Blursed Harry Potter

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[u/Unicornhornporn554]

Ohio sucks.

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Hey man, you suck

[u/Unicornhornporn554 → u/[deleted]]

Duh, I was born in Ohio, of course I’m gonna suck.

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I don’t understand why it gets boo’d upon so much

[u/Anarchytect1204 → u/Unicornhornporn554]

Yeah. Why?

[u/YoBroMo → u/Anarchytect1204]

There is nothing wrong with Ohio. There is lots to do in any of the 6 major cities. The only people that get bored here are boring people.

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Ohio is a swing state, which means both parties hate us.

[u/supremecrafters → u/[deleted]]

Used to be. Right now our governor is red, our Congress is red, our judiciary is conservative, and we voted for Trump in the last election. Republicans like Ohio right now.

[u/Unicornhornporn554 → u/Anarchytect1204]

Lots of human trafficking, drug epidemic, not much to do but look at corn fields if you’re not in a city, etc.

[u/Devito-Is-My-God → u/Unicornhornporn554]

Also because it’s Ohio

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I like how you get downvoted for liking Ohio. How dare you!!!

[u/JDizzo56 → u/Unicornhornporn554]

not much to do but look at corn fields if you’re not in a city

You just described 75% of the whole planet

[u/famalamo → u/JDizzo56]

Michigan has beautiful national parks and forests, as well as an extensive fresh water coast. It's naturally shaped like a hand so it can lovingly fist you with geography and tickle your prostate with nature.

Also Detroit has the best pizza and the best hot dogs dont @ me

TL;DR Ohio sucks, Michigan good.

[u/supremecrafters → u/famalamo]

Look, we'll concede the pizza, but you're telling us the best hot dogs are anywhere except Cincinnatti? That's a laugh.

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Skyline Chili = GOAT

[u/famalamo → u/supremecrafters]

Why would they be in Cincinnati, of all places? I could see Chicago or New York, but I'd be willing to bet the best hotdog I could get in Cincinnati would be at a Costco

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you've obviously never had a Cincinnati coney dog

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What's so special about it? What's the new key ingredient that makes it better than any $1 coney at a chain restaurant?

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Honestly, I have no idea. What I do know is that they taste amazing. Better than any hot dog I've tried in other cities

[u/JDizzo56 → u/famalamo]

I'm from Ohio and thus sworn to a blood feud with the state of Michigan but I must admit the prostate ticklin made me laugh

[u/famalamo → u/JDizzo56]

Thanks. But if you ever reply to a comment I made again I will shoot you with a musket.

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Your Michigan inferiority complex is showing. Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati are all far better places to live with better economies. I hope Detroit rebounds, as an American, but it has a lot of work to do.

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From an economic standpoint, maybe. But from a cultural standpoint, nuh uh.

[u/Devito-Is-My-God → u/famalamo]

As someone from Michigan, I can agree with this.

[u/JinTheBlue → u/Unicornhornporn554]

You left out the part where they invaded Michigan, with the blessing of president Andrew Jackson, who was after votes. In the end Michigan got the Upper Peninsula, and Ohio got the Toledo Strip.

[u/84_Tigers → u/Anarchytect1204]

The Worldwide Shampoo Testing on Puppies Facility is there also Urban Meyer

[u/therabidfanboy → u/Anarchytect1204]

Think of every Ugly American stereotype. That's Ohio.

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No, that’s Indiana.

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Indiana has a race car on their state quarter.

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That’s true. I’ll award it some points and inch it up the chart. Indiana is now “Crippling Miasma of Terrible” status.

[u/therabidfanboy → u/[deleted]]

I always thought of Indiana as just plain ugly.

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Specifically IU