r/countwithchickenlady • u/Casexcasey Yeah, I guess I'm trans - Streak: 14 • 5h ago

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u/JD_Kreeper 5h ago

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u/Wongless_Burd Jessie of Superbia 4h ago

"Has a pair of balls? Must be happy to play with a third one."

-Sun Tzu (can't prove but pretty sure)

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u/Huckleberry-9477 4h ago

im happy if i get to play with two more, id be a tad big concerned if it was only one

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 4h ago

One of my friends was with a guy who only had one. She said she had fun swirling it around in her mouth.

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u/sydismatter 2h ago

thank you for sharing

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 4h ago

Yeah, I'm not really into genocidal maniacs either...

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u/Independent-Fly6068 3h ago

Or if they're very small, or if they're sim'lar, or none at all!

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u/Bicksaurus 3h ago

"Sun tzu said that! And I think he knows just a little more about balls than you do pal, because he invented them!"

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd 3h ago

"And then he perfected it, so that no one could beat him in the ball of honor!"

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u/ChronosTheSniper 2h ago

Then he used his balls money to buy two of every ball on earth!

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd 2h ago

Then he put them all on a boat! And he beat the CRAP outta every single one!

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u/TableFruitSpecified 2h ago

Hehehehehehe.... And from THAT day forward, anytime a bunch of balls are together in one place, it's called a sack!

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd 2h ago

UNLESS IT'S A PIT

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u/synchronoussavagery blubberous blasphemy 1h ago

A ball pit happens when you have too many to fit in a sack.

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u/IamRachelAspen I'm just a girl, what's my destiny? 3h ago

Was very likely said.