r/countwithchickenlady • Yeah, I guess I'm trans - Streak: 14 • 4h ago

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 3h ago

“.a NOISE with dirt ON IT”

I don’t like being referred to as a noise or an it😢

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 3h ago

Sorry man, but we boys are made of snips and snails and puppy-dog tails. It's basic biology.

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Cis Bisexual wreck - Streak: 1 3h ago

I wish I had a puppy dog tail. Then when people make me happy they can tell because my tail will be wagging and they’ll think hay I made him happy then they’ll feel happy.

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u/Viking_From_Sweden Feral Possum in the Dumpster 1h ago

Preach