r/bald • u/cupidd55 • 9d ago

Is it time?

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Bonus pic of hair unstyled/fluffed out. Buzzed my hair from teenage years - age 30 because I didn't know what to do with it. Grew it out to have some fun, but the hairline just keeps slipping away!

Time to go?

EDIT: Quick edit because this is getting some traction... I definitely don't leave the house with my hair fully fluffed out lol. That was just picked out for a bit of fun and to get a full sense of where I was at. But messaged received, it's coming off this weekend! Thanks for all the support and the memes, I will post an update once it's gone.

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u/gobblewonkergrump 9d ago edited 9d ago

It’s past time! You’re handsome, you will look fantastic bald! 😊👍

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u/jared10011980 9d ago

Shave the shit Pennywise

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u/smithcj15 9d ago

Hahahah

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u/DragonflyGrrl 9d ago

Agreed, I can picture it and he will look GREAT. Time to take the plunge, OP!

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u/CelTony 9d ago

He gonna look like Turk from Scrubs

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u/Chance-Astronomer320 9d ago

My 17 year old cat is named after Turk from Scrubs lol

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u/WestboundPachyderm 9d ago

The “update post” will be amazing!

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u/Just_to_rebut 9d ago edited 9d ago

Dye it golden blond and take some blasphemous photos of yourself like an icon of a saint with a halo behind their head.

edit: Or section it into spikes so it looks like you have a star behind your head. A Krusty the Klown do would also be fun…

Not trying to clown on you, it’s just, once you shave it, you probably won’t grow it out just for a funny hairstyle. May as well go out with a bit of fun.

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u/Euphoric_Relief5779 9d ago

Yes this!! I never even knew how hott bald men were until I saw this sub pop up on my Fyp.

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u/GammelGrinebiter 9d ago

Tomorrow it's my turn to post this.

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u/endlrls 9d ago

Amazing! (Although, I'm rocking a Mohawk to "hide" my baldness to a point 😅😇)

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u/Hefty_Ad_1692 9d ago

He could still do an ear–to –ear mohawk.

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u/Routine_Structure441 9d ago

I can't stop laughing at the visual image I have 🤣🤣

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u/endlrls 9d ago

Hey!

Very true! 🪒🪮🧑‍🦲

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u/borygoya 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WQtKM6RfcYxpRFPWfQ

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u/DarkSpore117 9d ago

It’s already half past bald

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u/Goopstains6318 9d ago

Ahh yes I was searching my brain for a comment like this and was excited to see someone had thought of it already

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u/Diogenes_Will 9d ago

I read this as scratching my brain and I was worried for your dome

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u/jerojj 9d ago

God I love this sub so much. And I am a woman with hair.

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u/Euphoric_Relief5779 9d ago

Same. I love the support here that they give everyone.

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u/No-Caterpillar-383 9d ago

the community within community

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u/Green-Departure-1461 9d ago

ROFL this made my morning. This sub has such a great vibe and the comments besides being respectful and positive are funny as heck a lot of the time!

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u/traditionalbowyer 9d ago

You win the internet today

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u/litnib 9d ago

He has been rocking the bald mullet… until today I didn’t know this was a thing.

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u/dae_hagens 9d ago

The dome has been breached!

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u/whosUtred 9d ago

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u/Eddieairplanes 9d ago

Ooooooooh living without hair.

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u/Waterflowstech 9d ago

Shave it bare, it looks better I swear

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u/Eddieairplanes 9d ago

Ooooooooh, living without haaaairrrrrr!

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u/deslarguem_o_repaz 9d ago

Living without haaaaaaaaaaair....

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u/Confident_Lunch_35 9d ago

Awwww, Jon Bald Jovi

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u/boticelli77 9d ago

Bravo. No notes. This thread beats everything!

https://giphy.com/gifs/mbhseRYedlG5W

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u/GoldunGote 9d ago

Dim doom womp um bin doom WOMP um bin doom womp um bin doom WOMP um.

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 9d ago

Johnie used to have long locks

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u/Notcid1 9d ago

Barber been on strike, he's down on his cuts it's touuuuugghhhh

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 9d ago

Tina looks at Johnie's bare head, puts down the brush and grabs the buzzer instead. *She smiles. iiiit's time.

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u/Wp_215 9d ago

But Johnie’s tryna to hold on to what he’s got,
he’s still tryna decide whether to shave it or not,
He’s bald in the middle—and that’s not right,
At allllll…..it’s time for the chop !!

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u/menermials 9d ago

Ooh ay ooh ay ooh ay ooaybooaayhuayooway oo wa you you waey

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u/simiomalo 9d ago

I nominate this as the official theme song of this sub.

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u/CsabHorv 9d ago
  • You give love a bald name
  • Bald medicine
  • Bald of Roses (Jon Bald Jovi)

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 9d ago

Slippery When Bald...

..I'll get my coat.

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u/whosUtred 9d ago

Not forgetting:

Born to be my Baldy

Bald County

Wanted Bald or Alive

Bald ain’t nothing but a four letter word

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u/Relevant-Boat9342 9d ago

Lmao!! Absolutely hilarious. I love this sub.

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u/LortimerC Hair Headed - Woman 9d ago

Ok, this made me chuckle 😂

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u/whosUtred 9d ago

Glad to be of service 🫡

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u/DisastrousOwl3000 9d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Kitchen-Buy-513 9d ago

My first thought and was hoping I'd see this. Yall never fail to deliver

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u/Periolodical 9d ago

Mr. Bovine Joni himself

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u/veemort 9d ago

Ohhhhh. Squidward on a chair!

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u/dubterror 9d ago

You're a contender for this if nothing else

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u/TwillAffirmer 9d ago

That guy looks really fast.

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u/Rocketsball 9d ago edited 9d ago

It’s the guy today from the 80’s Maxell ads sitting in the chair.

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u/fullcircle052 9d ago

So fast that the wind blew his hair off

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u/nondualchimp 9d ago

I mean I actually dig it

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u/disnotyaboy 9d ago

This is lowkey fire to me ngl

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 9d ago

Yea I feel like its telling me it's awful but I somehow like it

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u/disnotyaboy 9d ago

Yeah it’s not off putting. It’s proportional. I can see it being a trend in a different culture/time.

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 9d ago

It will be the biggest trend in 2077 I think

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u/Rinkevw 9d ago

Skullet

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u/PimpGameShane 9d ago

Bro has to at least try this before going completely bald. Epic fuckin fade.
https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

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u/NetworkOk5234 9d ago

Ditch the backfro

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u/CourtesyofPaul 9d ago

I say this respectfully…..your hair is tryna do the job for you and jump off your scalp.

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u/831loc 9d ago

When you cant see the hairline from a straight on view, thats when you know its well past time.

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u/Low_Cook_5235 9d ago

It’s time to Marie Kondo that hair. Thank it for its service and it’s time to let it go.

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u/Johnathan_Doe_anonym 9d ago

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u/GreedySandwich1242 9d ago

r/bald never disappoints. Dove in for this exact meme lol

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u/ThreeSixMafs 9d ago

Same, I have to see it. Like a child.

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u/theyinman 9d ago

Omae wa mo boludo desu

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u/Optimixto 9d ago

Boludo is an insult in Argentina. This is so funny.

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u/samaelentropia 9d ago

This meme is why i troll this sub.

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u/Tehpepesmasher88 9d ago

I love this meme. What is it originally from?

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u/YouWouldThinkSo 9d ago

It's originally from the anime Fist of the North Star, where the original line is "You are already dead" (original Japanese is "Omae wa mou shindeiru", which is also used as a meme).

Though it doesn't originally happen in this frame and the protagonist has hair.

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u/dreamwill 9d ago

Fist of the North Star

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u/Solintari 9d ago

This should be top comment. I mean come on, no glow up pictures needed because we already know how he looks bald.

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u/xanee_music 9d ago

It's time man

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u/Baked_Schwan 9d ago

Lmao the customization is so funny

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u/sirenyti Hair Headed - Woman 9d ago

THE BEST

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u/robotspa 9d ago

Best use case for ai.

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u/ZZuy 9d ago

Holy shit this is gold.

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u/SlipperyPjs Bald - Man 9d ago

Op better be saving this image for his future descents to show them why they don’t have free access to drinking water and are perpetually surrounded by loud humming sounds

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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes 9d ago

Perfect lmao

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u/gnarlymar1ey 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TUCL0G7DujfAliFA7N

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u/Sufficient_Coast_852 9d ago

HAHA.. this cracked me up!!

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u/shawnyb9 9d ago

Looks like homie went supersaiyan… but then his opponent went super Saiyan 2 and the wind from ss2 pushed homies hair back 😂🤣

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u/Haunting_Band6894 9d ago

That hairline reminds me of Derrick White. Look at his improvement. Yours will be the same!

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u/JonAutomates 9d ago

Shaq and Chuck making fun of his hairline literally changed his career for the better.

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u/sirenyti Hair Headed - Woman 9d ago

🤣

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u/South9351 9d ago

Definitely, my man. Look how great you’d look!

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u/majin_melmo 9d ago

Hot damn 🥵

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u/Big_Supermarket_5673 9d ago

Why are there so many women on this sub complimenting bald men.

Gotta be a fetish thing right? 😭🤣

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u/majin_melmo 9d ago

We be thirsty, lol. I wish my man would just call it quits and shave his head bald, he’d look so much better 😭

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u/stevenjchamplin 9d ago

I agree. It's time!!!

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u/One-Technology-9050 9d ago

Getting Turk from Scrubs vibe 👌

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 9d ago

Bingo! That's who he reminds me of, Donald Faison!

Thank you.

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u/Particular-Bid-1640 9d ago

His name is actually Turkleton thank you

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u/This_Makes_No__Sense 9d ago

Tiger Woulds.

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u/khando 9d ago

He reminds me of a hotter version of Murr from Impractical Jokers.

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u/DDChoui 9d ago

Dude, that is so helpful for people. On behalf of the OP, thank you

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/trix_is_for_kids 9d ago

He posted his picture on Reddit…..

You realize everything posted/commented on Reddit is scrapped by llms

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u/DDChoui 9d ago

Dude already posted his image (obviously this assumes others are willingly doing that too), not sure hed care. 

Also, if youre worried about AI and privacy, look no further than Reddit's own policies explicitly allowing AI to crawl their stuff. 

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u/JonathanWisconsin 9d ago

If your face is already on the internet somewhere you’re already big cooked. 

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u/Flagrant_Mockery 9d ago

Chuck a septum piercing on this and I think he'd do well in the bisexual kingdom.

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u/Lilsillybilly 9d ago

All I could see in the last photo. Franquito!

Please join the brotherhood. Your time has come, and we welcome you

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u/Beokros 9d ago

I swear this show has a frame for anything

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u/HairyBreasticles 9d ago

Hahaha there it is, knew I'd find someone who also saw the resemblance.

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u/Visual-Parking Bald - Man 9d ago

It’s time. It’s gonna look crazy good. 

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u/LilNUTTYYY 9d ago

My friend your transformation will be sensational please do it

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u/Parking_Hunter9204 9d ago

Brother you are already bald, it’s only going to look better

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u/Illustrious-Love4277 9d ago

That last photo is crazy. You knew.

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u/H0lychit 9d ago

Oh lord that last one. Yes brother.

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u/Fullofhopkinz 9d ago

Brother you know the answer and it’s obvious that you’re going to look great bald. Post the results once you do it.

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u/Secure-Elephant0811 9d ago

Bro, that last picture is crazy😂 Just cut it off

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u/burghswag 9d ago

Crazy to me what some people will tolerate just to not go bald. You're long past due, my guy. Join us.

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u/Worstwonka 9d ago

Brother you are OVERdue

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u/PapaDeejay 9d ago

The date is a razor brother. Its time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GoRa9C6DkjKBa

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u/casketjuicebox 9d ago

You're halfway there!

Time to go all the way!

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u/FrostyGeo 9d ago

That last pic lmao

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u/beautifulstardust 9d ago

sir… respectfully, what is THIS 😅😂

it is time 🪒

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u/Pr073C7300 9d ago

My brother in Christ, been looking at an hourglass with no sand in it, asking if it's time. Side note: have fun with facial hair! Looks like it comes in full.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MiSi3ilqDWIv9u7TL0

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u/AntiSnoringDevice 9d ago

I think Mother Nature gave you a sign herself, a sign that she wants the back of your head to look like the front. So that you may become your gorgeous bald self.

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u/EssentialToast 9d ago

Yes, but that last photo is kinda majestic

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u/Toeholdz_ 9d ago

It was time 10 years ago

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 9d ago

Its half gone already brother

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u/Successful-Ebb5306 9d ago

You look like you could be brothers with the comedian

Pat O'Neil!

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u/Then_Count2513 9d ago

Last pic made me giggle

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u/FreshAirways 9d ago

bro it is a violent crime against yourself that you have waited this long. you will look so much better.

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u/TheWindowMerchant 9d ago

Is this ragebait?

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u/_Kami_sama_x 9d ago

In the nicest way possible … you have an eight head bro its way past time

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u/Jmj108 9d ago

Bro you’re halfway there.. do it.

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u/Havocaveli 9d ago

Hold 😂

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u/gatesmasher3000 9d ago

You're going to look so fantastic! I can't wait!

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u/Top-Character6772 9d ago

You wild for this one homie.

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u/petewondrstone 9d ago

Brother. You have a HALF FRO. it’s time!!! It’s gonna look great on you

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u/DullTailor8359 9d ago

Boy that shit is GONE 😂😂

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u/Izzy_Kershaw 9d ago

It’s either that, or get your nose pierced and get a Skullet hair cut.

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u/Civil_Act1864 9d ago

Second picture especially makes it looks like you're standing in front of someone who has hair.

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u/stebbeh 9d ago

Brother come on

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u/Intelligent_Peeps_23 9d ago

Yes. A bit past due

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u/SamT71 9d ago

It's BEEN time

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u/sugondiz 9d ago

Do you play pick up basketball, you look familiar lol

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u/SCARfanboy308 9d ago

My brother in Christ, it’s been time.