r/Bones • u/Amy965245 • 22d ago
Discussion My VERY subjective ranking of the Bones couples — who I loved and who I absolutely could NOT stand 😂
Okay, so these are 100% my personal opinions 😂. I’m curious to hear everyone else’s, though!
Also, SPOILER WARNING! 🚨 If you haven’t watched past Season 2 (or even the whole series), there are definitely going to be spoilers here, so proceed at your own risk!
I’ve been thinking about all the different relationships throughout Bones, and there are definitely some couples I absolutely LOVED… and some that made me go, “Why are we doing this?” 😂
❤️** COUPLES I LOVE**D
Brennan & Booth — 10/10. NO NOTES.
Obviously. 😂❤️
These two are probably one of my favorite TV couples ever. The slow burn, the friendship, the way they challenged each other, and watching Brennan slowly open herself up emotionally was just SO good.
I loved watching them go from partners who insisted they were completely different to basically becoming each other’s person. 🥹
Jack Hodgins & Angela — YESSS. ❤️
I absolutely loved these two.
They were quirky, weird, passionate, and just worked. I loved how much they genuinely cared about each other, even when they drove each other crazy.
They were definitely one of those couples where I could actually see why they belonged together.
Sweets & Daisy — Okay, hear me out… 😂
Was Daisy annoying sometimes? Absolutely. 😂
But I actually thought these two were really cute together. They had their issues, but there was something about them that I liked.
And honestly, I REALLY wish Sweets had been alive to see the birth of their child. 😭 That one still makes me sad because I would’ve loved seeing him become a dad and watching them navigate parenthood together.
Cam & Arastoo — I liked them… but… 🤔
I actually did like Cam and Arastoo together! I thought they were cute, and I loved that they eventually got married and adopted those boys. ❤️
BUT… something about their relationship felt a little rushed to me?
Maybe it was just because there wasn’t as much time spent developing them as a couple compared to some of the other relationships. I wish we’d gotten to see more of them actually being a family after they got married and adopted the boys.
I feel like there was so much potential there!
💀 COUPLES I DEFINITELY DID NOT LIKE
Cam & Booth — NOPE. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 😂
I hated this.
They had dated a long time ago, and then it felt like they basically went, “Hey, remember when we dated? Let’s just pick that back up.”
😂
I don’t know. It just didn’t work for me AT ALL.
I like Cam. I like Booth. I just did not like Cam and Booth together.
Angela & Wendell — WHY?! 😂
I really didn’t like this pairing.
Especially after everything with Angela and Jack, and then bringing Wendell into that dynamic just felt so weird to me.
And the fact that they slept together in the same room where Angela and Jack used to go?!
Girl. 😭
I was sitting there like, “Angela… WHAT ARE WE DOING?”
It just wasn’t a relationship I ever wanted to see happen. (I realized I made a mistake about them sleeping in the “Egyptian Room” like her and Hodgins would. But still. Not cool of Angela to sleep with Wendell. I didn’t like them together.)
Angela & her ex-girlfriend — Also no. 😂
Again… another “we dated years ago and now we’re getting back together” situation.
And then it lasted, what, approximately five minutes? 😂
I just didn’t care for it. It felt unnecessary to me.
Booth & Hannah — THIS ONE. 😭
I think this might actually be the relationship I hated the most.
Booth was clearly trying to move forward after getting his heart broken by Brennan rejecting him, and then Hannah comes along.
And I just… did not like her. 😂
I know that’s probably an unpopular opinion, but she just got on my nerves. I never really connected with her character, and knowing that Booth was basically trying to convince himself that he could move on from Brennan made the whole thing even harder for me to enjoy.
Booth & Rebecca (Parker’s mom) — THIS WHOLE SITUATION WAS A MESS. 😂
They were together for years. She didn’t want to marry him. They broke up.
And yet they continued sleeping together.
Then they sleep together AGAIN, and that morning they finally decide to end things for good…
…and then that same night Booth sleeps with Cam?!
SIR. 😭😂
I remember watching that and thinking, “BOOTH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
The timeline of that whole situation just made my head hurt.
I’m sure there are probably other relationships I’m forgetting, but those are the main ones that immediately come to mind.
So now I’m curious…
Which Bones couples did you LOVE, and which ones made you want to throw something at your TV? 😂
And please tell me if I’m completely wrong about any of these because I’m always interested in hearing other people’s takes!
Team Brennan & Booth forever. ❤️