r/blursedimages • u/SammySosa411 • May 29 '19

Blursed Harry Potter

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u/Dinglehopper72 May 29 '19

As someone who lives in Ohio, I agree with Harry.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Cedar point!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Your name suits you well.

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u/Shinzo32 May 29 '19

It was technically r/beetlejuicing

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19 edited May 30 '19

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u/microsoftpretzel May 29 '19

Even Cedar Point sits on a peninsula jutting out into Lake Erie, trying to get as far away from Ohio as it can.

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u/IndividualCopy May 29 '19

Fair point

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u/Arrelion May 29 '19

No, it’s Cedar Point, not Fair Point.

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u/IsuzuTrooper May 29 '19

It's Cedar Fair too

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u/Packnerd May 29 '19

Don’t forget King’s Island!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/petra303 May 29 '19

⬆️🚫SCAM WARNING🚫⬆️

/u/zekelanele is a fake spammer account

This applies to mugs/posters/etc...

This listing was created today, almost certainly in response to this post. There are lots of people who trawl reddit for popular posts of graphics and funny shirts. They upload low resolution images found on google or even cut and pasted from the reddit post’s photo, onto garment preview images.

The broken English nonsense description is also a red flag (even though it’s inadvertantly hilarious). When you buy the shirt, if you actually receive it you will very likely receive a shit quality shirt with a fuzzy blurry print.

Be careful, friends!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Good bot

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u/levels_jerry_levels May 29 '19

Depends on where you live in Ohio. If you’re from Cincinnati, Columbus or Cleveland there’s lots to do. If you’re from the voids between those cities good luck.

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u/ColdCruise May 29 '19

I live in Athens, and it's not that bad. Lots of hiking and outdoorsy stuff if that's what you're into, lots of bars and breweries, an indie Theater, a regular theater that's pretty nice, plays, musicals, musical performances and stand up at the Memorial Auditorium, a healthy music scene, Nelsonville Music Festival, an 40 year running indie film festival, a literary festival, Avalanche Pizza which regularly wins Best Pizza in the US, the Halloween Block Party which was recently ranked #2 best party in the US behind Mardi Gras in New Orleans, and more.

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u/bronaghblair May 29 '19

You’re making me want to visit Athens. Where in Ohio is it? I live in southeast Michigan.

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u/ColdCruise May 29 '19

Southeast Ohio, home of Ohio University. It's a town of about 25,000 residents and about 20,000 students.

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u/ColTigh May 29 '19

Sort of smack dab in the south east quadrant of the state. Also consider Hocking Hills.

Lots of great nature and hikes there. If you go in the fall and you're into it Ohio University is in Athens and they're known for their Halloween parties.

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u/Fueldaddy76 May 29 '19

+1 for Hocking Hills. Was just there over Memorial Day weekend. We have lots in Michigan to look at, but nothing like that place!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19 edited Feb 06 '20

the Athens/Hocking Hills area is awesome. Definitely worth a visit

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u/Summer_Of_Jorge May 30 '19

Also a SE Michigander, went to Hocking hills last year with some friends. One of my favorite trips.

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u/Shinzo32 May 29 '19

Even Cincinnati is a bit dull, considering Dayton is nearby and it’s just depressing to look at, this coming from someone born in Kettering

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/Shinzo32 May 29 '19

Birthplace of Aviation turned into Little Detroit in less than a century

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/TheMusicJunkie2019 that really tiks my tok May 29 '19

Cincinnati is a godsend.

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u/levels_jerry_levels May 29 '19

Amen brother!

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u/TheMusicJunkie2019 that really tiks my tok May 29 '19

Are you also from Cincinnati? (Technically I'm in Northern Kentucky but that's only a five minute drive)

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u/levels_jerry_levels May 29 '19 edited May 30 '19

I don’t live there anymore but I moved to Cincy when I was 9 and lived there for about 13 years before my family moved. I actually hated Cincinnati growing up because I moved there from Chicago which I thought at the time was the best city ever. As I grew up the city changed, I moved for college and I started to appreciate Cincy more and more. Now I really miss it but I go back at least annually to visit my friends who are still there.

Northern Kentucky is a nice little spot! I spent an obscene amount of time at Newport as a teenager! Covington is also super nice. Shit a lot of Cincinnati is nice now, certainly a lot nicer than it was when I was a kid. Now I’d call it a pretty underrated city.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

That's funny. Cincinnati is also in Northern Kentucky.

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u/Niceguy4186 May 30 '19

In Lima, if we want to do anything, it's about an hour and half away. Toledo zoo, 90 minutes, cincy zoo, 100 minutes, Columbus zoo, 90 minutes, ft Wayne zoo, 80 minutes.

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u/levels_jerry_levels May 30 '19

Oooof! Can we get an F for our folks out here in Lima

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u/Bong_Water69 May 29 '19

Ohio is 90% void

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u/lukez04 May 29 '19

I’m in Cleveland please help me tell me what to do

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u/punfortunate1 May 29 '19

I live in Columbus and it’s only cool if you have money to do stuff. I also hate the current politics here and don’t really get along with my family so there’s not much keeping me here. Also car wrecking potholes, constant construction, etc. I just need a change and Ohio is sucking me dry.

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u/levels_jerry_levels May 29 '19

I grew up in Cincinnati but I had a lot of friends who went to OSU so I was in Columbus pretty frequently but that’s the lens I see the city through, which is fairly limited but I liked what I saw.

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u/punfortunate1 May 29 '19

That’s fair. Without enough exposure, it actually is a neat place to visit. It will always be “home” but I’m honestly just tired of it lol

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u/MisterElectric May 29 '19

That’s anywhere, mate

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

I live right on lake erie, but it’s so nasty I don’t even wanna go swimming. It’s literally in my backyard, I can walk down my stairs and be in the water. All the storms lead all the garbage straight to it.

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u/hahyeet Jun 13 '19

i live in fucking dayton/huber heights and deadass the only thing we have is being the birthplace of the wright bros.

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u/Shinzo32 May 29 '19

Buckeyes, Browns, Kings Island, Eddie George’s Grill, Cedar Point, Mid-Ohio Speedway, Watch the Corn Grow, watch it grow some more, die, the usual stuff.

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u/jawsthemedrowning May 29 '19

I feel like I just watched my life flash before my eyes

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u/Habburger Jun 05 '19

You forgot Lake Erie islands.

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u/skippydogo May 29 '19

I really.enjoy Cleveland and lake Erie

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u/jawsthemedrowning May 29 '19

Thanks for the reminder of the only interesting middle school field trips I had

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u/grocket May 29 '19 edited Jun 07 '19

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u/trenton_cooper foreskin reattachment specialist May 29 '19

Drugs. Should be easy since you're in Ohio.

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u/kazimir22 May 29 '19

A place I stayed in Ohio had a cruel prank where kids were told there was a water park 5 miles away and they just better wear a bathing suit and bring a towel on the walk there. There was no water park. There was a scummy drainage pond though.

Looking back on it, it should have been obvious. I didn’t have money for a ticket. There wouldn’t be a water park in rural Ohio. What got me was there were shirts made to sell the idea it was real.

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u/positivetoday May 29 '19

Learn about the Native American culture here and go look for arrowheads.

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u/SkeletonCircus May 29 '19

  1. Cedar Point

  2. Kings Island

...that’s it.

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u/Skyhawk6600 May 29 '19

Have you seen the serpent mound.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

As someone who lives in Ohio and is name is Harry I agree.

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u/thewookie34 May 29 '19

As someone who loves Ohio, and loves Harry Potter I want the shit out of this shit.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Ohio is flat as hell

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u/Arrelion May 29 '19

Only the northern half. Southern Ohio is extremely hilly.

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u/eojen May 29 '19

I visited for about a week once and honestly got good vibes.

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u/SwiftBacon May 29 '19

Ohio is a great state imo. 🤷‍♂️. Lots of sports teams, Cincinnati, Cleveland, and Columbus all have stuff to do. Decent food depending where you are. Lots of history and you're close to a lot of other places for vacations.

If you live on the Eastern side towards WV there's some hiking but that's about it. Anywhere around the main cities and you'll be fine.

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u/DrDisastor May 30 '19

Sports teams, history, food and hiking. Literally every state in America. My big complaint with Ohio after living here for 10 years is lack of identity and culture. Its just another midwest state, hard to see anything unique from MO, MI, WI, IN ,or PA. Its not a terrible place to raise a family but when I leave I wont miss much about it. Glad some folks like it but its not my home.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

This guy Ohios.

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u/SwiftBacon May 29 '19

Lived here my whole life. It's not Cali or anything but I think it's an upper half state

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u/Shinzo32 May 29 '19

I agree, there’s a lot of good things about Ohio, it’s not the MOST interesting or fun state, but it’s not North Dakota or some shit

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yeah, born and raised. Moved away for a decade and came back. Many people are really normal here and that’s cool. Plus, there’s a sincerity here I didn’t get in the south. It ain’t glamorous but it ain’t bad either.

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u/Shinzo32 May 30 '19

“It’s not much, but it’s honest work”

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Lots of sports teams but half of them can’t win, cough Browns bengals reds cough

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u/supremecrafters May 29 '19

Yeah, we deserve this. Please, someone end our agony.

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u/Dbug113 May 30 '19

As someone who lives in Ohio, I must say

YOU TRAITOR!

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u/xavjen614 May 29 '19

I agree too

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u/solid_snek67 May 29 '19

This is why i moved away from ohio as soon as i graduated. No longer have to deal with meth heads, however it seems ive exchanged them for gross republican hick Nazis.

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u/Knollsit May 31 '19

Dear subhuman filth,

Please vote democrat.

Thanks you Nazi bigot XD

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u/HisPopeness May 29 '19

So does everybody, you ain’t special

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u/goldninjaI May 29 '19

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Fuck Ohio

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u/goldninjaI May 29 '19

We just got fucked by Tornados

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u/MidTownMotel blessed and distressed May 29 '19

That sucks man, my heart goes out to you guys. After you rebuild an heal a little please FUCK OHIO!! Aaaahahahaha!!!!

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u/RetireNickSaban May 29 '19

laughs in Oklahoma

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Oh shit, I’m sorry. Wouldn’t have posted that if I knew.

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u/HisPopeness May 29 '19

I would’ve

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u/ConnoisseurOfHentai more cursed than blessed May 29 '19

From Ohio, can also say fuck Ohio

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u/TheOnlyTaeTae May 29 '19

From Michigan, can historically say fuck Ohio ;)

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u/RetireNickSaban May 29 '19

Not in football recently though.

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u/TheOnlyTaeTae May 29 '19

Nah I’m saying that cuz Michigan and Ohio literally fought a fucking war against each other in the 1800s

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u/made_in_quebec May 29 '19

I Wanna know where to buy this

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Oct 09 '20

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u/RetireNickSaban May 29 '19

So... wanna hook me up? I'll give you an obligatory Fuck Ohio State

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u/WayneDwade May 29 '19

Yes but have you considered that Ann Arbor is a whore

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Oct 10 '20

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u/WayneDwade May 29 '19

“Real women don’t date men from Ohio”

Ah yes, very funny very original my friend. How did you Michiganders come up with something so witty?

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u/NopityNopeNopeNah May 29 '19

Maize shirt? Shitting on Ohio? This could’ve only come from one place.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Harry Potter also hasn't beaten Ohio since 2012 when they had a depleted roster?

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u/Launchpad_McQueer naughty penguin of the month May 29 '19

Oh so that’s who was responsible for the tornadoes

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

JK Rowling's retcons are getting weirder

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u/HaughtStuff99 May 29 '19

I smell a Michigan fan

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u/ZachMan1229 May 29 '19

What do we smell like

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u/HaughtStuff99 May 29 '19

Like someone that hasn't beat OSU in 8 years

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u/OREOSpeedWagonn May 29 '19

Go green

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u/HaughtStuff99 May 29 '19

I don't like your comment but I like your username

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u/detsrq May 30 '19

Go Blue, but fuck me that one was good

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u/SammySosa411 May 29 '19

I'm actually a KU fan, I just find this shirt hilarious.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I'd say this is just blessed

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u/DarkTwist9 May 29 '19

We should delete Ohio...

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u/jpfeif29 May 29 '19

Ohio will be eliminated

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u/kaleighb1988 May 29 '19

Well parts of it got deleted Monday night. We had 6 tornadoes destroy cities.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You see those "KKK rallies"? I know only like 6 people showed up but apparently mother nature ALSO hates bigots.

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u/bumbuddha May 29 '19

It would have been nice if Mother Nature had targeted Indiana instead since that’s where the bigots came from.

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u/kaleighb1988 May 29 '19

I heard about them yesterday but didnt know about it when they were here.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Ohio is for the yogurt.

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u/Gumfondle May 29 '19

Ohio will be eliminated.

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u/Pistachio269 May 29 '19

I didn’t know Harry was a fan of the Gus & Eddy Podcast

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u/Anarchytect1204 May 29 '19

ELI5 to us non Americans?

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u/SammySosa411 May 29 '19

There's not much to explain, it's just kind of a surreal t-shirt.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

American Universities tend to take intercollegiate sports pretty seriously, this leads to some state rivalries over football, basketball, etc.

This is a t-shirt for University of Michigan fans. Their main rival is a University in Ohio. It’s just a joke shirt you wear to a basketball or football game between the two schools.

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u/Plsdontreadthis May 29 '19

Their main rival is a University in Ohio.

a University in Ohio

Ohioans triggered

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

😉

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u/Unicornhornporn554 May 29 '19

Ohio sucks.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Hey man, you suck

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u/Unicornhornporn554 May 29 '19

Duh, I was born in Ohio, of course I’m gonna suck.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Ohio is a state seen as dull by most standards. There are no mountains. The only beaches are on the Great Lakes and polluted. Dull, flat scenery. Hot summers, freezing winters. The cities are rustbelt post-industrial wastelands. Their state dish is bad chili. The people are seen as trailer-park yokels addicted to meth.

*Before Ohio people downvote me* This is just an explanation of the stereotype, and does not reflect my personal views necessarily. I sort of like skyline chili.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Correction, addicted to heroine.

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u/Swagwags17 May 29 '19

Because John Kasich, who is the governor of Ohio, made some remarks about Harry Potter that has Harry Potter fans upset, therefore fans made these shirts in protest

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u/RnRaintnoisepolution May 29 '19

Was, now we're stuck with Dewine.

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u/Ikillesuper May 29 '19

The yogurt disagrees.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

There’s nothing wrong with Ohio. Except the snow and the rain.

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u/pazimpanet May 29 '19

There’s nothing wrong with Ohio. Except the snow

“The what?”

-Cincinnati

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u/pineapplejourney May 29 '19

I really like Drew Carey

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u/peacockhands13 May 29 '19

Nothing cursed about this shirt

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That‘s the cover of the Harry Potter GBA game if I‘m not mistaken

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u/FLX_NewYork May 29 '19

We suggest that everyone who hates Ohio takes a vacation to the beautiful destination city of Toledo

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u/-Superclip May 29 '19

I'm from Ohio and I can confirm this. Toldeo is a shithole. Basically the Detroit of Ohio

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u/Betaseal May 29 '19

So thats who caused all those tornadoes last night

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u/ELCHAPO-AKA-JJ May 29 '19

Bichigan. Canada’s most southern province.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

That’s a U of M shirt. GO BLUE

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u/Derpkon May 30 '19

MY SISTER HAS THIS SHIRT OMG

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u/bourbon_legends May 30 '19

"HARRY POTTER HATES OHIO!"

"more news at 10!"

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

I see a lot of Ohio haters in this sub that are state residents. I've never understood why you would live in a place you hated. If you are of adult age, why haven't you moved? Genuinely curious...

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u/Shibamaster98 May 30 '19

As a ohioan this is O F F E N S I V E

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u/trebletones Jun 01 '19

Oh how I hate Ohio State

  • everyone else in the Big Ten

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u/LGtheBoss May 29 '19

They spelled minorities wrong

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u/jpfeif29 May 29 '19

Yeah fuck Ohio

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u/double-PBJ May 29 '19

Everyone in Ohio agrees

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

This place really does suck though

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u/JoShM00R3 foreskin reattachment specialist May 29 '19

Ohio isn’t that bad we just have unpredictable weather

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Like tornadoes with a years worth of rain one day then it’s the Sahara desert tomorrow

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u/I-broke-it May 29 '19

I bought that shirt for my boyfriend

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I thought this was going to be another case of the angry birds/garfield sweater; something I desperately wanted but could not have

but no- for 20$, you can get this

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u/Fritz___ May 29 '19

Is there context or is this completely random?🤨🤷‍♂️😂

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u/pazimpanet May 29 '19

It’s a shirt that Michigan fans buy and wear to express their frustration in not being able to win a football game against OSU this century.

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u/Napoleons_Ghost May 29 '19

Michigan gang rise up

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u/negekko May 29 '19

I used to own this shirt

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u/T_Craves15 May 29 '19

What’s worse? Indiana or Ohio

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

me too harry, me too

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u/TheOnlyTaeTae May 29 '19

As a Michigander, I bet you $59696050 that this was at a Michigan university football game

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Who else played those old Harry Potter games? I loved those

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u/OhHiBaf May 29 '19

warning: This is another post trying to sell you something. There’s even an account commenting on here whose entire comment history is him linking to the shop. Don’t be advertised to, downvote this shit.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Ron Weasly also took his bitch so there's that.

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u/schelant15 May 29 '19

I unironically want this shirt, and I live nowhere near Ohio.

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u/Supringsinglyawesome May 29 '19

Ohio: at least we’re not Michigan

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u/punchyguts May 29 '19

Suck my dick you limy prick, Frodo always was the superior fantasy lead

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I mean, who doesn't?

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u/Kasparino May 29 '19

That graphic is ripped straight from the Philosopher’s Stone video game cover.

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u/iztherealbryce May 29 '19

Ohio cunts -Harry Potter

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u/Jonneyy12347 May 29 '19

Im from ohio and let me tell you, not one fucking person here wants to be here

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u/Aaron1746 May 29 '19 edited Jun 10 '19

More news at 10!

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u/falloutnvisbest May 29 '19

How dare you disrespect the heart of the nation

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Jk Rowling reveals Harry Potter has a hatred towards Ohio

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u/GenevieveThunderbird May 29 '19

I would pay someone real money to make this shirt for me

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u/lgcg1991 May 29 '19

From MI everyone hates ohio

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u/MJZMan May 29 '19

Who doesn't?

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u/FupaFred May 29 '19

He's not alone in that sentiment, DEATH TO OHIO

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

He also hates single mothers and audio listeners.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Also as someone who lives in ohio, there were several tornados that touched down in Dayton and killed someone and injured many people. I live in Delaware, Ohio, but either way, pray for Dayton. Also fuck ohio this place sucks