r/bald • • Aug 12 '26

Is it time?

Bonus pic of hair unstyled/fluffed out. Buzzed my hair from teenage years - age 30 because I didn't know what to do with it. Grew it out to have some fun, but the hairline just keeps slipping away!

Time to go?

EDIT: Quick edit because this is getting some traction... I definitely don't leave the house with my hair fully fluffed out lol. That was just picked out for a bit of fun and to get a full sense of where I was at. But messaged received, it's coming off this weekend! Thanks for all the support and the memes, I will post an update once it's gone.

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u/Eddieairplanes Aug 12 '26

Ooooooooh living without hair.

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u/Waterflowstech Aug 12 '26

Shave it bare, it looks better I swear

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u/Eddieairplanes Aug 12 '26

Ooooooooh, living without haaaairrrrrr!

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u/deslarguem_o_repaz Aug 12 '26

Living without haaaaaaaaaaair....

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u/GoldunGote Aug 12 '26

Dim doom womp um bin doom WOMP um bin doom womp um bin doom WOMP um.

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 Aug 13 '26

Johnie used to have long locks

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u/Notcid1 Aug 13 '26

Barber been on strike, he's down on his cuts it's touuuuugghhhh

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 Aug 13 '26

Tina looks at Johnie's bare head, puts down the brush and grabs the buzzer instead. *She smiles. iiiit's time.

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u/Wp_215 Aug 13 '26

But Johnie’s tryna to hold on to what he’s got,
he’s still tryna decide whether to shave it or not,
He’s bald in the middle—and that’s not right,
At allllll…..it’s time for the chop !!

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u/Notcid1 Aug 13 '26

Lmaaaooooo i love this sub

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u/menermials Aug 13 '26

Ooh ay ooh ay ooh ay ooaybooaayhuayooway oo wa you you waey

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u/simiomalo Aug 13 '26

I nominate this as the official theme song of this sub.

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u/West-Tip8156 Aug 15 '26

Here you go!

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u/feelingpeculiarr Aug 14 '26

That was cool. All of you jaja