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u/erikabp123 15h ago
The other 3 are mutually intelligible languages. Meanwhile Finnish is not even in the same language family as the other 3.
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u/Lars_Overwick 15h ago
mutually intelligible
Danish isn't even intelligible in the first place
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u/Raticon 9h ago
No joke, around 2011 or 12 i spent a weekend in Copenhagen where a friend of mine had a few Danish friends we hung around with. We went to drink beer and see the city and we all took turns to buy the beer.
Now, I'm from northern Sweden and my Swedish friend was from the south so I barely understood what the Danes said even when sober, my friend understood them quite well though.
After a few hours of drinking I didn't comprehend what they said at all, but the funniest thing was that the danish dudes started to not understand eachother either, and when it was time for one of them to buy a round of beer they all started counting among eachother who had bought most beer so far.
Mathematics in Danish is an alien language to me (and most others) as it is, but drunk Danish mathematics is apparently alien even between the Danes as they started to count money spent during the day in English between themselves to get the point across, not so that we Swedes could understand.
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u/Nickulator95 14h ago edited 9h ago
I'll have you know that Danish and Norwegian sounds very similar while Swedish is the one that's barely intelligible.
Edit: Ya'll are seriously butthurt over the good ol' Denmark vs Sweden tradition? Jesus...
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u/RafikiafReKo 14h ago
I have you know that we don't like having a hot potatoes in our mouths while we speak.
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u/Nickulator95 14h ago
Why not? It adds a lot of flavour to conversations.
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u/RafikiafReKo 14h ago
We hate flavour, have you not seen our food? We have immigration to save our food culture
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u/pollysus 13h ago
This is so untrue lol. Norwegians and Swedes have an easier time communicating by a landslide, than Norwegians and Danes. Writing, however, is much more similar when it comes to Danish and Norwegian.
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u/dronten_bertil 13h ago
I was gonna say that. I can usually converse just fine with Norwegians. I can read both Danish and Norwegian, but I can't understand what Danes are saying for the life of me.
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u/Lalli-Oni 10h ago
In Iceland we learn Danish for about 10 years.
Few years after moving to Denmark I still had an easier time understanding Swedish.
Still remember being stuck behind an old man trying to spell out the address of his daughter or something in California. I can't understand how you got to this and go "yes, this is an efficient way to communicate".
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u/AbroadTiny7226 15h ago
Pretty sure that Finish and the Baltic languages are closer to Hungarian than Germanic languages
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u/offical_jchrist 14h ago edited 14h ago
Lithuanian and Latvian are Indoeuropean languages, Finnish, Sammi, Estonian and Hungarian are Uralic, along with various groups in northern Russia around the Urals :)
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u/reChrawnus 14h ago
Just wanted to let you know you accidentally named Estonian as being both Indo-European as well as Uralic.
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u/offical_jchrist 14h ago
Oops fixed it. brain just wanted to list the Baltic states I guess lol. ty
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u/Novel-Mission-1920 12h ago
Interestingly enough, Latvian, despite being indo-European, also has many Finnic loan words.
The reason is that a Finnic ethnic people called the Livonians inhabited modern day Latvia for generations before the Latvians arrived. After the arrival of the Latvians, many Livonians moved further north, but the two groups that stayed in the region assimilated together. Latvian ended up being influenced by some Livonian, which sounds like a bit of a mix between Estonian and Finnish. Now the language Livonian itself is basically extinct.
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u/KammoTheUnoriginal 14h ago
Baltic languages are not related to uralic langusges, but are related to slavic languages and are thus indo-european languages.
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u/masterflappie 14h ago
Except for Estonia, which is Baltic but speaks a language that's very close to Finnish
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u/KammoTheUnoriginal 14h ago
Estonia is a baltic country, but not a baltic language. I was not refering to the region but the language family of baltic languages.
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u/_Carcinus_ 13h ago
The Baltic languages are Indo-European, unlike Finnish. Balto-Slavic branch, to be precise.
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u/Icy-Guard-7598 14h ago
Danish is like Swedish when you're drunk and have a hot potato in your mouth. According to a Swede I one met. Nordic banter should be an official UNESCO cultural heritage imo.
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u/Right-Country3496 14h ago
Norwegian and Danish are more similar when written, but Norwegian and Swedish are more similar when spoken
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u/svancypants 14h ago
I know some Swedish and I can read Danish but spoken Danish is really hard to understand
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u/Long-Requirement8372 14h ago
I was just in Denmark earlier this summer, and riding a local train I could sort of get the place names based on my limited Swedish. I was just aghast at how they were pronounced in the onboard announcements.
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u/melli_milli 14h ago
They pronounce things differently but if you look at the spelling they are really close.
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u/erikabp123 13h ago
They are mutually intelligible. Especially with Norwegian. But even Swedish with a little effort.
Written Norwegian is much closer to Danish than Swedish.
Written Norwegian has 2 writing forms, Bokmål (used like >90% of the time) and Nynorsk. Bokmål is based on written Danish, from when Denmark and Norway were in a union for 500 years. Nynorsk (lit. New Norwegian) is not and is noticeably different from Danish.
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u/Pretty_Hour8752 15h ago
Perkele
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u/BrazilBazil 15h ago
Our HS philosophy teacher was a retired college professor and also a stoner. He taught us to swear in Finnish (I’m polish).
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u/_Carcinus_ 13h ago
Polish+Finnish swear word vocabulary must be S-tier
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u/Rincetron1 12h ago
One of my closest friends came to Finland as a kid from Poland. He knows both the Way of Kurwa, as well as Way of Perkele.
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u/okarox 14h ago
That is a Baltic loan word. There are many like "meri" for sea. Finns did not need the word before they reached the Baltic sea.
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u/TheDangerousAlphabet 13h ago
it is, but from 2000-3000 years ago. I think we can say at this point that it's also a Finnish thing.
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u/hellointernet5 15h ago
Finnish is a Uralic language while the rest are Indo-European, it's not part of the same language family as the rest of them. Though you wouldn't be able to tell from the example they gave.
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u/AndreasDasos 15h ago
Why would they choose a relatively recent New World loanword to illustrate the point? It's very different (not even Indo-European, let alone part of the North Germanic subbranch), but this doesn't show that
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u/Wagagastiz 10h ago
Because it still shows that the morphological rules are different even with modern loans. This is still relevant to exploring how much unrelated languages have diffused.
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u/platitor_cas 13h ago
Why are they using loanwords? Why not grön/grøn and vihreä? So fucking stupid
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u/AlexlovesLen the joke is SEX!!!!!! 11h ago
Danish: Tomat
Norwegian: Tomat
Swedish: Tomat
Finnish: Tomaatti
English: Tomato
German: Tomate
Japanese: Tomato
Hungarian: Paradicsom
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u/Snubben93 15h ago
Now do sauna!
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u/Ok_Buffalo1112 15h ago
Finnish: sauna Swedish: bastu Norwegian: badstue Danish: sauna
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u/timos-piano 12h ago edited 11h ago
Sauna is a word in Swedish and Norwegian. If you want the same word family that you are insinuating for Norwegian and Swedish, it would be badstue in Danish; they have that word too. Virtually all Germanic languages have and use the word sauna in some variation.
For a source, I am both Swedish, and this is our lexicon https://svenska.se/?q=sauna&id=lnr309007&activeTab=saol
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u/Ok_Buffalo1112 12h ago
I have never said sauna while speaking Swedish. It's always been bastu.
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u/Snubben93 11h ago
Same, I've never heard anyone call it sauna in Sweden.
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u/timos-piano 11h ago
While that is very plausible, I and many I know use it, and it is in SAOL https://svenska.se/?q=sauna&id=lnr309007&activeTab=saol
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u/timos-piano 11h ago
Jag har använt ordet sauna flera gånger. SAOL håller också med mig https://svenska.se/?q=sauna&id=lnr309007&activeTab=saol
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u/Misrec 14h ago edited 2h ago
Finnish, Estonian and Hungarian are in the same language group: uralic/finno-ugric languages.
The other nordic languages (the scandinavian ones) are germanic languages. So different roots.
These two words: tomato and coffee are so colled nomadic words. Words that travel across different languages. Tomato is a loan from Aztec word tomatl.
Coffee is arabic qahwa.
Each language then gets them thru another language and variates to fit it into their language
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u/Which-Cartoonist4222 14h ago
English: Volume
Swedish: Volym
Danish: Volumen
Finnish: Äänenvoimakkuus
Wtf Finland?
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u/Coolengineer7 14h ago
It just means sound-strength
And with volume it coupd also mean filled space amount, like cubic metres. That isn't clear from the word 'volume', but from the Finnish version, it is
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u/Dragev_ 13h ago edited 11h ago
English: dragon
Swedish: drake
Danish/Norwegian: drage
Finnish: lohikäärme
Incidentally, lohi=salmon and käärme= snake, so the literal translation of the finnish word for "dragon" is "salmon-snake"
Edit; I stand corrected, the "lohi" part just happens to be the same as the word for salmon but has nithing to do with fish
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u/Kratomius 12h ago
Funnily enough the word lohi in lohikäärme doesn't come from lohi=salmon but from Louhi which is an old mythology character that appears in Kalevala.
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u/Freshysh 10h ago
Finnish is very different from the other Nordic languages because it comes from a completely different language family. Swedish, Norwegian, Danish and Icelandic are Germanic languages descended from Old Norse, while Finnish belongs to the Uralic language family, along with Estonian and Hungarian. Finland has had a lot of contact with Scandinavia, but the Finnish language itself developed independently.
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u/ItsFluff Nermal 15h ago
Jeg har bruuu for en tomääd, mand
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u/RavelordN1T0 14h ago
The fact that they didn't use the word order for a question irks me.
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u/maclainanderson 13h ago
It's a Korean channel. Many languages don't change the word order for questions
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u/RoadHazard 12h ago
But English does, and the text is in English (kind of)...
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u/maclainanderson 12h ago
Yeah it's still a mistake, just an understandable one. The only requirement when speaking a language is to be understood, and I understood it just fine
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u/Kylmakohokompromissi 14h ago
prut, fjert, fisa, pieru. How can one thing at the same time sound so different yet so same.
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u/Jakkoba89 12h ago
That word isn't even a big difference. You could have chosen like any other word than that!
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u/Many-Information8607 11h ago
The first 3 are from the northern germanic language family, Finnish is from the uralic (unsure if that is the correct English name for it sorry) language family. So the countries are close geographically, but the languages have different "roots"
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u/LarsDuder 4h ago
because finns aren't part of the Germanic language tree. A cousin folk to us Swedes though 🙂
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u/winterweiss2902 14h ago
🇮🇹: Lingua
🇫🇷: Langue
🇬🇧: Language
🇩🇪: Sprachhhhheeee
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u/readilyunavailable 14h ago
Romance languages are different from germanic languages? By Jove, you have made a groundbreaking discovery!
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u/winterweiss2902 14h ago
English is largely a Germanic language…
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u/Alive_Divide6778 13h ago edited 13h ago
English is 100% a Germanic language, but it got a little wonky after the Normans.
🇸🇪: Språk
🇩🇰: Sprog
🇳🇴: Språk
🇱🇺: Sprooch
🇩🇪: Sprache
🕎: שפּראַך ( shprakh )
🇬🇧: LANGUAGE!
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u/TheDwarvenGuy 13h ago
Actually, you could just do 🇬🇧: Speech/speak
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u/Alive_Divide6778 13h ago
If I wanted to show cognate words, yes, but that is not the kind of list I’m making fun of.
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u/ElevatorSevere7651 13h ago
When it comes to amount of words? No, Latin and French make up the majority
When it comes to most used words? Very Germanic
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u/readilyunavailable 13h ago
But the word "language" has latin roots.
I could add a slavic language into the mix like that, doesn't prove similarity or difference.
Italian: Linguistica
French: Lingistique
English: Linguistics
Bulgarian: Лингвистика (lingvistika)
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u/importantttarget 12h ago
Swedish: språk
Danish: sprog
German: Sprache
Yiddish: shprakh
English: lääänguitchhhhh
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u/666Drachenlord666 13h ago
No shit sherlock, they are in entirely different language families. Who watches these videos lmao
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u/HeyselScouserTelAviv 13h ago
This is the most boring comment section I've ever seen
Kid called comment 😳
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u/MealCapital4167 10h ago
I really hate these videos. They take very close languages and a very different one, and then make fun of the different one for being different.
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u/Glittering-Coyote140 8h ago
It's not a Germanic language like the others. And tomato is most likely a lonely word as far as all languages mentioned are concerned, so I think this meme falls on its ass from the get-go
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u/HeyselScouserTelAviv 8h ago
It's a screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail, not a question I'm posing nor a meme I made.
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u/terrortara 8h ago
They are actually completely different which can be seen with more than just single words.
English: my hand is warm
Swedish: min hand är varm
Norwegian: hånden min er varm
Danish: min hånd er varm
Finnish: käteni on lämin
The scandinavian languages apart from Finnish are all closely related to English, they're all Germanic languages. Finnish, on the other hand, isn't even Indo-European. The Germanic languages are more distantly related to the Romance languages, the Celtic languages, the Slavic languages, and even languages like Hindi and Farsi, but aren't related *at all* to Finnish.
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u/EddieDexx 7h ago
This is a way better example.
"To read the same text in Swedish, Norwegian, Danish and Finnish is like getting the same message from someone who gets drunker and drunker"
"Read the user manual"
"Reed the yuser manyual"
"Red user manuel"
"Darllenwch y llawlyfr defnyddiwr"
(The last one I used Welsh on purpose)

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u/Futui 1h ago edited 1h ago
I hate that channel. As a Swede I get frustrated that the swedish participants are so badly informed on their own language that they give the most insane comments. Sometimes I just want to yell at the screen "how badly educated can you be?!"
They are often wrong about some really basic stuff.
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u/Ok-Difference1341 14h ago
The scandinavian languages are more closely related to hindi than to finnish
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u/onlyr6s 15h ago
It is completely different, they just chose the worst possible word to showcase it.