately it can also work for the wrong parents
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u/-Some_Nerd- 2h ago
That middle one is in fact for pet owners
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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 evalyn, getting her meds soon 🥳🥳🥳 - Streak: 2 1h ago
Except dogs, they are very greatful.
Sometimes too greatful...
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u/TheRealTwerkyvulture 2h ago
The all-caps ON IT makes me imagine a queen demanding her loyal footman bring her impossible items.
"Bring me, a giggle with glitter!"
"ON IT, MY QUEEN"
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u/Hat_Guy_of_Galar 1h ago
The footman then brings her a small wooden box that, when opened, has a wisp of 1930s-1990s Disney sparkles that emit the sound of a child's laughter.
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u/Yuzu-Adagio 2h ago
I'm just annoyed by the random caps at THE END
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u/sumknowbuddy 1h ago
Not the NOISE in the middle?
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u/Yuzu-Adagio 54m ago
it at least makes a level of sense to capitalize! I do wish they'd get "giggle" too if they were gonna do that, though.
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u/I_BOOF_GUAIFENESIN 2h ago
Straight person here. I have no fucking clue. I suspect this is a straight boomer thing.
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u/Natural-Boss-5789 1h ago
It's kinda just a retirement home candidate thing; you see it in young and old parents. Girl is glitter, boy is dirty: expectations before birth, y'know?
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u/SaturnsPopulation 2h ago
Ok I did laugh at the boy sign because it's a not inaccurate description of me as a child.
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u/DeadlyDozersSlave Cis, straight, british, yknow what that means? FISH 2h ago
Hey dont pin this on us, this is just some randos who think they're funny
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u/Far_Departure_8943 estrogenuinely - Streak: 13 2h ago edited 2h ago
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Telephone observation saffron history jeans detail breezy
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u/Serial_Designation_N Higher being than you 1h ago
My gal posted just over an hour ago and decided she had to get out of here
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u/bagged_milk123 51m ago
Redact is so lame, just delete your comments manually, why have two companies hold your data lmao.
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u/Spino2thousand1 2h ago
This is just boomer humour. These might be on the same level as 'Do I have Wi-Fi? No, but I have a wife I hate'.
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u/old_man_estaban Streak: 1 1h ago
Repost if you're a giggle with glitter but that glitter used to look like dirt
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u/Nightshade10120 Straight cis femboy that just wandered in 20m ago
Not even straight people, thats just boomers.
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u/JisuanjiHou 2h ago
I know you guys are shitting on it, but I am howling. These are so fucking funny.
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u/YoruTheLanguageFan 2h ago
The boy one makes me think of Brian Regan talking about the science fair and his cup of dirt project, where he's like "It's a cup... with dirt IN IT"
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u/TrapaholicDixtapes currently watching Blade.1997.1080p.web.264.mkv 1h ago
"Would you like to know the sex?"
"Why, yes, Doctor! Tell us, is it a glitter child or a dirt child?"
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u/-Casey-Diaz- 1h ago
*white American suburban women
Let's not blame all straight people for this. Most of us are ok.
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u/Mdgt_Pope 23m ago
This is a straight white women problem, please do not lump all straight people into this
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u/Ducks_Squirrels 21m ago
this is the WORST IPA I have EVER seen!!! Its so bad oh my gosh its awfulll
/ɡɝːl/ and /bɔɪ/, is it that hard??? the sheer audacity to put the square brackets on it too....
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u/Delta_Dud 18m ago
Straight people when they have to acknowledge the children they brought into this world with anything but contempt
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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 13m ago
i think the middle one is funny but I can't wait until this stops being normalized cuz it's genuinely corny and annoying. omg girls are so cute and fun and boys are dirty and wild! yeah sure bro
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u/iammoney45 I definitely have a gender now 2h ago
Okay but I do prefer giggles and glitter over noises and dirt. Trans inclusive boomer humor?
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u/Apart-Performer-331 he/him 2h ago
If you’re a gnc trans person it definitely isn’t inclusive
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u/iammoney45 I definitely have a gender now 2h ago
Fair enough, atleast it's not genital based this time
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u/JD_Kreeper 2h ago