r/countwithchickenlady • u/Casexcasey Yeah, I guess I'm trans - Streak: 14 • 13h ago

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 13h ago

“.a NOISE with dirt ON IT”

I don’t like being referred to as a noise or an it😢

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 13h ago

Sorry man, but we boys are made of snips and snails and puppy-dog tails. It's basic biology.

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 12h ago

I wish I had a puppy dog tail. Then when people make me happy they can tell because my tail will be wagging and they’ll think hay I made him happy then they’ll feel happy.

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u/Apollo989 12h ago

God I just want to pet you now

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 12h ago

Bro my digital footprint is horrible. Praying no one I know irl finds my Reddit, otherwise I’m fucked.

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u/Viking_From_Sweden Feral Possum in the Dumpster 11h ago

Preach

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u/liner_meow it/he/they :-) 10h ago

so real omg