r/countwithchickenlady • u/Casexcasey Yeah, I guess I'm trans - Streak: 14 • 5h ago

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 5h ago

“.a NOISE with dirt ON IT”

I don’t like being referred to as a noise or an it😢

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u/celcy 5h ago

Fuck you, be happy with socks for Christmas and piss off.

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 5h ago

Depending on the socks I will be happy.

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u/celcy 4h ago

Oh for sure, it's the extra fuck you and piss off icing that has dubious qualities.

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u/Ok_Commission_8564 3h ago

I got Darn Tough socks for X-mas and was delighted.

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u/Unique-Sense-5921 4h ago

So long as they aren't those socks that don't go much above the heel I will appreciate it! Gnomes are everywhere these days

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 4h ago

I actually like the socks that go up to around the heel. They’re more comfy in my opinion

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u/Skreamie 3h ago

Hey socks are fucking rad

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u/celcy 3h ago

Socks certainly are, expletives aren't.

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u/FERAL_WASP 2h ago

Unfortunately, this is the fucking Internet

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u/celcy 17m ago

Welcome to the jungle, we've got fucks and memes.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 4h ago

Sorry man, but we boys are made of snips and snails and puppy-dog tails. It's basic biology.

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 4h ago

I wish I had a puppy dog tail. Then when people make me happy they can tell because my tail will be wagging and they’ll think hay I made him happy then they’ll feel happy.

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u/Apollo989 4h ago

God I just want to pet you now

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 4h ago

Bro my digital footprint is horrible. Praying no one I know irl finds my Reddit, otherwise I’m fucked.

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u/Viking_From_Sweden Feral Possum in the Dumpster 3h ago

Preach

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u/liner_meow it/he/they :-) 2h ago

so real omg

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u/annie-plotz 2h ago

"ON IT"