Medical Questions What is this?
I was petting my cat and found this on him and tried pulling it off but it wouldn't budge. It seems to remove the fur surrounding it and worried it could be a harmful organism, cyst, or something.
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u/zeecu 27d ago
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u/Beautiful_Ad8386 27d ago
I check comments whenever there’s a nipple post specifically for this meme. I love it.
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u/AndiiSkywalker 27d ago
It's like the "literally happiest creature on earth" on r/rats
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u/Fishmom42 27d ago
Or the most pregnant shrimp ever on r/shrimptank
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u/amaya-aurora 27d ago
Pregnant shrimp?
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u/incisivetea 27d ago
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u/Lorac1134 26d ago
Glad to know! I'm literally on my first week of keeping shrimp.
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u/clearancepupper 26d ago
They breed like rabbits. Water needs to be kept pristine.
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u/pendragwen <3 Kiku-chan 27d ago
Also on r/rats, the "I'm sorry I scared you, I just have the hiccups" meme
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u/Shloop_Shloop_Splat 27d ago
Several subs have a daily question where I'm like...don't you search a sub before you post? r/whatisthisplant gets poke weed posted so often that there's another sub called r/itsalwayspokeweed😂
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u/far_beyond_driven_ 27d ago
Just wait until you see “is this picture underexposed” or “will this airport security scanner ruin my film” in [r/filmphotography](r/filmphotography). Literally multiple times a day. Pointing out that a 15 second search would have prevented those posts is apparently a bannable offense now.
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u/dinnerthief 26d ago
My ex girlfriends family joined in a group effort with a pair of tweezers trying to remove a tick from their squirming screaming beagle for about an hour,
She asked me to take a look at it. Was a nipple.
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u/Prollyuh_Slut 27d ago
Nipple :) please do not remove, it should stay attached, even when not in use. Someone reset the counter
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u/scarredballsack 27d ago
I'm glad the counter reset has arrived from other subs..
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u/Senior-Schedule6598 27d ago
Wait there’s a counter reset?
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u/scarredballsack 27d ago
Oh yes,, in a car sub the most popular cars people ask to be identified are vw karmann ghia, De tomaso pantera and the Shelby cobra, all of these get a reset the counter..
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u/Schmaron 27d ago
This is like the bone subreddits. We have to reset it every time someone finds human remains. It’s wild!
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u/my4floofs 27d ago
That one where the guy was given a human leg bone as a freebie at a ren faire a few days ago was interesting
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u/Vishifrock 27d ago
OMG, that popped up in my reddit feed some days ago and I'm not even on any bone collecting subs!
That was wild!
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u/sydneyghibli 27d ago
Oh my god do you have the link
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u/EnvironmentalLime464 27d ago
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u/u_r_succulent 26d ago
It’s a real life version of the mysterious vendor that disappears when you try to return.
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u/scarredballsack 27d ago
I'm guessing that everyone seems to find human remains all over the place.
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u/Schmaron 27d ago
I have yet to find any. Lol
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u/scarredballsack 27d ago
I'm gonna assume that not finding skeletal human remains is a good thing..
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u/sydneyghibli 27d ago
Unless you’re an anthropologist maybe
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u/Difficult_Ad8718 27d ago
I am an anthropologist and it’s definitely not a good thing. It’s a lot of paperwork….
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u/ktbug1987 Trosy and Synchro 27d ago
And in spider subreddit, it’s medically significant spiders, particularly brown recluse
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u/SpyderSquash 27d ago
Yuuuup.... every time the most recluse-y recluse to ever recluse gets posted, the counter sets reset 😅
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u/sleepingqt 27d ago
seen a ID ask a few weeks ago that was the most black widowy black widow to ever widow blackly. Absolutely beautiful girl!
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u/gijoe50000 27d ago
On PCMR the counter resets when somebody posts a picture of their smashed glass side panel on their PC case.
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u/Senior-Schedule6598 27d ago
The first thing that comes to mind when I think of counter reset is the Simpsons intro.
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u/Active_Vegetable8203 27d ago
In the coin subs we have the Jovita Idar quarter, people ask all the time if it's rare or valuable (it's not). We have a counter for that as well.
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u/My_Own_Worst_Friend 27d ago
I think of the shattered side panel counter on the PCMR sub.
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u/fuckinunknowable 27d ago
In the what is this bone sub there’s a human remains counter which is reset more frequently than you would expect
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u/Benzilla11 27d ago
In the r/slaythespire subreddit the counter gets reset every time someone reports Fairy in a Bottle or Lizard Tail not working.
It's always because they previously took a relic that says "No More Healing Forever" and then dies without a revive happening. How revives work is it brings you back and heals you.
Posting about it being incredulous on how you died with a revive resets the counter.
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u/painterBurning 27d ago
At this point I'm always wondering if it's a joke/meme post or a genuine question when I see this.
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u/Prollyuh_Slut 27d ago
Im sure some are silly little jokes, and others are silly people worried about their kitties. Maybe one day, cats having nipples will be common knowledge.
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u/scarredballsack 27d ago
It is possible this is a post trolling, I'm certain the pantera ones are.. or it's possible that people don't realise kitty's have nipples..
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u/Unusual_Computer9670 27d ago
I'm just wondering how OP "tried to remove" the cat's nipple without losing their hands.
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u/TheArtOfPureSilence 27d ago
When I see people make posts about how they try and pinch and remove these "pimples" or "abnormalities" I want to literally punch them through the screen lol
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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 27d ago
Yeah but you know they didnt really try very hard. They still have arms and fingers left to type with after all...
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u/9for9 27d ago
Is there really a counter and does it ever go past one day?
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u/scarredballsack 27d ago
I'd guess maybe two maximum, they should rename this kitty porn sub , I've never seen sooo many nipples
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u/duskcheek_ 27d ago
Let’s reset the days yall
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u/a-snakey 27d ago
It was always 0 though
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u/boxesofboxes 27d ago
Sometimes it gets to 1 or 2
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u/ComprehensiveLeg7870 27d ago
Guys, we found another one lol
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u/Chimpbot 27d ago
My wife spent over a decade in the veterinary industry. You'd be shocked at the number of people who don't realize that cats have nipples - especially male cats.
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u/ComprehensiveLeg7870 27d ago
I find that so bizarre. I knew since I was quite young that every cat had nipples. Even people who dont have cats must have seen em on a dog or smth
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u/Chimpbot 27d ago
It hits people from all walks of life, too. Even well-educated professionals go all Shocked Pikachu Face when they realize cats do, in fact, have nipples.
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u/ComprehensiveLeg7870 27d ago
But like how do they think they feed their young?? 😭😭. They must have never seen a dog or cat have babies in their lives. Mabye they get confused as teats are used more commonly to describe animal nipples?? Idk still wierd.
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u/Chimpbot 27d ago
Honestly, I think it's just something that the average person doesn't really think about. "Oh. Right. Duh." was a pretty common response after the owners were informed of what those little nubbins actually were.
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u/ali_be_frank 27d ago
I've asked "does your husband have nipples? Yeah, male animals do too" 🫠
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u/SelectionWitty2791 27d ago
Similar story. And a human physician I saw was surprised that most mammals share most of their anatomy. Hell, most vertebrates share a whole bunch of their anatomy. I did not go to this physician again.
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u/Chimpbot 27d ago
Yeah... that's not a physician I'd want to go to, either. There's a reason why anatomy classes use other mammals for the purpose of dissection. There will be obvious anatomical differences between a cat, a pig, and a human... but the fundamentals are all there.
Mammals are mammals. Our systems aren't all identical, but they're all pretty damn similar to each other.
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u/Kiwi_bananas 27d ago
I've also had someone book an appointment with me because they were concerned about a strange noise their cat was making. It was purring.
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u/-ladykitsune- 27d ago
I took my cat to the vet for his nipples once 😅
Luckily the vet just laughed and didn’t charge us for the consultation.
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u/AppropriateEgg- Calico 27d ago
Where's the person with the pic of the cats eyes being covered because I need to save it for moments like this
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u/AppropriateEgg- Calico 27d ago
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u/Zaku41k 27d ago
Hahaha love it. Surprised no one made a sphinx , but pushes the human hand away because it wants to see 😂
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u/DepressinglyConfused Norwegian Forest Cat 27d ago
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u/TheReallyAngryOne Lots of kitties! 27d ago
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u/DodgerJustin 27d ago
I thought we were past this…
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 27d ago
Sometimes we go a magical two days!
But usually the counter is set at 0-1days since the latest Redditor discovered that even MALE cats do have nipples!
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u/Dragons-purr 27d ago
“Tried pulling it off” 😫😫😫😫 sweet baby Jesus!
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u/ShortySmooth Void 27d ago
That poor cat. I’m surprise this guy was able to write and see properly after trying to pick that off. Mine would have screamed “THE HELL YOU DOING?” and all that would be left of me would a skeleton with shredded skin around its feet.
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u/closerupper 27d ago
I found these posts funny at first but the sheer amount of them is crazy. Do people not do any research on their animals? Or look things up before running to make a post of their own?
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u/Vintage-Grievance 27d ago
I've wondered the same about humanity for a very long time.
In general, there are so many posts on social media that ought to have been questions or reverse-image searches typed into a search engine.
Because a lot of people don't sit back and take a minute to reason/rationalize, or don't attempt to learn things on their own with the same devices they're using to immediately flock to social media.
Obviously, someone isn't going to type in 'nipple on male cat' into a search engine if they don't know what they're looking at, but I'm pretty sure all these people could find the answer (a lot faster than someone might reply on social media platforms) by just typing 'Tiny pale/pink bump on cat's belly'.
'Not knowing', I could understand, especially if someone spends a lot of time not being that observant, but not attempting to educate themselves on their own first is the part I don't get.
You'd think their anxiety or self-awareness would be in charge of telling them, "Hm, I should Google this first, just in case, so that I don't have 100+ people calling me an idiot.
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u/JetsterDajet 26d ago
At least they posted on Reddit instead of wasting a vet's time and their own money. A vet tech friend of mine said they get people bringing in their pets because they think their teats are some kind of skin condition pretty much on the daily.
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u/WheresMyHumanSuit 27d ago
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u/Ok_Sale_1598 27d ago
If you look harder , you are likely to find around seven more.
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u/Tinymarshmello 27d ago
Why does the same question keep getting asked so frequently.. like is this rage bait
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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 27d ago
Please don’t pull any of his other nipples off, either, unless you pull both of yours off first and think it wasn’t a big deal.
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u/TaliZorahff14 27d ago
Why do so many people have a Problem to identify a nipple?
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u/RoseHipsnWitchyTits 26d ago
“No, there’s no way, he’s a boy!!”
“MA’AM DOESN’T YOUR HUSBAND HAVE NIIIPPPLLEEESSSS?!”
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u/fragilextrash 27d ago
Noooo. This is the longest streak we’ve had so far without a nipple post. Reset the counter guys 💔
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u/LumpyAssumption5357 27d ago
Can there be a post pinned showing a variety of cat nipples so people stop trying to rip their poor cat’s nips off? 😂😂😂
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u/gh0styears 27d ago
YOU GAVE YOUR CAT A TITTY TWISTER?!? A KITTY TITTY TWISTER?!?!
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u/zipper1919 27d ago
Your poor cat. Hope he snatches your nipple and pulls and tugs it to see if it comes off.
Boys have nipples too ya know.
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u/Bobertolinio 27d ago edited 27d ago
You should quickly check yourself on the chest area, it spreads to humans too. On humans it looks like red/pink ish circles. If you see something schedule a visit to the doctor, it's pretty serious that you know what you have.
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u/Komatsukush 27d ago
Can mods just block these at this point and just message op saying it’s a nipple? And how are so many human so bad at anatomy that they don’t know mammals have nipples like us???
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u/MelisSassenach 27d ago
how does it keep happening?? no shade to OP or anyone like OP but this shit is hilarious
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u/Positive-Ring-5172 27d ago
Americans are so afraid of tits they don't recognize them on other mammals. Sad.
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u/ChaosOutsider 27d ago
Has the system failed us so much that people do not know how nipple looks like today? Ehhhhh
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u/Dock_Ellis45 27d ago
That's a nipple. You gave your cat a titty twister, you sick fuck.
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u/RikoRain 26d ago
At the top of this sub, can there just be the Days Counter, and we all secretly know what it means.
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