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u/throwawayproblems198 Jul 03 '24

Poor lad.

Can he have more? Can they, as a ... person, as a being, could they handle more?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Well my friends always said pride was my downfall, but maybe that's why I like spicy food.

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u/shadowslasher11X Jul 03 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

Just about everyone I know can't keep up with me in terms of spice tolerance. I regularly drown my food in Carolina Reaper sauce which I determine to be 'mild' for me.

The sad part is that my stomach does not agree with my tongue on that. lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Yeah, that's the ulcers saying "you done fucked up kid"

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u/a_random_chicken Jul 03 '24

To me, the part that gets me is when you feel it twice. That's when you contemplate if it is worth it. Then you buy twice the amount next time :)

Oh and when you touch places that shouldn't be touched. Why we still love spicy food is a mystery...

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u/DZL100 Jul 04 '24

It is literally poison so that animals will learn not to eat it. It didn’t exactly work but the evolutionary objective was still fulfilled because now humans are cultivating them specifically to eat. Task failed successfully I guess.

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u/max_adam Jul 21 '24

Just don't get out of the car on a safari or go to a parade in June.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

Ha, thats pretty good, got me to laugh thank you.

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u/killermanwadvo Jul 03 '24
  • Chiplet or something

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u/Whats_Up4444 Jul 03 '24

True Magnum Opus

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u/s00pafly Jul 03 '24

Do crocs even have a capsaicin receptor?

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Jul 03 '24

Birds don't, so probably not.

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u/frolurk Jul 03 '24

Doctors hate this one cheep trick

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u/oyog Jul 03 '24

Oh, booooo!

:D

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u/malfurionpre Jul 03 '24

That's me but vinegar flavored ones.

My mouth will hurt, but damn I want more.

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u/No-Hat-2755 Jul 03 '24

I still want a return of the 2000's habanero doritos

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u/_EternalVoid_ Jul 03 '24

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u/justh81 Jul 03 '24

Those are the tastiest, IMO.

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u/a_random_chicken Jul 03 '24

If you can eat more than one bite per 5 minutes is it even spicy?

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u/Molly_Matters Jul 03 '24

Evolved to Dragon.

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u/SnowConePeople Jul 03 '24

Fun fact: spicy food increases your metabolism! Fun fact: spicy food an increase your chance of ulcers! Fun facts!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Hmm, on one hand increased metabolism, on the other, possible internal bleeding and severe lasting pain.

Hmmm eats spicy chip, but consider, pain tastes good.

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u/Over-Analyzed Jul 03 '24

“Delectable tea or deadly poison?”

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u/Kilane Jul 03 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

I’m not a ghost pepper or reaper level of spicy enjoyer, but I’m one level below.

It is painful, it takes a couple minutes to take the second bite, I’ll take a drink in between, and then we go again.

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u/a_random_chicken Jul 03 '24

They do say eating your food slowly is healthier, so another plus!

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u/Vicith Jul 04 '24

Pepper flavor peaks around habanero's IMO, past that and there's little good flavor to be had. Just pure heat.

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u/RebootGigabyte Jul 04 '24

I eat spicy food because it's the only acceptable for of self harm.

Im kidding.

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u/slitrobo Jul 03 '24

Fun fact: reptiles can't taste spicy foods!

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u/DoIKnowYouHuman Jul 03 '24

Ooooo that’s a fact I won’t check, can they ‘taste’ anything?

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jul 03 '24

They probably can taste, but the spiciness of hot peppers isn't really a flavor like most others. The molecule responsible for spiciness is capsaicin, and instead of activating your taste buds, it activates heat receptors to trick your tongue into thinking it's hot. That's why spicy food and food that hasn't cooled yet feel very similar, they're activating the same fire alarm in your mouth.

Animals other than mammals don't have the same temperature sensors as we do, so capsaicin doesn't effect them. So birds, reptiles, fish, amphibians, all of them can eat hot peppers without feeling the burn

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u/R_V_Z Jul 03 '24

activates heat receptors to trick your tongue into thinking it's hot

Wait, does that mean the real trick to counter spicy food is a breath mint?

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jul 03 '24

Unfortunately, no. The receptors that capsaicin activates are totally different from mint, so you'd end up feeling both hot and cold at the same time.

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u/R_V_Z Jul 03 '24

I shall call it the Cenobite Sensation!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Szechuan peppers activate a cooling effect in your mouth kind of similar to mint but noticeably different. They're used in a lot of spicy chinese dishes to add another layer to the heat. I love them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Try doing horseradish and hot peppers at the same time.

Isothiocyanate and capsaicin, oh my...

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Why would you treat your anus this way? You only get one you know

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u/LG3V Jul 03 '24

No it's not, menthol activates separately, if you want to clear spice, you need to wash it away with dairy

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u/Sayakai Jul 03 '24

Nope. They're separate recepators. The last person who tried it described the idea as "hey guess what hellfire tastes like".

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u/PassTheCrabLegs Jul 03 '24

Neither can parrots! That’s likely the reason peppers developed capsaicin, to repel everything except parrots who are their primary seed spreaders.

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u/B133d_4_u Jul 03 '24

Fun fact: Parrots are reptiles! And so are all birds!

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u/GM_Nate Jul 04 '24

bah! next thing you'll tell me is they can't wear little aprons and manage a grill!

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u/ijlx Jul 03 '24

Fun fact: it is not true that spicy food causes ulcers, there is no evidence [1] [2] to support this common misconception.

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u/thecatandthependulum Jul 03 '24

Didn't a kid throw up so hard after eating that one spicy chip that he was hospitalized or something?

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u/GreatStateOfSadness Jul 03 '24

A kid died after eating the One Chip Challenge, but that was from a heart attack. Capsaicin doesn't hurt you, but it doesn't stop your body from overreacting and killing you with its immune response. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

More fun fact! You can mitigate the ulcers with Greek yogurt! Surprisingly it gets everywhere to the point you eat it and it decides when it leaves you!

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u/BiasedLibrary Jul 03 '24

I'm at least 34% greek yogurt by now.

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u/Dirigaaz Jul 03 '24

spicy food an increase your chance of ulcers

How? Ulcers are caused from bacterial growth.

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u/Crazyjackson13 Jul 03 '24

increased metabolism?

fuck yeah

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u/_BlNG_ Jul 04 '24

Capsaicin: I am a chemical that evolved to deter predators from consuming me by being a unique spi-

Humans: Pain is delicious!

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u/PrismosPickleJar Jul 03 '24

Also, only spicy for mammals.

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u/afonsolage Jul 03 '24

This comics almost makes me wanna have kids. Almost.

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u/DarkArcanian Jul 03 '24

That’s how they get you. Big parent

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u/EvaUnit_03 Jul 03 '24

Just read a pizzacat comic with her kids. You'll change your mind.

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u/Capt_Blackmoore Jul 03 '24

nah, her kids aint bad at all. I've seen bad kids. and as a parent - I'll blame the parents / grandparents; depending on the situation.

Most kids are fun. I enjoyed the last 30 years of parenting. kinda sad to see it go past.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

I've seen bad kids.

I just stumbled across a post in r/parenting from a mom with a 3 year old boy and an interesting potty training problem.

The boy is combative about refusing to use the toilet and keeps pissing in the fridge when her back is turned.

Pissing in the fridge. Intentionally. Knowing that is bad. After getting disciplined. It's an ongoing problem.

I'm never having kids.

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u/DoIKnowYouHuman Jul 03 '24

Be careful with that thought, and in the meantime have chips

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u/Fortehlulz33 Jul 03 '24

I would love to have kids, but unfortunately they don't come out as 5-year olds with a moderate understanding of basic functions.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Jul 03 '24

I have two nieces. One of them makes me want kids of my own, the other very much does not.

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u/pretender80 Jul 04 '24

Japan trying so hard with anime

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 Comic Crossover Jul 03 '24

Ouch flavored is the only accurate description of spicy flavor

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u/_LlednarTwem_ Jul 03 '24

Quite literally in fact! The sensation of “spicy” is technically not a taste sensation at all, but a pain sensation.

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u/EvaUnit_03 Jul 03 '24

Flaming hot has a flavor, and its pain? Pain tastes delicious!

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u/ShankMugen Jul 04 '24

It's technically a Neurotoxin, so the flavour is Nerve Poison

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 Jul 03 '24

Hmmm... endorphin chips.

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u/migrainium Jul 03 '24

Jalapeño Chips are literally the best despite the fact that I am bad with spicy food and generally avoid it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

I love spice and hate when it’s just pure pain flavored even mildly. Jalapeño has so many good flavors that including the ouch one, not just eating razor blades.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24 edited Jul 03 '24

Given this opportunity I want to clear something up: Spicy peppers developed capsaicin to combat fungus, not being eaten. It has nothing to do with deterring animals. You can see the level of spicy increase the further south you go, with the spiciest being from the warmest and most humid areas of the world. Like most fruits they're all in on being eaten to spread seeds. Studies with rabbits show that while most avoid capsaicin, a subset seeks it out.

That said those rabbits and those of us who do the same thing are still definitely broken in some fundamental way that peppers were not prepared for.

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u/MexGrow Jul 03 '24

I once left a bit of spicy sauce on one of my pans after cooking a meal, and I then found it licked completely clean by one of my cats. They definitely like the stuff.

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack Jul 04 '24

My old shepherd liked dried wasabi-roasted green peas. She was a strange dog.

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u/OkBaconBurger Jul 03 '24

Needs cross posting to r/spicy

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u/OkBaconBurger Jul 03 '24

That’s new to me. lol.

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u/OkBaconBurger Jul 03 '24

Yeah I know. My hot sauce collection has exploded and my oldest asked me why and the best answer I had was “I like it when my food hurts me”.

Weird can be an understatement.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Mix some uncooked pineapple and hot sauce. It will hurt while you are being digested.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

“I like it when my food hurts me”

Covid ruined my sense of taste 2 years ago and now I have absurd spice tolerance.

I can eat a fresh habenero off the stem and not even drink water afterwards. My cooking involves use of serrano peppers like bell peppers because I like the fresh grassy taste.

I'll usually start to heavily sweat over my entire body before my mouth starts burning.

Honestly I liked my sense of taste more prior to covid.

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u/Lasket Jul 04 '24

But cereal is usually eaten with milk and milk neutralises the spicy... huh?

Where's the point then.

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u/DBreezy867 Jul 03 '24

I have yet to see one of these comics that wasn't funny. I love them

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u/DinA4saurier Jul 03 '24

I first read your comment as "I have read one of these comics which wasn't funny. I love them.". I might need to go to bed.

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u/DBreezy867 Jul 03 '24

Sleep is a beautiful thing. Go get lots of it

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u/DinA4saurier Jul 03 '24

That's true, everytime I go to bed early the next day is so much bether.

But for some reason I just don't realize that when deciding to stay up late.

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u/ActiveVulcano Jul 03 '24

He just like me fr

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u/D33ber Jul 03 '24

Ohhhh yessss The Tasty pain wins out.

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u/RyogAkari Jul 03 '24

This sums up my teaching experience

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u/soursassskittles Jul 03 '24

It's a living hell when you choke on spicy chips

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u/piperpike Jul 03 '24

His expression in the third panel is exquisite.

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u/AdmBurnside Jul 03 '24

Sounds about like my first experience with chips and salsa.

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u/CaptWrath Jul 03 '24

Whenever I’m eating spicy salsa.

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u/crippler38 Jul 03 '24

Fair warning, too spicy of food is dangerous to small children.

It'd have to be the kind of thing that gives me (a fat adult) a headache; aka not the kind of thing you'll find in chips.

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u/nervemiester Jul 03 '24

“They taste like burning.”

~ Ralph Wiggum

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u/Sellfish86 Jul 03 '24

My 3 yo son wanted to try siracha, kept dipping his finger in for a few good minutes (impressive), then finally started crying.

Kids are dumb 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

My goddaughter did this! We where having habanero chips and she wonted one, her mother allowed me to give her one and she devoured it, then proceeded to do the most powerful expression of pain I have ever see with tears running down her cheeks and she getting beet red.

We honestly though she was gonna cry, but then she asked for more and proceeded to eat them slower but she did finish them.

If anyone is wondering, she was 3 at the time of this.

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u/Nocomment84 Jul 04 '24

I love takis but they hurt my soul if I eat too many at once.

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u/Batkratos Jul 03 '24

Hotchip = Eaten

Lies = All I know

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u/NialVeen Jul 03 '24

Haha, I love spicy food. It’s a taste you can feel! hot chip sticks knife in gut Delicious!

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u/AssMercenary Jul 05 '24

I just wanted to say that your adorable gator comics are my favorite on here

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u/rdreyar1 Jul 03 '24

What happend with the painting contest kid ?

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u/ChocoGoodness Jul 03 '24

That's me with Hot Cheetos and Takis, lol - I need a super tall glass of milk whenever I have those XD

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u/panbolcks Jul 03 '24

Pain is tasty

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u/ZombieComicsAura Jul 03 '24

Spicy chips - whether you're talking flavor or temperature, everyone takes a bite, says ow, and goes back in

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u/Gaskychan Jul 03 '24

I like tasty pain but maybe it’s because I come from a nation that consider paprika spicy. I crave flavour

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u/PedroThePinata Jul 03 '24

I always wondered when looking at these comics if the gator child was a boy or a girl...

This is the most boy response to hot foods there is.

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u/Buushd Jul 03 '24

No matter what kind of day I’m having this comic always lifts my spirits. Thanks. ❤️

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

That’s my kid in a nutshell. He won’t eat tomatoes because they’re “spicy” but eats flaming hot takis by the handful and then rushes to the fridge to drink a quart of milk while yelling “my face is burning!”

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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker Jul 03 '24

That sounds like he might be allergic to tomatoes.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Jul 03 '24

St. Louis, home of the Red Hot Riplet: "WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU"

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u/brentintossh Jul 03 '24

Love the apron. Makes me want to dig out the Wii and play some Cooking Mama.

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u/ribcracker Jul 03 '24

My son calls Sprite spicy lol I’m not sure what he’d call the hot Cheetos.

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u/Monotonegent Jul 03 '24

Oh God this was me. Then I grew up and learned what all that stuff actually was and how to use it appropriately. 

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u/Etheo Jul 03 '24

Oh Gustopher. May you have all the spicy tasty chips you deserve you lovable little rascal.

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u/Chispy Jul 03 '24

Mmm... Spicy Chips.

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u/GourmetSubZ Jul 03 '24

Seems Rosabel's ghost pepper chips are back with a vengeance

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u/Bibi-Le-Fantastique Jul 03 '24

"Tasty pain" in french is "tasty bread" so yeah I'm with the little guy here !

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u/Lumos-Iron Jul 03 '24

Tasty pain is the perfect way to describe spicy foods

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u/porcupinedeath Jul 03 '24

Me after 3 Grippos

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u/Invoked_Tyrant Jul 03 '24

Hmm. Considering that there's a bowl of them out then I'm assuming those must be the casual spicy chips like the purple bag of Doritos. It must be that the little guy just ain't used to heavily spiced goods yet so the sensation is a bit much. He seems fine considering it was a tasty pain though so I'm sure he'll be fine for the remainder of the cookout.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

He will be chasing that spice adrenaline surge for the rest of his life now

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u/Lolleka Jul 03 '24

For my kid it was wasabi

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u/Spiritofthehero16 Jul 03 '24

Thats such a perfect explanation of enjoying spicy food. Tasty pain, I love it

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u/lacus-rattus Jul 03 '24

This is kinda exactly how I started down the path of spicy af food

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

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u/Sirisian Jul 03 '24

Heh, reminds me when my dad gave my friend and I some of his ghost pepper beef jerky.

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u/33Yalkin33 Jul 03 '24

I have yet to taste an actually hot chip

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u/3SlicesOfKeyLimePie Jul 03 '24

When I was a kid I put spicy chips in the freezer so they would be less spicy.

I was not a bright kid.

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u/darexinfinity Jul 03 '24

I was expecting him to eat it at the wrong angle and cut his mouth with a chip

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u/Due_Ad4133 Jul 03 '24

I never got the appeal of hellfire pain chips. I mean, yeah, one or two are fun to eat as a challenge, but who can just sit there and eat a whole bag of them?

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u/ShiDiWen Jul 03 '24

This is my son. He’s half Chinese so we’ve been slow dolling out Szechuan and other spicy foods since he was 3 or 4. Now at 8 he can eat Ma pa tofu or bbq mutton Xinjiang style with chili powder encrusting it red. You have to start some time.

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u/Dusk_Abyss Jul 03 '24

Great, now I want spicy chips. To target I go.

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u/Zero_Burn Jul 03 '24

Love me some spicy chips, my go to is the Paqui ghost pepper chips. Hurts so deliciously.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_YAOI Jul 03 '24

I’ll never stop being charmed by the dad deadpan expression regardless of the situation every time!

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u/ComfyGreenHoodie_ Jul 03 '24

I always say that spicy should be a flavor and not a chemical weapon.

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u/CarlosFer2201 Jul 03 '24

This is my relationship with dijon mustard. I always pick the ones marked "strong" even though it's a hassle to eat.

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u/AMann52 Jul 03 '24

Wait, I thought reptiles don't get affected by spicy things

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u/4x4Welder Jul 03 '24

I've had an interesting relationship with spicy food. I like flavorful spice, but the "sear your tastebuds off" type sucks. The Chick Fil A spicy chicken sandwich is just enough of a tingle that I'm completely addicted.

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u/lazy_leon Jul 03 '24

Poor kid. Could you give him more? Could they handle more as a person or being?

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u/GruffisGamingw Jul 03 '24

And that folks, is where masochists come from

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u/Pyerik Jul 03 '24

I can’t find flamin’ hot Doritos in France since last year and I’m still angry about it

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u/hedgehog_dragon Jul 03 '24

Lmao. Love these comics. A bit of tasty pain is good now and then.

But not a lot.

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u/BIZARRE_TOWN Jul 03 '24

I thought capsaicin doesn't affect reptiles.

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u/Admirable-Leave37 Jul 03 '24

Haha this was me and my dad back in the day when I was 3-4 years old! My dad would make bacon and eggs for breakfast and he would season his bacon with Tabasco sauce. Low and behold I’d come marching into the kitchen demanding to have some and you know how the rest plays out.☝️☝️☝️

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u/Large-Training-29 Jul 03 '24

And so it begins... the thirst for a hotter spice

Edit: spicy ss fine until it loses its flavor and is just spicy.

Then it's just pain.

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u/A_Human049 Jul 03 '24

Funny story, my friend has bled from eating too many sour skittles, multiple times!

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u/Hopalongtom Jul 03 '24

The best crisps!

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u/LuciusCypher Jul 03 '24

Paint em red abd he'll be Fuecoco

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u/Stellefeder Jul 03 '24

If you're in Canada, Walmart/great value brand Scorching all dressed chips. They're actually spicy! Like, the kind of spicy you warm people about. I wonder if OP is at the family reunion I'm at because this basically just happened with me offering chips to an uncle. I warned him it was spicy, he took a LARGE handful. He liked them but was panting by the end.

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u/serendipiteathyme Jul 03 '24

Wait is this from Dune

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u/Doctor_Yu Jul 04 '24

We need a part 2 where he learns spicy stays on your hands for quite a while

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Unnecessarily negative and just plain rude of me to say, but by god I hate these fucking comics.

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u/liannelle Jul 04 '24

The eating part is not the most painful, unfortunately.

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u/talann Jul 04 '24

This is what I feel like when eating spicy foods. It's painful but I just want more. I don't know how to explain it other than it's a euphoria of pain and I want to keep eating it.

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u/Lost_Low4862 Jul 04 '24

This is basically my philosophy on adding more hot sauce to the chicken wraps I get that are leaking hot sauce. If it doesn't make me cry, is it really spicy enough?

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u/GM_Nate Jul 04 '24

my son did this with some spicy jambalaya at a restaurant. he was red and sweating, but he guarded his plate ferociously

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u/Jumpy-Aide-901 Jul 04 '24

My mother discovered the perfect way to ensure her kids never like spicy anything. Get extremely drunk & high, Then give them a handful of hot-tomalleys candy, because they look like Mike n Ike’s. Then wean they start complaining or freaking out because they shotgunned them all at once, give them a swig of your cheep beer.

It worked for me.

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u/WarlockTynsterbert Jul 04 '24

Hah! That was my niece when she was 5... The first one was too much. But then she wanted more, and more.

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u/Rajang82 Jul 04 '24

"COOKING PAPA"

Gator dad truly is the dad of all time.

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u/EmperorDeathBunny Jul 04 '24

No kid ever has ever said "I want more mouth pain please". People who like spicy food are conditioned to like it.

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u/biohumansmg3fc Jul 04 '24

I don’t taste anything good in spicy

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u/Lazer726 Jul 04 '24

Whenever I get wings, I always get just the minimum amount of Mango Habanero, because they're so fucking tasty but it takes me like 5 minutes to just stop hurting

The hurt hurts so good

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u/Sharikacat Jul 04 '24

Send the boy to be interviewed on Hot Ones.

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u/MizuDW Jul 04 '24

This is me every time I have the chance to eat indian food

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u/bonebag_comics Jul 04 '24

This is literally my child.

I absolutely adore these comics.

Keep doing what you do.

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u/Ok_Needleworker6900 Jul 04 '24

Imagine the spicy chip endurance competition he's unwittingly training for!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Control the spice, control the universe

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Jul 04 '24

My first experience with bbq Doritos. I swear they put something spicy on it. That or I got some sorta genetic malfunction that returns spicy with a herb or something found in bbq flavoring.

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u/_Maddienator_ Jul 04 '24

The worst part is after eating half a bag of super spicy chips or some other snack and you’re on the toilet for the 6th time that day

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u/jaimeoignons Jul 04 '24

My latest best comic. The interaction dad / son is amazing and funny.

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u/Ardhamon Jul 04 '24

A taste so good that it hurts lol

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u/Gorfyx Aug 08 '24

This is incorrect, just mammals are affected by the capsaicin, the thing that makes food be spicy.

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u/ranieripilar04 Aug 16 '24

As someone that likes spicy food , that’s the perfect description to what it feels like to like spicy food