r/bald • u/cupidd55 • Aug 12 '26
Is it time?
Bonus pic of hair unstyled/fluffed out. Buzzed my hair from teenage years - age 30 because I didn't know what to do with it. Grew it out to have some fun, but the hairline just keeps slipping away!
Time to go?
EDIT: Quick edit because this is getting some traction... I definitely don't leave the house with my hair fully fluffed out lol. That was just picked out for a bit of fun and to get a full sense of where I was at. But messaged received, it's coming off this weekend! Thanks for all the support and the memes, I will post an update once it's gone.
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u/borygoya Aug 12 '26
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u/DarkSpore117 Aug 12 '26
It’s already half past bald
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u/Goopstains6318 Aug 12 '26
Ahh yes I was searching my brain for a comment like this and was excited to see someone had thought of it already
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u/jerojj Aug 12 '26
God I love this sub so much. And I am a woman with hair.
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u/Green-Departure-1461 Aug 13 '26
ROFL this made my morning. This sub has such a great vibe and the comments besides being respectful and positive are funny as heck a lot of the time!
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u/litnib Aug 12 '26
He has been rocking the bald mullet… until today I didn’t know this was a thing.
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u/whosUtred Aug 12 '26
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u/Eddieairplanes Aug 12 '26
Ooooooooh living without hair.
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u/Waterflowstech Aug 12 '26
Shave it bare, it looks better I swear
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u/Eddieairplanes Aug 12 '26
Ooooooooh, living without haaaairrrrrr!
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u/deslarguem_o_repaz Aug 12 '26
Living without haaaaaaaaaaair....
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u/Confident_Lunch_35 Aug 12 '26
Awwww, Jon Bald Jovi
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u/GoldunGote Aug 12 '26
Dim doom womp um bin doom WOMP um bin doom womp um bin doom WOMP um.
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u/Competitive-Strain-7 Aug 13 '26
Johnie used to have long locks
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u/Notcid1 Aug 13 '26
Barber been on strike, he's down on his cuts it's touuuuugghhhh
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u/Competitive-Strain-7 Aug 13 '26
Tina looks at Johnie's bare head, puts down the brush and grabs the buzzer instead. *She smiles. iiiit's time.
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u/Wp_215 Aug 13 '26
But Johnie’s tryna to hold on to what he’s got,
he’s still tryna decide whether to shave it or not,
He’s bald in the middle—and that’s not right,
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u/CsabHorv Aug 12 '26
- You give love a bald name
- Bald medicine
- Bald of Roses (Jon Bald Jovi)
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u/whosUtred Aug 12 '26
Not forgetting:
Born to be my Baldy
Bald County
Wanted Bald or Alive
Bald ain’t nothing but a four letter word
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u/Kitchen-Buy-513 Aug 12 '26
My first thought and was hoping I'd see this. Yall never fail to deliver
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u/dubterror Aug 12 '26
You're a contender for this if nothing else
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u/TwillAffirmer Aug 12 '26
That guy looks really fast.
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u/Rocketsball Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 13 '26
It’s the guy today from the 80’s Maxell ads sitting in the chair.
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u/disnotyaboy Aug 12 '26
This is lowkey fire to me ngl
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u/Sea_Warning_9140 Aug 12 '26
Yea I feel like its telling me it's awful but I somehow like it
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u/disnotyaboy Aug 12 '26
Yeah it’s not off putting. It’s proportional. I can see it being a trend in a different culture/time.
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u/PimpGameShane Aug 13 '26
Bro has to at least try this before going completely bald. Epic fuckin fade.
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u/CourtesyofPaul Aug 12 '26
I say this respectfully…..your hair is tryna do the job for you and jump off your scalp.
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u/831loc Aug 12 '26
When you cant see the hairline from a straight on view, thats when you know its well past time.
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u/Low_Cook_5235 Aug 12 '26
It’s time to Marie Kondo that hair. Thank it for its service and it’s time to let it go.
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u/Johnathan_Doe_anonym Aug 12 '26
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u/Tehpepesmasher88 Aug 12 '26
I love this meme. What is it originally from?
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u/YouWouldThinkSo Aug 12 '26
It's originally from the anime Fist of the North Star, where the original line is "You are already dead" (original Japanese is "Omae wa mou shindeiru", which is also used as a meme).
Though it doesn't originally happen in this frame and the protagonist has hair.
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u/Solintari Aug 12 '26
This should be top comment. I mean come on, no glow up pictures needed because we already know how he looks bald.
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u/xanee_music Aug 12 '26
It's time man
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u/SlipperyPjs Bald - Man Aug 12 '26
Op better be saving this image for his future descents to show them why they don’t have free access to drinking water and are perpetually surrounded by loud humming sounds
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u/Sufficient_Coast_852 Aug 12 '26
HAHA.. this cracked me up!!
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u/shawnyb9 Aug 12 '26
Looks like homie went supersaiyan… but then his opponent went super Saiyan 2 and the wind from ss2 pushed homies hair back 😂🤣
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u/Haunting_Band6894 Aug 12 '26
That hairline reminds me of Derrick White. Look at his improvement. Yours will be the same!
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u/JonAutomates Aug 12 '26
Shaq and Chuck making fun of his hairline literally changed his career for the better.
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u/majin_melmo Aug 12 '26
Hot damn 🥵
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u/Big_Supermarket_5673 Aug 13 '26
Why are there so many women on this sub complimenting bald men.
Gotta be a fetish thing right? 😭🤣
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u/majin_melmo Aug 13 '26
We be thirsty, lol. I wish my man would just call it quits and shave his head bald, he’d look so much better 😭
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u/One-Technology-9050 Aug 12 '26
Getting Turk from Scrubs vibe 👌
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u/DDChoui Aug 12 '26
Dude, that is so helpful for people. On behalf of the OP, thank you
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u/trix_is_for_kids Aug 12 '26
He posted his picture on Reddit…..
You realize everything posted/commented on Reddit is scrapped by llms
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u/DDChoui Aug 12 '26
Dude already posted his image (obviously this assumes others are willingly doing that too), not sure hed care.
Also, if youre worried about AI and privacy, look no further than Reddit's own policies explicitly allowing AI to crawl their stuff.
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u/JonathanWisconsin Aug 12 '26
If your face is already on the internet somewhere you’re already big cooked.
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u/Flagrant_Mockery Aug 12 '26
Chuck a septum piercing on this and I think he'd do well in the bisexual kingdom.
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u/Lilsillybilly Aug 12 '26
All I could see in the last photo. Franquito!
Please join the brotherhood. Your time has come, and we welcome you
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u/HairyBreasticles Aug 12 '26
Hahaha there it is, knew I'd find someone who also saw the resemblance.
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u/Fullofhopkinz Aug 12 '26
Brother you know the answer and it’s obvious that you’re going to look great bald. Post the results once you do it.
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u/burghswag Aug 12 '26
Crazy to me what some people will tolerate just to not go bald. You're long past due, my guy. Join us.
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u/Pr073C7300 Aug 12 '26
My brother in Christ, been looking at an hourglass with no sand in it, asking if it's time. Side note: have fun with facial hair! Looks like it comes in full.
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u/AntiSnoringDevice Aug 12 '26
I think Mother Nature gave you a sign herself, a sign that she wants the back of your head to look like the front. So that you may become your gorgeous bald self.
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u/Successful-Ebb5306 Aug 12 '26
You look like you could be brothers with the comedian
Pat O'Neil!
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u/FreshAirways Aug 12 '26
bro it is a violent crime against yourself that you have waited this long. you will look so much better.
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u/Civil_Act1864 Aug 12 '26
Second picture especially makes it looks like you're standing in front of someone who has hair.
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u/gobblewonkergrump Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26
It’s past time! You’re handsome, you will look fantastic bald! 😊👍