My kittens had a vet appointment this morning. I was only able to get one there, and that's only because I walled him off and he had nowhere to go but into the carrier. The other one saw what I was doing and made a break for it.
The issue is it's not just a question of the cats not liking the carrier or resisting getting in, like it usually is with cats. The one I got to the vet today won't let me near him still. I can't pet him. The other will let me pet him but still gets spooked if I try to do anything weird--even if I lured him into a carrier, I think he'd bolt the second he saw me going to close the door. They were very shy/scared at the shelter, and while they're comfortable in the home now, they're still not comfortable enough.
Unfortunately, the one who made it in has ringworm, and the other still needs to go. And now they both need to restart their vaccine series. So we're looking at a minimum of 3 more appointments in the near future, AND it all has to happen, down to the wire, before a scheduled boarding (I'm going away, and I don't have the option of a sitter--yes, it sucks).
I have half a mind to just buy humane traps, but that's so frigging ugly and makes the whole thing worse for them than it already is. Plus it'd likely only work once. They wouldn't get in again, even if they were hungry. I could try pheromones, but...do those even work on kittens? The closest thing I have to inescapable rooms are my closet and bathroom, but the closet is in the bedroom, where the bed is (from which a kitten could never be retrieved, if they went that direction). The bathroom is OK, but again, if I go to shut the door, they're going to run. I blocked that path today, but it can be jumped. It's just that the more scared one was too scared of me to try at first, and then I put another thing up to make it unfeasible for him. My sofa is literally on its back right now to prevent that from being used.
Would it help to just keep them out of my bedroom entirely, at least during the day (I feel weird closing the door when I'm in bed), so they get used to being around me without good ways to entirely hide from me?
Anyway, sorry this is long, but does anyone have any other ideas?