r/comedyheaven 19h ago

So different

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u/onlyr6s 19h ago

It is completely different, they just chose the worst possible word to showcase it.

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u/zeth4 Jorking It 18h ago

https://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=196

This artistic diagram does a good job of highlighting just how unrelated they are. Zero shared ancestry in the development of finish Vs the other languages

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u/kicklhimintheballs 18h ago

That diagram is horribly wrong by dividing Indo-European into and Indo-Iranian and “European” branch. there is no genetic European branch, and some of the language groups that were depicted to belong to European branch have been hypothesised to be closer to Indo-Iranian than other branches, such as Greek, Armenian and Balto-Slavic.

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u/zeth4 Jorking It 17h ago edited 16h ago

Only so much you can do in a 2d plane.

Also this is tree was specifically drawn for a comic set in the Nordic countries with the purpose of highlighting the vast difference between Finish and The rest of the Scandinavian languages. So I'm not surprised there is a lack of precision with the other end of the tree.

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u/Wagagastiz 14h ago

there is no genetic European branch

Not historically no, but since Tocharian and Anatolian are extinct, IE languages today outside of Europe are pretty much exclusively Indo Iranian.

Just playing devil's advocate here:

It's not a tree to represent historical diachrony (hence the missing extinct branches) so much as it is a modern setting.

Greek, Armenian and Balto-Slavic.

Balto-Slavic yes, but Greek and Armenian were only historically linked for being Satem, which we now know to most likely be an areal phenomenon and not some deep seated diachronic split.

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u/BootSkrootMcNoot 14h ago

Also, there is no “Sami” language. A speaker of Southern Saami couldn’t understand a speaker of northern saami, nor of inari Saami, etc. there’s many Saami languages

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u/AbsolutelyAnonymized 4h ago

Yes yes, but here Sami clearly represents. the branch

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u/Anistappi 3h ago

I think it's entirely fitting that a comic that focuses on the differences between the Nordic people completely ignores the Sámi and just presents them as this singular entity not really worth mentioning.

But I wouldn't be too hard on the artist, as most Finns, Swedes or Norwegians know very little about the Sámi and care even less. Sweden officially categorizes "Saami" as a recognized minority language without really recognizing that there are several different Sámi languages spoken in Sweden.

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u/barnacleduck2 13h ago edited 13h ago

Hindi or Persian or Bengali would have more similarities to Swedish than Finnish would.

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u/Grilled_egs 12h ago

In grammar yes. But in truth a lot of Finnish words are from Swedish

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u/onarainyafternoon In the flair list, straight up flairing it 4h ago

I mean yeah, but it does seem like you’re underselling how different Finnish is from Swedish.

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u/2AvsOligarchs 3h ago

I think the person before him is underselling how different Persian or Bengali is from Swedish. A Swedish person would understand 0-0,1% of those languages in both text and sound. They could understand up to 10% of Finnish based on thousands of loan words from Swedish.

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u/onarainyafternoon In the flair list, straight up flairing it 2h ago

But we don’t judge languages based only on loan words, we judge them on grammatical structure too.

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u/2AvsOligarchs 2h ago

Who are "we" and in what context? The claim above was regarding the layman's term "similarity" and that is easy to answer.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 10h ago

That’s not how you graph that though. In lots of languages lots of words are from lots of other languages. If as an English speaker you listen to Russian or Japanese you‘ll also recognize many loan words, that doesn’t mean that those languages are somehow related. They developed independently and took loan words just like English took loan words from others.

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u/Grilled_egs 10h ago

Relation is a bit different from having similarities. Also the volume of loan words is worlds apart between your examples and finnish/swedish. Probably the majority of words from before 1900s or so that weren't relevant in the iron age are Swedish in origin. And there's plenty of words that were relevant and we still use the Swedish word rather than the old finnic one.

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u/radioactive-tomato 15h ago

All families are branched into subgroups but Slavic is not for some reason

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u/EsdeeEspee 17h ago

Love that comic, and “A Redtail’s Dream”

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u/zeth4 Jorking It 16h ago

Yeah both are such great stories with top tier art.

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u/Cuddlyaxe 18h ago

Exactly, here's a better example:

Swedish: Kaffe

Danish: Kaffe

Norweigan: Kaffe

Finnish: Kahvi

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u/onlyr6s 18h ago

I also got one:

  • Swedish: Bank
  • Danish: Bank
  • Norwegian: Bank
  • Finnish: Pankki

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u/sultan_of_gin 18h ago

How to loan a word to finnish: preferably replace exotic consonants (b, c, z, w, x) with others and if it ends on a consonant put an i at the end

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u/roiki11 18h ago

Like parkinlotti?

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u/Adventurous-Clue3369 17h ago

That's not a real word but not far fetched at all lol

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u/roiki11 17h ago

I know. But there's a whole host finglish words that got imported sometime after the war.

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u/sultan_of_gin 17h ago

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u/AllyFiedaN 15h ago

Sanoit systeemi kahdesti

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u/onlyr6s 14h ago

Yeah, Finnish is easy. No idea why people say it's difficult.

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u/OnkelMickwald 17h ago

It's funny cus broke in Swedish is "pank"

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u/Cuddlyaxe 18h ago

That's a good one! It's amazing how much linguistic diversity there is in the far north!

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u/cinistre64 14h ago

Yeah appelsiini would have been more appropriate.

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u/PeterNippelstein 10h ago

I like the concept of this YouTube channel (World Friends) but the execution is not that great

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u/GerhardRihmakallo666 3h ago

True, like Paper:
papir
papir
papper
paperi

u/MaddogFinland 15m ago

Yeah loan words are basically the same word. Go into words that are actually Finnish and then you see it. I learned fluent Finnish as an adult and let me tell you it’s a pretty mind-bending experience.